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Book: Linda Gets Her Groove Thing (The Green Room Chronicles Book 2) by J.D. Frettier
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die, and the verdict is out if you go to heaven or hell? Introducing 'The Green Room Chronicles', a spicy and humorous take on life after death. Each book begins with the death of the main character. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness, camaraderie of friends and a whole lot of love. Second in the [...]
 
Book: Take the Monkeys and Run by Karen Cantwell
"This fun if light novel's quippy, hilarious narrator, Barbara Marr, has so much warmth and genuine gumption, you'd certainly want her on your criminal investigative team." - Publishers Weekly - Semi-Finalist, 2009 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award Contest - "Barbara Marr is...perhaps the most hilarious amateur sleuth in literature ... Cantwell handles her characters with flair and [...]
 
Book: Fur Ball Fever by Maureen Fisher
Romance, mystery & dogs with personality, all wrapped up with humor. "A fur-filled, hilarious, sexy mystery you'll LOVE!" "Unique & fun romantic suspense makes for an entertaining read." An impulsive pet spa owner loses her elderly client's prize pooch ... After a lifetime of impetuous mistakes, Jersey Shore pet spa owner Grace Donnelly outdoes herself when a client's prize poodle, a shoo-in to [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: Falling for Gin by Kaylin Bowen
Breaking and Entering: A Way of Life for Gin... Gin learned survival skills before she learned to read. Now, she can pick a lock, climb a mountain, wield a knife, shoot a gun, or hike blindfolded. Although her past is colorful, Gin is loyal and brave, as her friend Stella would tell you ... a tragedy narrowly averted when they were in high school has closely bonded the two women. But Gin is [...]
 
Book: Geriatric Rebels by Roseanne Dowell
Forced to stay in a nursing home while undergoing therapy, seventy-two year old, Mike Powell refuses to get out of bed, won't cooperate with the nurses, and won't take his medicine. At least not until he meets Elsa. The tiny, spunky little Elsa sparks new life into him. Seventy year old, Elsa -left in the home while her son takes a family vacation - joins forces with Mike, setting the home on its [...]
 
Book: Slightly Stalky - A Romantic Comedy Walks Into a Bar... by Amy Vansant
From Wall Street Journal & USA TODAY Best-Selling Author, Amy Vansant - an all too real, hilarious romance. Emily never expected to find love in a dart bar, but the moment she spots tall, sexy Sebastian, she's determined to catch his eye. Ex-girlfriends, perpetually shirtless rich boys, frantic best-friends and a mysterious orange handbag converge to stop her. No one said stalking was easy, but [...]
 
Book: Wrestling with Intimacy - Large Print Edition - A Young Adult Romance by Anika Summers
Wrestling with Intimacy revolves around topics that today's young adults face. Increasing numbers of young adults find themselves contemplating questions that their parent's generation either didn't experience or swept under the mat. In vitro births, sexual identity and the balance of education, career and other adult goals generate challenges for today's teens. Wrestling with Intimacy is filled [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: After the Storm (The Storm Series) by M. Stratton
Book One of The Storm Series - Alexia "Lexi" Hanson moved across the country to rebuild her life after the attack that almost destroyed her. She enjoys the simple things in her beach cottage. Life is finally complete. Noah Matthews is Rock & Roll's hottest star and on top of the world. After years without a break he finds the solitude he craves at his beach house. Enjoying his early morning [...]
 
Book: Just Married Again - A Romantic Comedy by Charlotte Hughes
Hilarious Second Chance at Love... The last person Maddy Kelly expects to show up at her mountain cabin for the holidays is her soon-to-be ex-husband, who was always too busy to enjoy their hideaway. Following doctor's orders to reduce stress, Michael arrives at their remote cabin, unannounced and unexpected, in the dead of night, during a snow storm. Which is why Maddy greets him with a fire [...]
 
Book: War-N-Wit, Inc. - The Witch by Gail Roughton
Ariel Anson thinks she has her life in order. She's young, smart, and beautiful, even if she doesn't believe the beautiful part. She's a paralegal with a great career and a fiance who's a CPA. You just can't get any steadier than that. Then she meets private investigator, bounty hunter, process server Chad Garrett. What does War-N-Wit, Inc. stand for anyway? Warlock and Witch? For real? Oh, yes! [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: Annie's 2nd Chance - A Funny Romantic Annie McCauley Mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley is the Calamity Jane of the high fashion world. If something can go wrong... but things don't go wrong by themselves, they usually have some help from her arch-rival, Brittany Carstairs. They both grew up in the Mesa View Mobile Home Park in West Texas and both are now in New York City where evil Brittany cost Annie her job as spokesmodel for Tomi Di Ponti, the sexiest and most [...]
 
