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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
I've always loved jokes, even (maybe especially) the bad ones, the ones that make you laugh and groan simultaneously. I adore the turn of a clever pun, or a play on words, combining surprise elements that tickle the funny bone. When I was a kid, I took dozens of joke books out of the library, and memorized them, bothering my parents and brothers with barrages of kooky wisecracks until they [...]
 
Book: 1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes - The Ultimate Collection of the Funniest, Laugh-Out-Loud Rib-Ticklers by Graham Cann
They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
A great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Stories about Tiger, and many other great golfers on the PGA Tour. It is a wonderful collection of intriguing stories, thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Adults Only. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood! Laughter helps you relax and focus and play better. No corny jokes here. Caution: These aren't the kind of jokes your momma told you - strictly for adults. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. It will chase the blues away. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf [...]
 
Book: The Finish Line by Leslie Scott
Another night at the races is more than burnt rubber with a hit of nitrous. For one young woman, it's navigating trauma, love, and loss in the stifling Texas heat under the watchful gaze of her brother's best friend and reigning King of the Streets, Jordan Slater. Home in Arkadia again, Raelynn Casey starts to heal from a terrible incident at college. She finds love in Jordan, a member of her [...]
 
Book: Tall, Dark, and Bad by Charlotte Hughes
A Contemporary Romance From NY Times Bestselling Author Charlotte Hughes Summer Pettigrew is in desperate need of a fiance, a temporary job, mind you . . . Bad Boy Cooper Garrett answers the call. He swaggers into Summer's High Society Life oozing testosterone. He's hardly what Summer expected, the man straddles a mean looking motorcycle, for Pete's sake! But Summer is stuck with him for the time [...]
 
Book: Blessings, Bullets and Bad Bad Men by B. A. Kelly
Jim Blessing, thirty-eight year old gunfighter and drifter rides into a sleepy border town in New Mexican Territory, thirsty, prosperous and single. He wakes up the next morning hung over, broke and married to a beautiful, young Spanish aristocrat and he can't remember how he got that way. Then someone starts shooting at him. "I've been married, robbed and shot at and it ain't even noon yet.'' [...]
 
Book: How To Be A Smart SOB Like Me by Larry Landgraf
Work, money, food, relationships, life in general these are the everyday struggles for billions crowded into our challenging world. Larry Landgraf tells us his story and the many lessons he's learned for finding extraordinary happiness. How to Be a Smart SOB Like Me is a stark but heartfelt examination of a life well-lived. You might like him, and you might not, but you can't help but learn ways [...]
 
Book: From Ice and Snow (Life Is Calling Book 2) by Dianne Kozdrey Bunnell
From Ice and Snow is a fictional memoir, sequel to The Protest. Jane Bernard lost her 12-year-old twin daughters to a religious hijacking perpetrated by their father, Reverend Logan Churlick. Jane is heartbroken and embittered by the loss, causing her to jeopardize her once-happy marriage with her great love, Bolivar Bernard. When her daughters are 18, Bekah reaches out to her mother. But Bekah's [...]
 
Book: STOP PROCRASTINATING ...NOW !! - A practical and immediate guide to take action and defeat bad habits by Nathan Walker
Are you always putting things off "until tomorrow"? Do you dread deadlines? Or struggle just to start the most important tasks? Are your own anxieties holding you back?We all procrastinate sometimes; it's human nature. However, if you're someone who constantly makes excuses not to start new projects or begin important tasks and then feel overwhelmed or depressed, it's time to make a change.Break [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Amateur Night by Marla Martenson
If you are looking for a short story with lots of laughs, Amateur Night is for you. In the relationship tango called "Compromise," Marla has bent over backwards a few times too many. Though her Latin husband is a passionate lover, his anger has a fiery side as well. He had promised a special Valentine's Day, but on the morning of the celebration, Marla's resentment spews. The vivid memory of a [...]
 
Book: Snitch - True Stories of Destructive Classrooms and Bad Teachers by Catherine D'Aquila
The book includes stories regarding my children's educational experiences from kindergarten through some years in high school. The text highlights the negative impact of some educators. The second part of the book allowed me to share my experiences as a third grade teacher, highlighting the impact of destructive classrooms and "bad" teachers. The cover includes inappropriate quotes said by [...]
 
Book: Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby [...]
 
Book: Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." [...]
 
Book: Kill Me Now! A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield by Lawrence Fisher
Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE. In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he [...]
 
Book: Perfect by Chance - A Marriage of Convenience Romance by Everly Chase
Wed without my knowledge to a perfect stranger. Forced to hide out together in the wilderness. Are you kidding me, sis? You've married me off to the world's gruffest man for my protection? Until today, I had no idea that I even needed protection. Now, everyone keeps telling me that I'm fragile. That I need a live-in bodyguard 'til death do us part. Whenever that might be... Who is Rex Wilder, [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts...whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: Medical Secrets Revealed by Jeff Charlebois
Years ago, I foolishly broke my leg on a skydiving jump. Some complications set in, including a reaction to the anesthesia, food poisoning, another broken leg and a few other lovely things. My supposed three-day stay in the hospital turned into approximately two months, and yet, it didn't break my record of six months. Rather than wallow I used my time wisely and keenly observed all the on-goings [...]
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: The Office Guide To Insanity: Office Cartoons by Steven Corps
The Office Guide To Insanity! A cartoon book about life in the office long before the arrival of the internet, email, pdf document, laptops and latest office gadgets. It's a compilation of 150 cartoons drawn in the 1990's from my own collection of cartoon drawings. What started off as a simple little funny poster for a office department, turned into a collection of humourous drawing depicting [...]
 
