Book: My Hilarious Sex Life by Andrew Tibor Halmaycategories: Book, Sex, Laughter, Virginity, Humor, Europe, Predatory Women, Canada, Boston, New York, Hollywood, Love, Wives, Memoir
Andrew Tibor Halmayabout this book: The book is a memoir in which at 88 years of age I look back (with excellent memory) at my life's sexual experiences, the most memorable of which were funny.
I have three legitimate, middle-aged children and one possible illegitimate one who became president of a university, proof that I am not a virgin and qualified to write this book.
There may be a chaste look about me, however. I have had some hearing loss and ear problems, thus see an ear-nose-&-throat specialist yearly at St. Michael's Hospital. The doctor is British and we usually chat during the examination. On my second visit he asked if I was a retired priest. I wondered if ear canals can reveal the amount of sex had by the patient.
I separated from my wife of 30 years and remained single for the next 35 years, during much of which time I abstained. The memories of early sex experiences, which I share in this book, sufficed for my needs in the retiring years. One of the most memorable, and in which I take great pride, involved an episode in which I threw a line at a lover which had her laughing so hard she fell out of bed. I doubt that any of our contemporary comedians could match that.
Kirkus gave me a glowing review. Here are two excerpts: "A mildly provocative, gloriously eccentric autobiography told through the eyes of a man who unapologetically adores the charms and wonders of women." Kirkus Reviews
The author's infectious charm and nonchalant sense of humor shine most when he sticks to the absurdities of sex…" – Kirkus Reviews
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