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Book: Half Wit by clown
In this erotic surrealist tale of alienation and infatuation, an aimless childlike man is casually manipulated by an enigmatic lover who lures him to a realm of illusions and fantasies. He can't explain why he would do anything to keep her. Has she given him the missing pieces of his humanity or taken something more valuable, his innocence?
 
Book: Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker by Mark C Sutton
Britain's strangest pervert and stalker is back, weirder, filthier, and sexier than ever before! 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker' sees the return of Jeremy Felliwell, who, once again, has recently been released from a mysterious 'establishment' following his suicide (and inexplicable resurrection) six years earlier. Jeremy is now living a relatively happy existence in a new [...]
 
Book: Bloodwrath - 'Thursday; dress casual' by Chris Lane
UK NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING COMEDY NOVEL "Actually had me crying with laughter at certain points, well written and the plot just keeps unravelling. A fantastic read all round, Highly recommend!!!!" "This is truly the best book I have read in ages. It is not for children but has a great ( and sinister) story line. The black homour had me rolling with laughter in places. Read the book in a day; it [...]
 
Book: Diary of a Demon by Caitlin Dale McCaul
Warning! This diary was written by an often drunk, very powerful and very temperamental demon... basically continue at your own risk. Olivier: Soldier of the Fourth Circle and Duke of Hell has been wandering this earth for a millennium. In that time he has fought battles, robbed banks, cleaned apartments and annoyed almost everyone he meets. This diary is but a glimpse into his deranged daily [...]
 
Book: The Ultimate Survivalist's Guide to Suicide by Ryan Bohl
Sardonic, witty, and absurd, The Ultimate Survivalist's Guide to Suicide is about making peace with the bad places within all of us. A narrator kills himself and is faced with cosmic irony: he must now spend eternity stopping suicides. But saving a suicide bomber, a would-be school shooter, a high school drama queen, and many other down-on-their-luck folks is no easy task; good thing he's got a [...]
 
Book: Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - The Complete Trilogy by Mark C Sutton
Brian Miller is a devoted family man in his seventies, with a sinister secret; in the nineteen sixties, he murdered three people, and he got away with it. But Brian put aside his murderous ways, focusing instead on enjoying a happy life with his new young family. Many years later, a personal tragedy results in Brian's long dormant blood-lust to rise to the surface again, and the ageing serial [...]
 
Book: Eternally Yours by Gina Ardito
If they weren't already dead, working together would probably kill them. After one too many disappointments, Jodie Devlin took her own life. Until a new future can be created for her, she serves as one of Death's bounty hunters, retrieving souls who haunt Earth. She'll need smarts, charm, and trickery to convince these specters to give up the ghost and move on. These same skills come in handy for [...]
 
Book: An Actor's Life - A Short Story by Duncan Whitehead
From Award Winning and Best Selling Author Duncan Whitehead, comes a short story with a twist ... It's Oscar night, and the world holds its breath to see if Sir Michael Brookes not only wins the best actor but also the best supporting actor award, which would take his tally of Academy Award wins to an unprecedented six. Meanwhile, his biggest fan and fellow actor Terry Sparkes watches the [...]
 
Book: Zombie/Apocalypse 2012 - A Political Horror Story by Ian McClellan
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story is a zombie tale with a political background story- not from a left or right minded perspective, but from that of an average American who feels left behind by the system. It is the tale of a regular guy- an unemployed factory worker- in the first days of the end of the world, a time in which the ways of doing things have become muddled between pre [...]
 
Book: The Hex Factor by Darren Worrow
Just when you thought that TV talent shows were horrific enough along come these guys, with a passion for fame they dive into the world of the celebrity and begin to discover the price of their ambitions. Who though would have considered that said price would come in the form of a collection of nasties, a mad-man, zombies, werewolves, vampires and even a Frankenstien's monster. Follow the thrills [...]
 
Book: Jeremy's Juicy Pair by Mark Sutton
A double-bill of perversion... 'Jeremy's Juicy Pair' contains the two full length novels, 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking', and it's sequel, 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker'. 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking' Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family [...]
 
