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Book: John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy - Also Includes Disgusticon the Transformer and The Heist of the Century ...
"John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy". In this short novel, a detective novel parody, John Harm will embark upon the case of his career where nothing is what it seems and the twists and turns will make your head spin and John Harm will have to use all his private detective instincts to know what is true and what is not. How will John Harm solve the mystery [...]
 
Book: Garry Plotter V- Enter Daphne An unauthorized Harry Potter Parody by Michael Smulkowski
This short story is about a boy who has a shuriken lodged in his forehead going to the mysterious Ninja school of Ratblisters. This is a Harry Potter parody but with many original ideas. Although previously linked to Peggy, Garry Plotter falls for the Ninja O's cereal company heiress who begins her education at the fifth year. Daphne studies a mysterious ninja style called the "Way of the [...]
 
Book: Pirates of the Danube by David J. Schmidt
"Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike. Readers of [...]
 
Book: The Creature From Egyptian Pyramid by Ritchie Felix
The Creature from the Egyptian Pyramid shares Ritchie Felix insights and foresight about the global financial conundrum that has stripped the world of more than 10 million jobs, wiped away the middle class; and right now making the Rich move from success to significance in global finances while the rest of the world languishes in miserable poverty. He cushions the blames of this turmoil on the [...]
 
Book: Trump's Island - A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only by J.C. Cummings
Just sit right back and you'll squeeze a tail... The year is 1969. The place: somewhere far out to sea in the Pacific. Following a wild and sexy mishap aboard the Trump family yacht, 23-year-old Donald Trump now finds himself stranded on an uncharted tropical island which just happens to be inhabited by seven stranded castaways who would like nothing more than for him to get stranded elsewhere. [...]
 
Book: Marked for Revenge - An Art Heist Thriller (Zelda Richardson Mystery Series Book 3) by Jennifer S. Alderson
An adrenaline-fueled adventure set in the Netherlands, Croatia, Italy, Luxembourg, and Turkey about stolen art, the mafia, and a father's vengeance. When researcher Zelda Richardson begins working at a local museum, she doesn't expect to get entangled with an art theft, knocked unconscious by a forger, threatened by the mob, or stalked by drug dealers. To make matters worse, a Croatian gangster [...]
 
Book: Ronald Reagan & The Great Social Security Heist - How Reagan Gave Birth to the Looting of Social Security by Allen Smith, Ph.D.
The money's gone! Social Security doesn't have $2.7 trillion stashed away for paying benefits, as so many people believe. It cannot pay benefits for another 20 years, as is often claimed. In fact, Social Security does not have enough money to pay full benefits, even for 2014, without borrowing money from China or another of our creditors. How can this be? Wasn't Social Security fixed by the [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: Heist during the Rio Games by Dexter James
From a desolate cell located at a remote, state-of-the-art prison facility in Northern Ontario, inmate Brian Beasley plans his escape. Convicted of embezzlement when he masterfully infiltrated a bank's computer system, Beasley and a would-be journalist assigned to write about his story secretly plan to break him free and make their way to Brazil - a place with lax extradition laws where he can [...]
 
Book: The Mona Lisa Speaks by Christopher Angel
Brilliant & confident Robertson Ross, an outdoorsy Canadian computer expert hired to update the Louvre's security system, falls in love with Mathilde, a classic beauty & cultured Parisian art dealer. But, when he discovers that she's deeply in debt to Jacques Renard, a powerful & dangerous lord of the French criminal underground, he has to embark on the risky & thrilling theft of the Mona Lisa to [...]
 
Book: Murphy's Heist by David Chilcott
When artist John McBride stumbles on a series of strange events, he finds that the biggest bullion heist since the eighties is about to be committed by small time criminal, Belfast-born Eamonn Murphy, now living in England. His cruelty and greed exceeds his ability, and results in a bungled heist. However, he does get away with twelve million pounds worth of bullion. He struggles to get the haul [...]
 
Book: POP! HEIST! by Vic Greene
Paul Jones is disenchanted. A passion for music, bordering on demented, he meets with his friends every week at the Fox and Hounds Pub, to share their love of all things great. Elvis, Buddy Holly, the Beatles, Ramones, and Ivan, yeah, Ivan. Paul, desperate for something to happen in his life, Simon, his cocky best mate, sexually frustrated, Roy, living in a bedsit, looking for a lifeline and [...]
 
Book: Blood Legacy (A Samuel Tolen Novel Book 2) by Gary Williams
An expedition off the Italian coast reclaims a World War II-era German midget submarine. When the two-man sub is opened, it contains a single corpse, and an artifact from Adolf Hitler's bunker that was thought to be lost to history. On Long Island, an elderly man and woman are brutally murdered. FBI Agent Link Johnsten is called in to assist local authorities and to maintain the victims' secret. [...]
 
Book: The Creature from Egyptian Pyramid - The Revolution - The Spirit of Tahrir Square by Ritchie Felix
The spirit of this historic square is the same spirit that produces great stars out of ordinary people. It is the spirit of uncommon leadership that inspires radical change in the believe system that has incapacitated ingenuity of men over the years. The spirit was not born in that square on that historic day, the Egyptians took their lives into their hands to challenge the uninspiring leadership [...]
 
Book: Waste Not by Rhonda Parrish
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to [...]
 
Book: Skunk Hunt by James Clayton Rogers
Killed in a botched robbery, Skunk McPherson returns to life via a - series of letters to his children. In them he plants clues that send - Mute, Sweet Tooth and Doubletalk McPherson on a wild hunt for hidden - loot, all the while trailed by lovers and ex-lovers, Skunk's old - cronies, private detectives, the police and a host of unsuspected - relatives. Death and comedy combine in a [...]
 