Book: Bad Jack by Adam Moon
Jack has been brought in by the government to study strange objects. These objects are dangerous to the touch, but not to Jack. When his superiors discover he can interact with the objects, he's brought even further into the fold. Soon he's introduced to bizarre creatures that just a handful of people have ever witnessed. His simple life has turned into a freak show. And it only gets worse.
 
Book: Bad Analysis by Colin Knight
When good intelligence becomes bad analysis, people die. This is Wilson's nightmare. As communication intercepts, dead terrorists, and institutional blindness lead the Wests 'five eyes' intelligence community to conclude an Islamic attack against mainland Europe is imminent, Wilson, a crotchety, 'old-school' intelligence analyst, has doubts. When a cryptic voice message, left by a murdered [...]
 
Book: The Good, The Bad and The Murderous by Chester D. Campbell
Medicare fraud, drug trafficking, a hired killer, a crooked cop, it's a nightmare scenario PI Sid Chance finds himself in when he takes a tough assignment-prove a young man just out of prison for murder when he was twelve did not commit a new homicide. Everything is thrown upside down when Jaz LeMieux, the wealthy ex-cop working with him on the case, finds herself accused of a despicable crime, [...]
 
Book: It's Not as Bad as it Sounds (my life with MS & Fibro) by Yvonne Decelis
This book is a series of essays I wrote while in College about my life with a focus on "invisible condtions" like Multiple Sclerosis and Fibromyalgia. In my book I go over what life has been like with these conditions by going over my upbringing and my life prior to, during and after diagnosis. I have also written this for people seeking information on how to interact with others who have [...]
 
Book: The Bad Poet by Michael Paul Fuller
The tragedy of 9-11 changed many things for Americans that will never be the same. In the cloudy days soon thereafter, Carla King's husband disappeared without a trace and she was left with their daughter to survive. After their divorce, she was living a mundane life one day at a time when one night while out with friends, she runs into Cutino Grigsby, her mister right. From the start, time spent [...]
 
Book: Closing The Gap (Dangerous Pasts Book 1) by Colleen Charles
"This book is insanely intense!" ~ JZ - Happiness is finally at her fingertips. But a threat from her past is closing the gap. Intent on escaping her past and focusing on her future, Lake Harrison finds solace working with champion Arabian horses, but knows that she needs more in her life than just the equine. So when her long-time crush is up for bid at a charity auction, she goes all in for a [...]
 
Book: BAD LIES by Rolynn Anderson
Italy's haunted caves spell danger for an American golfer and a NATO geologist. Sophie Maxwell is a late-blooming, unorthodox golfer, and mother of a precocious thirteen year-old. Determined to put divorce, bankruptcy, and a penchant for gambling in her past, Sophie goes to Italy for a qualifying golf tournament. Jack Walker turned his back on a pro golfing career to become a geologist. As a [...]
 
eBook: Bad Blood by Debra Doyle, James D. Macdonald
Bad Blood - It started with a group of teenagers telling scary stories around a campfire. No one believed Jay's wild tale of moonlight and werewolves. They thought he was kidding when he said, "By morning, you'll all be dead." But Valerie saw the strange hunger in the boy's eyes-and that night, she felt the sharp touch of his fangs.... The Transformation of Valerie - I was wiping off my mouth [...]
 
Book: Second Chances by Larry Yoke
Second Chances is an adult fiction romance novel: Hunter O'Conner has a rough childhood, so it's not surprising when he turns down the wrong path. Growing up with an abusive father, we can't help but feel sorry for him and wish, as he does, that "Mr. Wilson was his father" instead. He's not, but this father figure helps teach Hunter some lessons which will ultimately help him turn his life around [...]
 
Book: West of Me by Jamie Godfrey
Kyle Meyers left his small town in Wisconsin to pursue his dream of becoming a fashion designer. With two suitcases and $100, he begins his journey at design school. Along the way, he makes lasting friendships, meets a porn star, finally hooks up with Glitter Boy, goes on a bevy of awkward dates and works for a string of evil bosses. This offbeat coming of age tale is a valentine to the moments, [...]
 
Book: Scorch (WHB MC club Book 1) by Laurie Pailes-Lindeman
Synopsis - When undercover DEA agent Baylor Horton is sent to the Boston Division to infiltrate a local outlaw motorcycle club known as the White Horse gang he isn't prepared for the feisty bad ass biker that knocks him on his ass. Lita Harkins AKA ( BB) has been on Bikes her whole life. Her dad is the President of the White Horse Motorcycle club and Lita is his whole life. Lita loves life in the [...]
 
Book: Ian's Gang - The Bad Ian by Ian Kidd
This is the first story in the science fiction adventure series "Ian's Gang". In "The Bad Ian", Prince Ian Williams from the planet Zakaria is chosen to head up a new organization - "Ian's Gang" - for the purpose of introducing the Earth to its true place in the cosmos. Unfortunately, Ian's crazily jealous and just-plain-crazy identical twin brother Julius ("The Bad Ian") Williams intends to put [...]
 


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