Book: The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club by Duncan Whitehead
Little is what it seems to be in a leafy Savannah neighborhood as members of an afternoon cocktail and dog walking club mourn a neighbor's death. Jealousies surface when friends vie for the widower running for mayor. An old woman with an infamous uncle plots to avenge a wrong. Memories haunt a once successful children's writer. And a model has won the trip of a lifetime. But a killer lurks and [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking - Complete Version by Mark Sutton
The greatest pervert and stalker that the United Kingdom has ever known is finally here in this full-length tale of warped desires and unhinged passion! Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family because of 'that thing that happened with great auntie Mavis shortly after [...]
 
Book: Travel To The G-Spot -- The Guide Book by Steve Cohen
It's hard being travel writer Danny Gladstone. There are all those first-class free trips, all over the world, staying in the best hotels, eating at the finest restaurants. Terribly stressful. There are women! There are drugs. Then there's the family back home. He tells himself he does it all for them, but... When Danny learns he's dying, it triggers a late wave of self-reflection. His story is a [...]
 
Book: Daddy 3.0 - A Comedy of Errors by Rob Armstrong
2017 Independent Author Network Winner - Best Comedy / Satire Novel What a mess. This was not supposed to happen. This isn't where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad but he just [...]
 
Book: You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian! - The Stand Up Comedy Survival Guide (Professional Stand Up Comedy) (Volume 1) by Jerry Mabbott
If you've heard, "You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian", your entire life, this book is for you! Jerry Mabbott, a 25 year comedy veteran teaches you everything you need to know to have success in stand-up comedy. In this book, you'll learn how to write unique material that will make strangers laugh, how to handle hecklers, how to get stage time, how to hone your skills, even how to handle stage [...]
 
Book: The Almost Perfect Plot by Ed Halliday
When Thomas Hardy, (who is anything but a famous author), finds himself being ejected from his home he makes a decision. Forced to change his lifestyle, he decides to stop writing manuals for flat pack furniture and try his hand at fiction. This darkly humorous tale with a hint of a thriller follows Tom as he stumbles through his new life, staggering from disaster to disaster, as he attempts to [...]
 
Book: The Grinning Dog by Ed Halliday
This dark humorous thriller with a romantic twist pivots around the well known fact that people love their pets, and no pet has captured the human heart more so than the humble and ever loyal dog. But is their undying desire to protect and serve their masters mutual? How far will a man go for his best friend? This darkly humorous tale explores this question to the very limit, as well as the [...]
 
Book: The Whammer Jammers by Steve Liskow
Chicks on wheels, dirty deals, and everything you never dared ask about roller derby. Suspended after a "questionable" shooting, Hartford cop Tracy "Trash" Hendrix hires on to protect the local skaters from vandals while they prepare for a match to fund a women's shelter. He suspects a skater's ex-boyfriend, but the guy has an alibi when that shelter gets torched and an even better one when he [...]
 
Book: Fake Baked by N. C. Williams
Conman Bryn Jones longs to pull the ultimate scam. Having studied the hustles of the greatest conman of all time - Victor Lustig, Bryn sets about planning a con that will go down in history. But when an insurance fraud goes wrong, Bryn gets caught up in the murky world of drug dealing and the even dirtier world of the fast-tan business. With time running out, Bryn and his team select the marks [...]
 
Book: The One Eyed Sheriff by Vince Onken
Is he real or is he folklore? Either way bad things happen when two teens start digging into the almost forgotten local legend of the One Eyed Sheriff. Ethan and Lauren are in search of the truth, and as far as they can tell the truth lies somewhere in the darkest recesses of Drury Woods. And since the One Eyed Sheriff allegedly shows up only once every twenty years, most of the townsfolk have [...]
 
Book: Unleashed - The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club Part 2 by Duncan Whitehead
The thrilling sequel to the bestselling and award winning novel, The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club. Four months after the disappearance of Tom Hudd from a leafy Savannah neighborhood, the members of an afternoon cocktail and dog walking club ponder his whereabouts; despite one of them knowing his true fate. Recently elected mayor Elliot Miller has new agendas, and just where is Doug [...]
 