Book: Annie's 1st Break - A Funny Romantic Annie McCauley Mystery by Willee Amsden
Look out New York City! Ms. Rayanne "Annie" McCauley from little old Mesa View, Texas has set her sights on being a high fashion model. Despite her humble beginnings in the Mesa View Mobile Home Park, hot tempered Annie thinks she can make it all the way to the cover of Women's Wear Daily (as long as she follows her own rules). She may also snag the heart of sexy Tomi Di Ponti, the CEO of Di [...]
 
Book: Kill Me Now! A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield by Lawrence Fisher
Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE. In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: Angels on Overtime - A Divine Romantic Comedy by Ann Crawford
In this whimsical romantic comedy with a divine twist, Jack and Emily are two lonely hearts trudging through unfulfilling lives. Though meant to be together, life keeps getting in the way of them even meeting that is, until their angels begin working overtime. As the angels work behind the scenes, what actually happens behind those scenes? Author Ann Crawford's trademark humor, warmth and [...]
 
Book: Whistlin' Dixie (Tempered Steel Book 1) by Maggie Adams
A man on a mission ... Mackenzie Coalson was determined to rebuild his hometown after a devastating flood left it in ruins. He has no time for a relationship and all the romantic junk that goes with it. He has a vandal to catch and no sweet smelling bundle of femininity is going to sway him. A woman protecting her family ... Dixie Harris charged into the county sheriff's office with a sassy sway [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: Love On The Ropes (Ringside Romance series Book 4) by Pat White
"...a fast-paced story that has a delightful romance as well as an intriguing mystery." RT Bookclub Magazine, 4.5 stars - Take It All Off - Where do you put your service revolver when all you're wearing are spandex briefs? That's just one challenge facing DEA agent Jason McBain who goes undercover as pro wrestler Jack the Stripper. His other challenge is staying focused when physical therapist, [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: THE GIRL FROM THE DISCOTHEQUE by Bennett Arron
For over twenty years Steve has obsessed about her - a girl he once saw at a local disco. Now, in his late thirties, with his talent agency business losing money and his debts increasing, Steve realises he can't move on until he does something about this memory that won't stop dancing in his brain. Inspired by a true story. QUOTES - "A touching, funny, page-turning book about what the heart wants [...]
 
Book: WHUPPED by Jim Stevens
Alyssa Walworth is young, polished, wealthy and drop dead gorgeous; and Jake Dombrowski couldn't be more in love with her. So much in love, she's got him going every-which--way in her quest to have the Beverly Hills wedding of the year. Jake's best friends, Gideon and Conrad, see the marriage as nothing more than the first step toward divorce. They try to convince Jake in the conventional manner, [...]
 
Book: Deceiving Derek (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Deceiving Derek, Love & Other Calamities, Story 1 Lingerie designer Lacey DeMarco livens up her life by finagling an unsuspecting police detective into attending a funky bridal shower. She needs one last item to complete a scavenger hunt list, and handsome cop Derek McAllister is it. But a little trickery is at work. Both Lacey and Derek are both being [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: Healing Inc. by Deneice P Tarbox
Book 1 of the Moriatti Men Series Tyler Moriatti had accepted his status as a not-so-nice wealthy bachelor. As far as he was concerned, pleasing his daughter and growing his business were of the utmost importance. That was, until he met Evelyn Stone (Evy). Little did they know, a chance meeting would grant them the opportunity of a lifetime. That is, if they can both overcome the ghosts of their [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: HOW TO CHOOSE A SWEETHEART by Nigel Bird
Awarded the CROWNED HEART OF EXCELLENCE by InD'tale magazine (February 2014) Single mother Cath is the ray of sunshine Max has been looking for to brighten up his life. When she pins up an advert in his bookstore seeking a piano teacher for her daughter, Alice, Max sees the opportunity he's been waiting for. Within a short space of time he secures the position as Alice's piano teacher and can [...]
 
Book: Reluctant Gods by A.J. Aaron
Become a supernatural immortal?...Reluctantly. Book one of this different fantasy series about reincarnated lovers. Review by Danita Dyess for Readers' Favorite Author A.J. Aaron is a genius. I loved this book! Although it had fantastical images, the real story was about Sevilen accepting his power. I understood that everything is as it should be but the author's depiction of this concept is [...]
 
Book: See Bride Run! by Charlotte Hughes
Atlanta's billionaire heiress Annie Hartford has been under her father's thumb her entire life. At 29, he is now forcing her to marry a man she doesn't love in front of 600 guests. With only moments to spare, she hijacks the family limo, which breaks down in small town Pinckney, Georgia. Annie, who has never wanted for anything, suddenly finds herself homeless, penniless, and with only the [...]
 
Book: Life in the Hollywood Lane by Ann Crawford
Quirky, heart-opening, funny, poignant, up, down, and everywhere in between that's life and that's Life in the Hollywood Lane. Trish, an LA actor, is bereft with guilt after her best friend commits suicide. Glamorous yet tough-as-nails Hollywood is Trish's backdrop and a reflection of her life as she stumbles on through an actor's life of casting calls and premieres, rejection and acceptance. [...]
 


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