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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
I've always loved jokes, even (maybe especially) the bad ones, the ones that make you laugh and groan simultaneously. I adore the turn of a clever pun, or a play on words, combining surprise elements that tickle the funny bone. When I was a kid, I took dozens of joke books out of the library, and memorized them, bothering my parents and brothers with barrages of kooky wisecracks until they [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others. A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
Reviewed as one of the Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today. A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood. Laughter helps you relax and focus. No corny jokes here. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. It will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." [...]
 
Book: Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: The Office Guide To Insanity: Office Cartoons by Steven Corps
The Office Guide To Insanity! A cartoon book about life in the office long before the arrival of the internet, email, pdf document, laptops and latest office gadgets. It's a compilation of 150 cartoons drawn in the 1990's from my own collection of cartoon drawings. What started off as a simple little funny poster for a office department, turned into a collection of humourous drawing depicting [...]
 
Book: Alacrán, The Honey Badger by Bobby Warren Miller
Deciding how best to introduce this book was the most difficult part of the project. The story was already written for me in the form of a dispassionate diary. All I had to do was organize it, mix in some environmental trappings, sarcasm, a few jokes, send it to a proofreader and, with luck, I could pay the rent. On the way to the bank, an unamusing thing happened. I hadn't gotten through Chapter [...]
 
Book: Aussie Larrikins by Jack Coull
This is the first part of a 3 part series about the life of a larrikin Australian man. He grew up in a large, but poor Catholic family in a small town in central Victoria, Australia. Pete is the eldest of 5 boys and the eldest of at least 25 cousins. He is currently going through some deep soul searching and decided it was time to tell his story. The first book in the series involves a lot of [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do by Ronald E. Hudkins
This book will take you back in time or even recently when you did something so stupid or out of character you and everyone around you could not do anything but laugh. When you think about the family tree you always remember the ones that make you laugh. You know; those days sitting around at the reunion listening to family stories, pranks, jokes and friendly banner? We all have that relative [...]
 
Book: DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers (Ages 2-6) (Princess Books for Beginner Readers) by Kally Mayer
Brand NEW Release! DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS! For Beginner Readers ages 2-6 - Your little girl will love this hilarious tale of a little girl who uses her imagination to describe why being a princess may not be the ideal life for her. Her father wants her to be his little princess but the little girl has other ideas. She describes the perils she may encounter such as getting eaten by crocodiles [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: Jack Shadow by Graeme Smith
Jack Shadow. He's heard them - every one of them. The jokes. They all start out the same. "See, this guy walks into a bar..." Well, that's not him. That guy who walked into a bar. He's the guy who walked out. It's not amnesia. Near as anyone knows, he just doesn't have a past. Near as anyone knows - or admits to. He doesn't walk round a corner, and some guy from a car shoots at him because of [...]
 
Book: The Dream Slayer by Jill Cooper
Love Buffy? Hang onto your seats, 'cause Natalie Johnson's in the house--or, high school, that is. In her dreams, she's the Slayer, strong and beautiful, with killer comebacks and powers. In real life, not so much. Except Natalie's not sure anymore--which is real? In Meadow's Creek, people are dying and bodies are disappearing. A sinister magic is at work and only she can stop it. Only problem [...]
 
Book: Corrupt Skies - Episode I by Alex Rodgers
"This book was a real page-turner! I was hooked from page one and couldn't put it down." - Jeffrey Miller - "Good editing, good story, fast-paced ... what's not to love?" - Valerie An air marshal on a bank robbery case? THIS IS NOT A STANDALONE BOOK. YOU CAN SAVE up to $5 by purchasing CORRUPT SKIES: COMPLETE BOX SET. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MZHUHYU As a series of armed bank robberies spring [...]
 
Book: Lake Of My Heart - where do broken hearts go? by Temba Magorimbo
Naomi is slightly shorter than Trevor with a broad smile and dimples when the mood is upon her. Trevor on his part is taller and broader with a good sense of humour. He used to like her laughter especially when she threw her head up exposing her tender neck. She loved his dance, his jokes and his behaviour when he was walking drunk. Give and take their differences, they are only human beings [...]
 
Book: Ghost Writers In the Sky (The Camilla Randall Mysteries) by Anne R. Allen
Snarky, delicious fun! A laugh-out-loud mashup of romantic comedy, crime fiction, and satire: Dorothy Parker meets Dorothy L. Sayers. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall a.k.a. "The Manners Doctor" is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way. Usually with more than a little help from her gay best friend, [...]
 
Book: Moms are Nuts
Emmy winners, magazine editors, comedians, TV personalities, bestselling authors and social media superstars team up to bring you a laugh-out-loud book not about being a mom, but about having a mom, grandmom or mom-figure. And while it's not OK for someone else to make yo-momma jokes about your momma, it is perfectly healthy - even downright hilarious - to find the humor in your own upbringing. [...]
 
Book: Sleeping with Jane Austen by David Aitken
'In this funny-serious book David Aitken pokes his finger in the stomach of the traditional crime novel, gently questioning our readiness to be mesmerised by crime and the causes of it.' (Alex O'Connell, The Times, London) 'The premise of this book -- the confessions of a caged psychopath whose proclivity for women's ears has led to his imprisonment in a grim Dundee psychiatric institution -- [...]
 
Book: Weekend in Weighton by Terry Murphy
First-time private investigator Eddie Greene is having a bad weekend. It's about to get worse When he finds the slab-cold body of his first client, he knows something's up - he only spoke to her fifteen minutes earlier. Free-wheeling, swash-buckling, trash-talking Eddie is not just out of place in a humdrum northern town. He's out of his depth on his first case, out of funds from a now deceased [...]
 
Book: Avant Nation by C. D. Verhoff
When the nanny state governs you down to the cellular level, resistance is futile. A futuristic tale set in the United States after violently opposed ideologies have split it down the middle. Thought-provoking, heart-pumping, with disturbing implications for today. According to the leaders of Avantica, scientific advancement is the key to creating a utopia. If in doubt, just look at the [...]
 
Book: Ben, Zach and Chelsea Make Crepes by Mae Segeti and Nic Monty
Let's Make Crepes: There's no question that kids love to help out in the kitchen. Let's Make Crepes tells the story of Ben, Zach and Chelsea as they help their mother make one of their favorite dishes of all time crepes! Ben, Zach, and Chelsea love their Mom's cooking. And they get really excited when she's making crepes, those deliciously thin pancakes from Europe. One day, Mom allows the kids [...]
 
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