Book: Tell a Thousand Lies by Rasana Atreya
Shortlisted for the 2012 Tibor Jones South Asia Prize Tell A Thousand Lies is one of our five favourite tales from India. Glam Magazine, UK (June 2014) At a time when traditional publishers are churning out mindless bestsellers by celebrity (Indian) authors, it's such a treat to find an author who writes so engagingly and entertainingly and yet has something vital to say. -- Ashok Banker, author [...]
 
Book: Pigs in Paradise (The Almost Perfect Series Book 2) by Ed Halliday
Thomas Hardy is still anything but a famous author! He is still, however, getting into an awful lot of trouble whilst trying to write his next masterpiece! Whilst researching a romance he is attempting to write, (very badly,) he inadvertently gets involved in a gang war between rival London gangsters. With a price on his head he flees once more to what he imagines to be the safety of the sleepy [...]
 
Book: Blood Blossom by Daryl Hajek
An irreverent dark-humored, tongue-in-cheek soap-opera style family satire about two sisters fighting over an estate.After having been separated for twenty-two years, Vivian wants to reestablish ties with her younger sister, Christine. Instead, she is met with hostility and resistance. Christine wants one thing and one thing only revenge. No one better stand in Christine's way or else!A battle of [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: It'll Feel Better when it Quits Hurting (Okay, picture this... Book 1) by Lisa Orban
Many years ago my friends and I would sit around and play what we called "Jerry Springer: the Home Game". The object of the game was to see how many upcoming shows we qualified for, with the story to support our claim, and whoever had the most at the end of the program won. I was the reigning champion. This book started off as just a lighthearted collection of anecdotes, stories shared with [...]
 
Book: Primrose & The Wolf - A Huxley Sisters Paranormal Romance by J. A. Fales
Twice-cursed witch Primrose Huxley is the eldest of five immortal, witchy sisters, all doomed to bad luck in love. Thanks to her wicked grandmother and a torturous demon, Prim also has unimaginable, and unwanted, power hanging out inside of her. It's the reason she lives in Paradox, keeping her family and most of the world at a distance. Mason Geroux, a wolf-shifting conman-turned- Alpha, seduced [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: Cut Limbo - Running away is never easy by Peter L. Masters
Panky's crazy drug dealing days might be over, the Russian mob is after him and he needs to get away from Amsterdam - fast! Chris has finally settled down and lives with his family in the depths of the Philippine jungle. He's put his sordid past well and truly behind him, or he thinks he has. Although Panky hasn't seen Chris for over a decade, hiding in the Philippines seems perfect, the guys [...]
 
Book: Weekend in Weighton by Terry Murphy
First-time private investigator Eddie Greene is having a bad weekend. It's about to get worse ... When he finds the slab-cold body of his first client, he knows something's up - he only spoke to her fifteen minutes earlier. Free-wheeling, swash-buckling, trash-talking Eddie is not just out of place in a humdrum northern town. He's out of his depth on his first case, out of funds from a now [...]
 
Book: Love on the Back Burner - A Tasty Romantic Comedy by Barbara Oliverio
Youngest in a tight-knit Italian-American family, sassy Alexandria D'Agostino is successful in marketing and cooking, but her romantic life is less than 4-star. She dishes up childhood favorites to a succession of first dates (recipes included). With advice from her best girlfriend, loyal coworkers, and her loving family, will Alexandria discover the recipe for happiness -- and perhaps love?
 
Book: Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - The Complete Trilogy by Mark Sutton
You'll never feel safe on your allotment again... Brian Miller is a devoted family man in his seventies, with a sinister secret; in the nineteen sixties, he murdered three people and got away with it. But Brian put aside his murderous ways, focusing instead on enjoying a happy life with his new young family. Many years later, a personal tragedy results in Brian's long dormant blood-lust to rise [...]
 
Book: A Comedy of Terrors by Graeme Smith
Segorian Anderson's an Idiot. But that's fine with him. It's a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn't magic - he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she's been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for an Idiot. No, he's not the Court Jester. He doesn't wear motley (whatever motley may be). That's a [...]
 
Book: Linda Gets Her Groove Thing (The Green Room Chronicles Book 2) by J.D. Frettier
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die, and the verdict is out if you go to heaven or hell? Introducing 'The Green Room Chronicles', a spicy and humorous take on life after death. Each book begins with the death of the main character. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness, camaraderie of friends and a whole lot of love. Second in the [...]
 


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