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Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
Reviewed as one of the "Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today." A Great Gift for Any Golfer. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said "Laughter will help you relax, and the more [...]
 
Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
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You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Stop Snoring Grandpa! by Kally Mayer
If you have a Grandpa, you will LOVE this funny, heart-warming story! Beautifully illustrated bedtime story that children, parents, and grandparents will love! A funny, endearing, and sweet story about a family who is becoming sleep deprived because of Grandpa's very loud snoring. Perfect story to celebrate the special relationship between a family and their Grandpa. Find out how the family solves the issue. The ending will [...]
 
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Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main characters of his jokes. His [...]
 
Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby British socialite). So sit back, [...]
 
Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." -@JeniScagnetti - "This is 50 Shades of [...]
 
Tyler's Wise Old Tree by Liberty Dendron
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The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
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Kitten & Butterfly (Kitten and Friends) (Volume 1) by Aviva Gittle
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Kitten & Snake (Kitten and Friends) (Volume 4) by Aviva Gittle
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A young boy spends his morning in his father's study, finding clues that help him to learn more about all the great things his father can do. But when his Dad tells him what he really does with all those things, the young boy feels more proud of his Dad than ever. This delightful and well-illustrated children's book for kids aged 3 to 9 years old is sure to inspire young children to appreciate the things their fathers can do. [...]
 
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My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many and I have a lot of funny [...]
 

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