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Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: Garry Plotter V- Enter Daphne An unauthorized Harry Potter Parody by Michael Smulkowski
This short story is about a boy who has a shuriken lodged in his forehead going to the mysterious Ninja school of Ratblisters. This is a Harry Potter parody but with many original ideas. Although previously linked to Peggy, Garry Plotter falls for the Ninja O's cereal company heiress who begins her education at the fifth year. Daphne studies a mysterious ninja style called the "Way of the [...]
 
Book: Pirates of the Danube by David J. Schmidt
"Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike. Readers of [...]
 
Book: Trump's Island - A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only by J.C. Cummings
Just sit right back and you'll squeeze a tail... The year is 1969. The place: somewhere far out to sea in the Pacific. Following a wild and sexy mishap aboard the Trump family yacht, 23-year-old Donald Trump now finds himself stranded on an uncharted tropical island which just happens to be inhabited by seven stranded castaways who would like nothing more than for him to get stranded elsewhere. [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: Waste Not by Rhonda Parrish
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to [...]
 
Book: Hustle Henry And The Cue-Ball Kid by Jack B. Strandburg
Clarence Flannery was luckier than most men his age to discover his life's ambition, particularly in the unpredictable years just following the Civil War. Born with an unmatched skill to play pool, he left his home in Kansas when he turned twenty-six and traveled throughout the Southwestern United States to make his mark as a legendary pool hustler, with every intention of amassing a fortune in [...]
 
Book: Parody of a Screenplay by Morgan McFinn
An amusing satire of the far too many people these days who write books that are meant to be made into movies.There's an old expression, "If you can't beat them, join them". It never much appealed to me. Sounds a wee bit too compromising. Some, perhaps, may consider this a shortcoming of mine, but I've never been particularly conciliatory by nature. I'm competitive. A nasty word these days, but [...]
 
Book: The Sorrows of Young Mike by John Zelazny
"'The Sorrows of Young Mike' is a deeply human story that explores one man's struggle to find balance between his intellect and his libido, his compassion and his selfishness." -The Aspen Daily News - Thoughtful yet spontaneous, self-aggrandizing and hopelessly philosophical, Mike would like to find out if the earth really is round. During his four-month voyage around the planet, Mike's past [...]
 
Book: Coinman - An Untold Conspiracy by Pawan Mishra
Coinman is one of life's victims, the receiver of subtle bullying in an office environment and thinly disguised control in his own home, but remains true to his desire to be polite and accepting of how he is treated by everyone. Then an incident at work changes all that. Huffington Post: One of the best literary fiction books of 2016 (Independently Published).
 
Book: Deific Dozen by Brian Orlowski
It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the [...]
 
Book: A Search for Donald Cottee by Philip Spires
A Search for Donald Cottee is a comic tragedy about individualism. Donald, nicknamed Donkey, is an internet Quixote, bent on doing good works. Donkey Cottee and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on Spain's Costa Blanca from their Yorkshire mining village. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: 50 Shades in Clay by Michele Brenton
"50 Shades in Clay - A picture-book for grown-ups who haven't grown up too much." Michele Brenton's comedy epic ebook, "Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy" appeared on Amazon in July 2012 and shot up the charts in both the UK and US to become the top best-selling UK poetry Kindle - even competing with non-poetry parody books in the US marketplace. In response to a number of requests Endaxi Press [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: The Robusta Incident by Jennifer Fales
Coffee with a double shot of voodoo and vengeance. Meet Howard Danishefsky. He's a smart-mouthed chemist working for his ex-lover turned tight-skirted, ball-busting boss, Melinda Carpenter, in the shiny downtown office of an international coffee conglomerate known as the Robusta Corporation. He has a legendary astrophysicist father in the Consortium of Evil that he's never met, a dead Russian [...]
 
Book: Day of the Living Pizza (A Smarts & Dewdrop Mystery) by Vickie Johnstone
A comedy zombie story to sink your teeth into... Detective Smarts of Crazy Name Town has a problem. Doctor Boring and his receptionist have been bumped off, and the only clues at the scene are some olives, tomatoes, mushrooms and a sprinkle of oregano. With the townsfolk dropping like flies and strange figures stumbling down the streets, Officer Dewdrop has an idea. Also available in paperback - [...]
 
