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Book: Xavier Cockroachal Damon's, Um, Entirely Fictitious Autobiography - Includes The Missing Years by Xavier Cockroachal Damon

Book: Xavier Cockroachal Damon's, Um, Entirely Fictitious Autobiography - Includes The Missing Years by Xavier Cockroachal Damon

categories: Book, Biographical, Chronicle, Unreality, Own Worst Enemy, Existential Masochist, Existential, Meaning of Life, Bad Choices, Stranger Than Fiction, Darker Truths, Mystery Van, Fictional Life


Xavier Cockroachal Damon

Author Xavier Cockroachal Damonabout this book: This is my story, the story of the life of Xavier Cockroachal Damon. One could say my life was rather bizarre right from the beginning. I was actually an executioner for the C.I.A at a very young age, was actually sent on a mission to assassinate Castro as is detailed in the book. After those tumultuous early years things didn't exactly settle down and really only got more chaotic and stranger. You don't always make the right choices in life and the mistakes I made were too numerous to count. But there also were always forces at play that seemed at every step they sought to ensure that not a single thing would ever go right. But I soldiered on and marched through the fires of life, defiant, unbroken and no matter how much adversity was thrown my way I was always there to make sure that I, well, would throw even more at myself. It was a life forever ambushed by the absurd, no one hearing a single word, cruel fate, irony, bitter indeed it always was, a dark humour joke that never actually seemed funny to me, poignant life lessons never were they learned, days and hope always were they burned. Looking back, um, yeah, I probably could have made some better decisions. Though, there was the time when I met the woman who became my wife. Those years, really quite strange and bizarre as well where we, along with the assistance of Mel, a stuffed animal dog, drove around the country in a van, trying to solve mysteries. But still, this is my story, my autobiography, and it is the life of me, a chronicle of my days.

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