Book: Chainsaw Honeymoon by Steven Ramirezcategories: Book, Female Teen Protagonist, Horror Movies, Los Angeles, Making a Movie, Marriage and Separation, Teen Romance, Romantic Comedy, Humor and Satire, Black Comedy
Steven Ramirezabout this book: "In this tale of a daughter literally trying to scare her estranged parents back together, Steven Ramirez combines the horror/slasher film and literature genres with the light comedy/romance of a Cary Grant film. Both genres present challenges on their own. What is amazing about Chainsaw Honeymoon is how Ramirez surmounts both of these demands. Added to these accomplishments is his ability to present the viewpoint of a fourteen-year-old girl. In the form of Ruby, Ramirez imparts to readers all the confusion brought about by puberty; the emotional neediness camouflaged by sarcasm; the obsession and continuing frustration with boys; and the bonds female teenagers forge with one another." — IndieReader
Ruby Navarro is not your typical fourteen-year-old girl. Sure, she's bright and funny. But she's also an incurable carnivore who adores horror movies-the bloodier, the better. A year ago, her parents separated, leaving her to live with her mom, Stacey, and her dog, an over-caffeinated Shih Tzu named Ed Wood. Now, Ruby loves her mom, but she also misses her dad. A lot. People split up all the time, and most kids might get over it, providing they can still Snapchat. Not Ruby. She has decided it's her mission to save her family. And save them, she will!
Ruby is leaving home to spend the summer with her dad, Alan, a top-performing salesman at a luxury car dealership. At his apartment, she divides her time between her machinima project-a dark fantasy featuring a crazed killer with a chainsaw-and hanging out with her two best friends, Claire and Diego. While Ruby is away, her mom's boss proposes marriage-ew! And Stacey is seriously considering accepting. In the meantime, Alan stupidly believes he can win back his wife and gets to work on a "best of" video reel, using years of mind-numbingly boring home movies. Ruby suggests contacting her dad's younger brother, a talented but arrogant student filmmaker. But her uncle has other ideas, and he talks her dad into making a real movie-with actors and a script-a romantic comedy guaranteed to win Stacey's heart.
As the movie takes shape, unexplainable things are happening to Ruby. Diego is acting weird around her-what is up with that boy! She's having nightmares. Her doll Mr. Shivers might be trying to talk to her. And a creepy stain on her ceiling is turning into the killer from her machinima project. Oh, and people are dying-for realz. While on location for the movie, Ruby accidentally discovers that her uncle is actually using her dad's money to shoot a horror movie, instead of the rom-com he promised. When Alan finds out, he gets into a fist fight with his brother, cuts off the production money, and returns home with his daughter.
But Ruby is still determined to get her parents back together. She gets her uncle's girlfriend to help, and together they cook up a plan to get the movie back on track. Stacey, a certifiable "horrorista," is totally on board. And Ruby's dad? Well, "Mr. Rom-Com" is another story.
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