Book: Gobbles and His Turkey Trick by Beatrix S. Tambunan
NOVEMBER'S BESTSELLER FOR TURKEY HUMOR! A THANKSGIVING PARODY! How does a turkey outsmart a human? A comical solution for turkey. If you love your feathered friends, you will love this book! Gobbles grows up and discovers his fate as a turkey. See how he plays a trick at the farm. Gobbles is truly thankful for saving himself! "We are expected to play a certain role by those who raised us. [...]
 
Book: Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy by J.T. Lundy
An unstable president declares a Fake National Emergency to build a border wall. Only an unlikely hero can save the American people from unbridled totalitarianism. 2014 Thurber Prize for American Humor Semi-Finalist 2014 Reader's Favorite Silver Award Winner, Humor 2013 IndieFab Bronze Award Winner, Thriller & Suspense 2013 BOTYA - Foreword Book of the Year Finalist, Action & Adventure Combining [...]
 
Book: The Age of Water by Sean Craft
Handsome, clever, if not yet rich, Philip Clarke finds himself drawn by the cool beauty of Mei Li, lawyer and colleague, yet at the same time is unable to relinquish his weekly visit to the near-by shanty-town and the waiting arms of the fishing village woman who offers exquisite and unexpected pleasure. His simple ambition is to continue to enjoy the heady gratifications of both, without undue [...]
 
Book: Reluctant Gods II - The Demon Seth by A.J. Aaron
Immortal gods trapped by an insolent boy demon!? ... Now what!? What people are saying! ...Well developed characters, outrageous conversations, thorough descriptions illustrating scenery and movements. Polite society it ain't. ...The characters continue to engage the reader and display some shocking behavior in this fantasy. They are paramount to the comedy of the story and the reader is kept [...]
 
Book: One Man - No Plan, K'Barthan Series - Part 3 by M T McGuire
One Man: No Plan, K'Barthan Series: Part 3 The Pan of Hamgee needs answers, although he's not even sure he knows the questions. He has a chance to go straight but it's been so long that he's almost forgotten how. Despite a death warrant over his head he is released, given a state-sponsored business, and a year's amnesty for all misdemeanours while he adjusts. On the down side, Ruth has left him [...]
 
Book: Looking For Trouble - K'Barthan Series - Part 4 by M T McGuire
Looking for Trouble, K'Barthan Series: Part 4 (and final) The Pan of Hamgee doesn't believe in miracles but if he's going to save K'Barth it looks as if he might need one. He's not quite as alone as he thought. The punters from The Parrot and Screwdriver are right behind him and he has rescued three of his friends from the Grongolian Security Forces, who are now of course, three of the nation's [...]
 
Book: The Wrong Stuff, K'Barthan Series - Part 2 by M T McGuire
The Wrong Stuff, K'Barthan Series: Part 2 The Pan of Hamgee is not a natural knight in shining armour. Yet he has escaped from police custody in K'Barth, switched realities and foiled Lord Vernon's attempt to kidnap Ruth, the Chosen One, from the Festival Hall. Pretty good, he thinks. However, Ruth thinks otherwise. Being pursued by Lord Vernon is bad enough. Now, thanks to The Pan, she's on the [...]
 
Book: Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series - Part 1 by M T McGuire
Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series: Part 1 Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K'Barth's longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That's when things really begin to get complicated. [...]
 
Book: Fictional Worlds - Traditions in Narrative and the Age of Visual Culture, Vols. I-IV (Storytelling on Screen) by L.A. Alexander
"Create Your Own World!" is a motto of visionary artists. We all enjoy escaping into, and journeying within, fictional realms. Some aspire to create their own unique artistic worlds. Fictional Worlds, intended for all readers who love literature and film, and especially for writers, filmmakers, and videogame designers, points at new ways of navigating, exploring, and creating entrancing fictional [...]
 


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