Book: Parody of a Screenplay by Morgan McFinn
An amusing satire of the far too many people these days who write books that are meant to be made into movies.There's an old expression, "If you can't beat them, join them". It never much appealed to me. Sounds a wee bit too compromising. Some, perhaps, may consider this a shortcoming of mine, but I've never been particularly conciliatory by nature. I'm competitive. A nasty word these days, but [...]
 
Book: Hustle Henry And The Cue-Ball Kid by Jack B. Strandburg
Clarence Flannery was luckier than most men his age to discover his life's ambition, particularly in the unpredictable years just following the Civil War. Born with an unmatched skill to play pool, he left his home in Kansas when he turned twenty-six and traveled throughout the Southwestern United States to make his mark as a legendary pool hustler, with every intention of amassing a fortune in [...]
 
Book: The Sorrows of Young Mike by John Zelazny
"'The Sorrows of Young Mike' is a deeply human story that explores one man's struggle to find balance between his intellect and his libido, his compassion and his selfishness." -The Aspen Daily News - Thoughtful yet spontaneous, self-aggrandizing and hopelessly philosophical, Mike would like to find out if the earth really is round. During his four-month voyage around the planet, Mike's past [...]
 
Book: Coinman - An Untold Conspiracy by Pawan Mishra
Coinman is one of life's victims, the receiver of subtle bullying in an office environment and thinly disguised control in his own home, but remains true to his desire to be polite and accepting of how he is treated by everyone. Then an incident at work changes all that. Huffington Post: One of the best literary fiction books of 2016 (Independently Published).
 
Book: Deific Dozen by Brian Orlowski
It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the [...]
 
Book: Catch A Falling Star (An Eden Mystery) by Laurel Heidtman
Missing treasure, criminals, cops, co-worker hostility, and the surprise appearance of an ex-lover - definitely not what mystery novelist Kate Rawlings expects when she accepts a summer teaching position at her alma mater in the peaceful college town of Eden, Kentucky. Michael Mabry was Kate's lover in college, but did she ever really know him? Thirty years later, he's on the run from his [...]
 
Book: A Search for Donald Cottee by Philip Spires
A Search for Donald Cottee is a comic tragedy about individualism. Donald, nicknamed Donkey, is an internet Quixote, bent on doing good works. Donkey Cottee and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on Spain's Costa Blanca from their Yorkshire mining village. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Lockheed Elite by Tyler Wandschneider
Literary Titan's Silver Book Award Winner and RECOMMENDED by The US Review of Books. "Never failing to entertain, Lockheed Elite establishes characters who could recur in a series that would find a loyal audience. ...stands out as a captivating, well-plotted science fiction novel that's loaded with action and intrigue. It's a rollicking sci-fi tale with twists and turns one does not always see [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: The Adventures of Man-Man, Defender of Man - (Episodes 1-10) by Aaron Aaronson
If a poll was taken, who would be crowned the greatest superhero of all time? Would it maybe be Superman? Possibly Batman? It could be any number of the contenders who have populated the superhero stage. Well, I do believe it would surprise the reader to learn that the winner of that contest would actually be Man-Man, Defender of Man, and it would surprise the reader because Man-Man is, without [...]
 
Book: 50 Shades in Clay by Michele Brenton
"50 Shades in Clay - A picture-book for grown-ups who haven't grown up too much." Michele Brenton's comedy epic ebook, "Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy" appeared on Amazon in July 2012 and shot up the charts in both the UK and US to become the top best-selling UK poetry Kindle - even competing with non-poetry parody books in the US marketplace. In response to a number of requests Endaxi Press [...]
 
Book: Stolen (A Diana Hunter Mystery Book 3) by Alison Golden
An impossible theft. A dark conspiracy. Diana Hunter is on the case... Vancouver's elite have convened at the prestigious Four Seasons Hotel, to celebrate funding the new British Columbia Children's Hospital. The event is a night of elegant glamour, where the wine and champagne flow like water. But the star-studded evening comes to a screeching halt, when the guests suddenly realize all their [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: Jim & Martha - A Novel on Eco Living by Joel Schueler
Jim & Martha is a tragicomedy about a couple entering a major lifestyle change, transitioning from a suburban London flat to an ecovillage. Racing along a two-lane road of humour and tragedy at one hundred miles per hour, how will the lovers fare with their new environment, their new cohabitants, their mental health and each other? As the ecovillage becomes a crossroads of instability, who can [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: The Robusta Incident by Jennifer Fales
Coffee with a double shot of voodoo and vengeance. Meet Howard Danishefsky. He's a smart-mouthed chemist working for his ex-lover turned tight-skirted, ball-busting boss, Melinda Carpenter, in the shiny downtown office of an international coffee conglomerate known as the Robusta Corporation. He has a legendary astrophysicist father in the Consortium of Evil that he's never met, a dead Russian [...]
 
Book: Day of the Living Pizza (A Smarts & Dewdrop Mystery) by Vickie Johnstone
A comedy zombie story to sink your teeth into... Detective Smarts of Crazy Name Town has a problem. Doctor Boring and his receptionist have been bumped off, and the only clues at the scene are some olives, tomatoes, mushrooms and a sprinkle of oregano. With the townsfolk dropping like flies and strange figures stumbling down the streets, Officer Dewdrop has an idea. Also available in paperback - [...]
 


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