Please recommend askDavid.com
   using these social sharing buttons:
David

Books:  

  

Book: A Story on Heaven on Earth - Why We Could See God and Then Go Shopping by LA Abonitalla
Beat the most terrifying sorrow, join the party that never ends Banso begins his thought provoking, and sometimes humorous journey into heaven and hell as a street kid dreaming of strange dreams while surviving on dried fish and boring instant noodles. Alright, he's an ordinary urban poor living an ordinary urban poor life. Things change when he encounters At Least, a 60s looking half angel and [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: Dog! - You'll Never Look At Your Dog the Same Way Again. by Mike Robbins
So you think you know your dog? Bazza is an easy-going middle-aged college lecturer with a taste for weed, porn, beer and redheads. When he adopts a rescue dog, he sees nothing odd about the animal. Then a Himalayan monk comes to visit, and senses something strange. Dog is a powerful story of love and loss, sin, redemption and dog mess. You'll never see your pet the same way again.
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: How (Not) to Kiss a Toad (Cindy Eller #1) by Elizabeth A Reeves
Cindy Eller is a witch with a gift for creating decadent desserts highlighting the exotic and spicy flavors of her native Southwest. However, life isn't always sweet for this magical baker. All her life she's been cursed-- every man she's ever kissed has turned into a toad. Love isn't likely to come her way, she knows. If that weren't a big enough problem, her 'curse' has come to the attention of [...]
 
Book: Jack Shadow by Graeme Smith
Jack Shadow. He's heard them - every one of them. The jokes. They all start out the same. "See, this guy walks into a bar..." Well, that's not him. That guy who walked into a bar. He's the guy who walked out. It's not amnesia. Near as anyone knows, he just doesn't have a past. Near as anyone knows - or admits to. He doesn't walk round a corner, and some guy from a car shoots at him because of [...]
 
Book: Lantamyra - A Tapestry of Fantasy by Susan Waterwyk
Tylya Lansing is an average eighteen-year-old with one exception her ultimate goal is to learn the Secrets of the Ways and become a Keeper of Dragons, but first, she must find a crystal scepter that has been lost for decades in a rugged Sierra Nevada canyon. If the powerful myra crystal has not been shattered then she may get the chance to travel to her grandmother's homeworld of Lantamyra a [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: A Job From Hell (Ancient Legends Book 1) by Jayde Scott
Hidden from mortal eyes are the creatures of darkness that coexist with mortals: Shadows, vampires, fallen angels, demons, shape shifters, succubi, and the likes. Seventeen-year-old Amber enters their world by chance when her brother, Dallas, sets her up with a summer job in Scotland. Dallas has spied something in the woods he thinks could make them rich beyond their wildest dreams. But instead [...]
 
Book: Demonspell (Sunspinners 1) by Phoebe Matthews
From an EPIC Fantasy award-winning author: Along with a big house and income, Elaine inherits five immortal relatives who need constant attention. Try keeping a husband with that set of in-laws. Yes, she has tried. Twice. And failed. Now, just when she meets a new guy, a band of demons demands that Elaine and her family leave Seattle immediately, alive or dead...
 
Book: Jestus by V. S. Sury
This is a tale of fantasy, complete with a central character who is an old, almost naked man who roams freely throughout the world. To all outer appearances he looks and acts crazy. His words are baffling to ordinary men. The tale of Jestus is told through a narrator who comes into contact with the mad man and finds him to be full of fantasy and imagination. Soon things become topsy-turvy as the [...]
 
Book: Road Like a River by Graeme Smith
Urban Fantasy - "Hey, Charlie. You like the truck better? Than the boat, I mean?" That's what she said as she walked away from the last ride she should ever have taken. And this one was smart. Kharon, even if he went by the name of Charlie these days, knew she'd be okay. But this one wasn't just smart. She was different. Because this one came back. Charlie's a trucker, an Independent. Meaner 'n [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Banker's Draft by Clive Mullis
"He's lucky they didn't nail that to the floor." Somewhere, stuck between the universes, lurks the city of Gornstock, where it sits snugly on the banks' of the river Sterkle. Private Investigator, Jack Cornwallis, delves into Gornstock's murky underworld with the help of Frankie and his new trainee sleuth. The case seems simple enough to start with, just an ordinary murder which the police [...]
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: Caverns and Creatures - Volume I (Books 1 - 4) by Robert Bevan
Swords - Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns & Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic Game Master who taunts and harasses them while he sits [...]
 
Book: Magical Lover (Draconia Tales) by Karilyn Bentley
Draconia Tales - In a world where men can become dragons, Thoren is one of the most powerful. As a shape-shifting Draconi, Thoren wants nothing more than to continue searching for Halfling children and returning them to Draconia. The last thing he wants or needs is a mate until he meets Keara, an outcast unaware of the power that lies within her. Keara doesn't know what to make of Thoren or of [...]
 
