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Book: John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy - Also Includes Disgusticon the Transformer and The Heist of the Century ...
"John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy". In this short novel, a detective novel parody, John Harm will embark upon the case of his career where nothing is what it seems and the twists and turns will make your head spin and John Harm will have to use all his private detective instincts to know what is true and what is not. How will John Harm solve the mystery [...]
 
Book: Garry Plotter V- Enter Daphne An unauthorized Harry Potter Parody by Michael Smulkowski
This short story is about a boy who has a shuriken lodged in his forehead going to the mysterious Ninja school of Ratblisters. This is a Harry Potter parody but with many original ideas. Although previously linked to Peggy, Garry Plotter falls for the Ninja O's cereal company heiress who begins her education at the fifth year. Daphne studies a mysterious ninja style called the "Way of the [...]
 
Book: Pirates of the Danube by David J. Schmidt
"Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike. Readers of [...]
 
Book: Trump's Island - A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only by J.C. Cummings
Just sit right back and you'll squeeze a tail... The year is 1969. The place: somewhere far out to sea in the Pacific. Following a wild and sexy mishap aboard the Trump family yacht, 23-year-old Donald Trump now finds himself stranded on an uncharted tropical island which just happens to be inhabited by seven stranded castaways who would like nothing more than for him to get stranded elsewhere. [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: Coinman - An Untold Conspiracy by Pawan Mishra
Coinman is one of life's victims, the receiver of subtle bullying in an office environment and thinly disguised control in his own home, but remains true to his desire to be polite and accepting of how he is treated by everyone. Then an incident at work changes all that. Huffington Post: One of the best literary fiction books of 2016 (Independently Published).
 
Book: The Sorrows of Young Mike by John Zelazny
"'The Sorrows of Young Mike' is a deeply human story that explores one man's struggle to find balance between his intellect and his libido, his compassion and his selfishness." -The Aspen Daily News - Thoughtful yet spontaneous, self-aggrandizing and hopelessly philosophical, Mike would like to find out if the earth really is round. During his four-month voyage around the planet, Mike's past [...]
 
Book: Waste Not by Rhonda Parrish
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to [...]
 
Book: Hustle Henry And The Cue-Ball Kid by Jack B. Strandburg
Clarence Flannery was luckier than most men his age to discover his life's ambition, particularly in the unpredictable years just following the Civil War. Born with an unmatched skill to play pool, he left his home in Kansas when he turned twenty-six and traveled throughout the Southwestern United States to make his mark as a legendary pool hustler, with every intention of amassing a fortune in [...]
 
Book: Parody of a Screenplay by Morgan McFinn
An amusing satire of the far too many people these days who write books that are meant to be made into movies.There's an old expression, "If you can't beat them, join them". It never much appealed to me. Sounds a wee bit too compromising. Some, perhaps, may consider this a shortcoming of mine, but I've never been particularly conciliatory by nature. I'm competitive. A nasty word these days, but [...]
 
Book: Jim & Martha - A Novel on Eco Living by Joel Schueler
Jim & Martha is a tragicomedy about a couple entering a major lifestyle change, transitioning from a suburban London flat to an ecovillage. Racing along a two-lane road of humour and tragedy at one hundred miles per hour, how will the lovers fare with their new environment, their new cohabitants, their mental health and each other? As the ecovillage becomes a crossroads of instability, who can [...]
 
Book: The Alecto Initiative (Loralynn Kennakris) by Owen R. O'Neill & Jordan Leah Hunter
Life was never easy out in the Methuselah Cluster, the most remote region humanity ever settled, but when her father abandoned her, 11-year-old Loralynn Kennakris began to learn just how ugly it could get. Within a year, she was sold a brutal slaver captain who took from her the last thing she owned: her name. Most girls in Kris's position last a year or two. Kris survived for eight before she [...]
 
Book: Deific Dozen by Brian Orlowski
It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the [...]
 
Book: A Search for Donald Cottee by Philip Spires
A Search for Donald Cottee is a comic tragedy about individualism. Donald, nicknamed Donkey, is an internet Quixote, bent on doing good works. Donkey Cottee and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on Spain's Costa Blanca from their Yorkshire mining village. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: The Adventures of Man-Man, Defender of Man - (Episodes 1-10) by Aaron Aaronson
If a poll was taken, who would be crowned the greatest superhero of all time? Would it maybe be Superman? Possibly Batman? It could be any number of the contenders who have populated the superhero stage. Well, I do believe it would surprise the reader to learn that the winner of that contest would actually be Man-Man, Defender of Man, and it would surprise the reader because Man-Man is, without [...]
 
Book: 50 Shades in Clay by Michele Brenton
"50 Shades in Clay - A picture-book for grown-ups who haven't grown up too much." Michele Brenton's comedy epic ebook, "Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy" appeared on Amazon in July 2012 and shot up the charts in both the UK and US to become the top best-selling UK poetry Kindle - even competing with non-poetry parody books in the US marketplace. In response to a number of requests Endaxi Press [...]
 
Book: Martian Genesis - Volume One of the Creation Wars by Steven Henderson
There was war in Heaven. Aiden Gunn, Anthropology professor and former Army Ranger has no use for the nonsense, mysticism and self-righteousness of religion. Science is sufficient to explain all that was, is, and will be. That is, until a Mars rover falls into an underground alien structure and a three and a half billion year old message from Aiden's long-lost grandfather to young Aiden is [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Escape Perfection - #1 William Rises by Thomas Johnson
Apidae is a perfect land with a perfect hive-like structure and perfect people called Hive Units. Each hive unit is perfectly healthy, with perfect physical characteristics, including perfect body weight, perfect skin, perfect height, and perfect intellect. It is such a perfect land that one can easily wonder why William and Isabelle are desperate to break free. It takes little effort for William [...]
 