Book: Martin Little, Resurrected - A Fantasy Adventure in Heaven by Ella Medler
Meet Martin Little - Little by name, little by fortune, and with the luck to match those two. Martin's life is not going too well. The world is against him, everything that can go wrong does... and that's all before he dies. Once he breaks into Heaven, it's all a downhill slide to Hell. His new friends are not the kind he would have picked in his righteous life on Earth, but one can't be too [...]
 
Book: Small Town Ho - The Hilarious Story of Moving from the Big City to North Idaho by Duke Diercks
Have You Ever Wanted OFF the Treadmill ?? New author Duke Diercks bursts onto the scene with the hilarious memoir of one family's move from the big city to the panhandle of North Idaho. No Jobs. No friends. Just buckets of our own ignorance. Follow along in horror and hilarity as the family acclimates to the new small town way of life and the author bounces from jobs working in a school cafeteria [...]
 
Book: Kelly Jo - Book One of The Wayward Angels Trilogy by Linda Opdyke
Kelly Jo, the first in this trilogy of paranormal romance novellas, showcases not only humor and fun, but consequences. All of these happen when a beautiful, desperate con artist not only runs away from Heaven, but kidnaps a new arrival to be her unwilling sidekick. According to supervising angel Robert, or Big Bob as he's known behind his back, Kelly Jo has already used up her last chance to [...]
 
Book: Liars Go To Paradise? (Paradise Series Book 1) by M. H. Woodscourt
An often-humorous, character-driven, coming-of-age fantasy! Pushed into a puddle, 18-year-old Jason "Key" Sterling wakes up to find himself the prophesied hero of a world on the brink of annihilation. But they've got the wrong guy. No way is he equipped to fight off warring clans or cure a terrible plague. He can barely manage to please his new master: a tyrant who's enslaved him to use as bait. [...]
 
Book: Unforgettable Women - Ronda and Richard-The novel and 4 Long stories by J.Z. Pinder
This imaginative collection of the novel "Ronda and Richard" and four lengthy tales by J.Z. Pinder contains something for every reader. The novel has a lot going on. Love at first sight, weddings, deaths, million dollar business deals, naughty pajama parties, and more. It's fast paced, the characters are exciting and fun, the love scenes are steamy, and the story line is captivating. Each of the [...]
 
Book: Bare Feet to High Heels - You Don't Have to Be a Beauty Queen to be a Beautiful Person by Jane Jenkins Herlong
Take a journey with Jane from her experience on a Lowcountry tomato farm all the way to the runway of the Miss America pageant. You'll feel empowered to overcome your own challenges and handle anything life throws your way. This humorous book, which inspired one of Jane's most popular speaking presentations, will stick with you longer than a helping of grits!In this beautifully illustrated and [...]
 
Book: As the Crow Flies - An Epic Fantasy Adventure by Robin Lythgoe
A single dragon's egg could win or topple an empire but how do you steal a fable? In the fabulous metropolis of Marketh, master thief Crow flits fearlessly from rooftop to rooftop. He has fame. He has fortune. All he needs is a wedding gift for his beloved. But in mid-heist, the unthinkable happens. He is captured by Baron Duzayan, a wizard with eyes on the emperor's throne and a shocking lack of [...]
 
Book: I Am Not Frazzle! by Darren Worrow
All proceeds of this book go to the Devizes and District Opportunity Centre, a registered charity in the UK that helps children with disabilities and learning difficulties get a better start to life. Here is the deal, we take 10 great authors, give them the freedom to write a story in their own style and genre as long as the general theme has children involved. Next we put them in a big pot (the [...]
 
Book: The Stories of J.Z. Pinder - Captivating Tales of Romance, Horror, Adventure and Fantasy - 7 long stories by J.Z. Pinder
SEVEN SPELLBINDING STORIES CRAMMED WITH READING ENTERTAINMENT This imaginative collection of lengthy stories by J.Z. Pinder contains something for every reader. Totaling 55,000 words, the seven story collection touches on the popular genres of romance, horror, crime, fantasy and adventure. Since most are close to or at 10,000 words, the author was able to work a fascinating plot into each story. [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: Sarah - Laney's Angel by Gay N. Lewis
Beautiful, talented, and stubborn, architect Laney Taylor battles her attraction to the handsome and wealthy but mulish homebuilder, Cannon Carlson. After all, he is her employer, and business and pleasure don't mix, do they? Sarah, a klutzy, perpetually direction-challenged angel who craves cheeseburgers and fancies red stilettos, is sent to Houston on assignment. She's to bring these obstinate [...]
 
Book: TALES OF THREE STORIES - BETTER BE FUNNY by Eugene Williams
Three of my favorite stories all in one place. Enjoy the award winning short story The Lunatic of Trenton, the never-ending tales from an old man in lunatic asylum who in his mind was responsible for the Russian Revolution, and starting World War One, all in the name of changing the world for the better. From there we join Samuel Clemens reading a newspaper article to a young boy sharing a log [...]
 


Books:  

  




Home | Contact | Legal Notice | Impressum Book Promotion | Do you like askDavid.com? | Boost Your Karma

As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Amazon and the Amazon logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.