Book: The Robusta Incident by Jennifer Fales
Coffee with a double shot of voodoo and vengeance. Meet Howard Danishefsky. He's a smart-mouthed chemist working for his ex-lover turned tight-skirted, ball-busting boss, Melinda Carpenter, in the shiny downtown office of an international coffee conglomerate known as the Robusta Corporation. He has a legendary astrophysicist father in the Consortium of Evil that he's never met, a dead Russian [...]
 
Book: From Moon to Joshua (The Sands of Deliverance Book 1) by Matthew Moffitt
The real devil is the one waiting inside of you. What would you do if there was an evil inside you that you couldn't stop? And how would you live with yourself when you realized it? Blending science fiction, a dystopian world, and the old west, FROM MOON TO JOSHUA is - at the heart of it - a tale about how one man answers those very questions. The story follows Drayaden Sinclaire, as he [...]
 
Book: Day of the Living Pizza (A Smarts & Dewdrop Mystery) by Vickie Johnstone
A comedy zombie story to sink your teeth into... Detective Smarts of Crazy Name Town has a problem. Doctor Boring and his receptionist have been bumped off, and the only clues at the scene are some olives, tomatoes, mushrooms and a sprinkle of oregano. With the townsfolk dropping like flies and strange figures stumbling down the streets, Officer Dewdrop has an idea. Also available in paperback - [...]
 
Book: Moon Wreck (The Slaver Wars Book One) by Raymond L. Weil
For the first time, all three short stories that introduce the Slaver Wars science fiction series are together. The Slaver Wars has currently sold over 400,000 copies. Read how it all began. Disaster has struck the first Moon landing to be attempted in years. Commander Jason Strong and his fellow lunar explorer Greg Johnson have become stranded with no way home. In desperation, they set off in [...]
 
Book: Relocated by Margaret Fieland
Tween/Young Adult Sci-fi - When fourteen-year-old Keth's dad is transferred to planet Aleyne, he doesn't know what to expect. Certainly not to discover Dad grew up here, and studied with Ardaval, a noted Aleyni scholar. On Aleyne, Keth's psi ability develops. However, psi is illegal in the Terran Federation. After a dangerous encounter with two Terran teenagers conflict erupts between Keth and [...]
 
Book: The Slaver Wars - Alien Contact (The Slaver Wars Book One) by Raymond L. Weil
The United Federation of Worlds thought they were alone in the galaxy. But now an alien spacecraft has appeared over one of their mining operations. The frightened miners call for help to deal with this first contact situation. Admiral Streth is sent to defuse the situation and discover what the aliens want. The aliens are called Hocklyns, and they claim to come from a trading federation. In [...]
 
Book: The Twilight of the Scientific Age by Martín López Corredoira, Ph.D
This book gives a challenging point of view about science and its history/philosophy/sociology. Science is in decline. After centuries of great achievements, the exhaustion of new forms and fatigue have reached our culture in all of its manifestations including the pure sciences. Our society is saturated with knowledge which does not offer people any sense in their lives. There is a loss of [...]
 
Book: A CIRCLE OF DILEMMA by Mercy Offor, PhD
About The Book - A Circle of Dilemma is a humorous Science Fiction. It is based on the ambitions of a scientist of the future who uses his knowledge of the emerging science - nanotechnology - to go over and above in the engagement of his students. A Circle of Dilemma, as the title suggests, is a continuing adventure series that is as thrilling as it is exciting. Once you get on the bandwagon, it [...]
 
Book: Edward Maret - A Novel of the Future by Robert I. Katz
The Count of Monte Cristo meets Robocop! If you love tortured heroes in impossible situations facing long odds with little chance of success...but who know how to rise to a challenge and who never give up, then you will love Edward Maret! > > > A futuristic space opera that is both epic and philosophical Edward Maret is a happy man. He is young rich, carefree and engaged to be married, but Edward [...]
 
Book: The Ultimate Revelations by Jamshed Akhtar
"Holy Quran in scientific light", Khaleej Times The Ultimate Revelations by Jamshed Akhtar was presented in the UAE at the Sharjah Book Mall under the patronage of Sheikha Azza bin Sultan Al Qasmi on Thursday... "This book has interest for religious persons certainly, scientists definitely and even for those interested in science fiction," said Uthman Barry, a teacher who hosts Discovering Islam [...]
 
Book: Artemis One-Zero-Five - A horror/science-fiction novel by Christopher Henderson
'... a deft job of developing an ongoing sense of dread and impending terror, all the while making the characters and their reactions rational ... a really well done, character-driven sci-fi/horror story ...' (Kendall Reviews) They'd said it was dead. A lifeless rock, spinning in space. But life can take many forms. Out there - embodied via the Link - it was easy to let your imagination get the [...]
 
Book: Holding Sequence - Cycles of Fate by Kassandra Heglund
PART ONE: A Work of Fate: Shelane Trefarrgha was a scientist, an engineer. She was the best in her field save for one man, Bradford Callormen. And she had studied every shred of his work she could get her hands on. She had determined that, one day, she would even outshine him. But there was one piece of his work she had never gotten a look at, had not even known existed. And it was that work [...]
 


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