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Book: John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy - Also Includes Disgusticon the Transformer and The Heist of the Century ...
"John Harm, Private Detective. The Case of the Evil, Global Shadow Conspiracy". In this short novel, a detective novel parody, John Harm will embark upon the case of his career where nothing is what it seems and the twists and turns will make your head spin and John Harm will have to use all his private detective instincts to know what is true and what is not. How will John Harm solve the mystery [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: Garry Plotter V- Enter Daphne An unauthorized Harry Potter Parody by Michael Smulkowski
This short story is about a boy who has a shuriken lodged in his forehead going to the mysterious Ninja school of Ratblisters. This is a Harry Potter parody but with many original ideas. Although previously linked to Peggy, Garry Plotter falls for the Ninja O's cereal company heiress who begins her education at the fifth year. Daphne studies a mysterious ninja style called the "Way of the [...]
 
Book: Pirates of the Danube by David J. Schmidt
"Pirates of the Danube" comes riding into town on the sticky, dubiously-stained coattails of the "Fifty Shades of Grey" series, offering a prophetic, satirical look at how low our standards have sunk. This work of comic farce presents a satire of the entire romance - erotica genre, taking shots at supermarket dime novels, Fabio-emblazoned book covers, and "S & M for housewives" alike. Readers of [...]
 
Book: Trump's Island - A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only by J.C. Cummings
Just sit right back and you'll squeeze a tail... The year is 1969. The place: somewhere far out to sea in the Pacific. Following a wild and sexy mishap aboard the Trump family yacht, 23-year-old Donald Trump now finds himself stranded on an uncharted tropical island which just happens to be inhabited by seven stranded castaways who would like nothing more than for him to get stranded elsewhere. [...]
 
Book: Day of the Living Pizza (A Smarts & Dewdrop Mystery) by Vickie Johnstone
A comedy zombie story to sink your teeth into... Detective Smarts of Crazy Name Town has a problem. Doctor Boring and his receptionist have been bumped off, and the only clues at the scene are some olives, tomatoes, mushrooms and a sprinkle of oregano. With the townsfolk dropping like flies and strange figures stumbling down the streets, Officer Dewdrop has an idea. Also available in paperback - [...]
 
Book: The Busty Ballbreaker - The Hot Dog Detective (A Denver Detective Cozy Mystery) by Mathiya Adams
Hot dog vendor Mark MacFarland - "Mac" to his friends - is suspicious when a young construction worker, Wanda Warren, approaches him with a tale of conspiracy, fraud, and murder. A friend of hers died in a tragic work accident, but she thinks that there is more to the story than workplace tragedy. She thinks he was killed to keep him quiet. MacFarland is not so sure. He is initially convinced [...]
 
Book: Waste Not by Rhonda Parrish
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to [...]
 
Book: Parody of a Screenplay by Morgan McFinn
An amusing satire of the far too many people these days who write books that are meant to be made into movies.There's an old expression, "If you can't beat them, join them". It never much appealed to me. Sounds a wee bit too compromising. Some, perhaps, may consider this a shortcoming of mine, but I've never been particularly conciliatory by nature. I'm competitive. A nasty word these days, but [...]
 
Book: Hustle Henry And The Cue-Ball Kid by Jack B. Strandburg
Clarence Flannery was luckier than most men his age to discover his life's ambition, particularly in the unpredictable years just following the Civil War. Born with an unmatched skill to play pool, he left his home in Kansas when he turned twenty-six and traveled throughout the Southwestern United States to make his mark as a legendary pool hustler, with every intention of amassing a fortune in [...]
 
Book: Death's Angel - A Detective Al Warner Suspense by George A Bernstein
The second serial killer in less than a year is prowling the streets of Miami, systematically killing off some of South Florida's most beautiful young women. Detective Al Warner is just back on The Job, fully recovered from a bullet wound that cracked his skull during a deadly chance encounter with another madman. Due to rigorous rehabilitation, Warner is in the best physical shape of his life, [...]
 
Book: The Sorrows of Young Mike by John Zelazny
"'The Sorrows of Young Mike' is a deeply human story that explores one man's struggle to find balance between his intellect and his libido, his compassion and his selfishness." -The Aspen Daily News - Thoughtful yet spontaneous, self-aggrandizing and hopelessly philosophical, Mike would like to find out if the earth really is round. During his four-month voyage around the planet, Mike's past [...]
 
Book: Coinman - An Untold Conspiracy by Pawan Mishra
Coinman is one of life's victims, the receiver of subtle bullying in an office environment and thinly disguised control in his own home, but remains true to his desire to be polite and accepting of how he is treated by everyone. Then an incident at work changes all that. Huffington Post: One of the best literary fiction books of 2016 (Independently Published).
 
Book: Deific Dozen by Brian Orlowski
It has long been suspected that aliens have watched over us, interacted with us, and even tinkered with our nether regions. But until now, no one was brave enough to bring forth the truth about the connection between modern religion and aliens from another galaxy! Was Jesus given secret information from travelers from outer space? Were most of the major discoveries throughout history, like the [...]
 
Book: A Search for Donald Cottee by Philip Spires
A Search for Donald Cottee is a comic tragedy about individualism. Donald, nicknamed Donkey, is an internet Quixote, bent on doing good works. Donkey Cottee and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on Spain's Costa Blanca from their Yorkshire mining village. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Shirley Link & The Hot Comic by Ben Zackheim
Emily Neuburger, Everyday Fun blog, Parents.com "Shirley Link is a new girl detective series that my daughter is crazy about. This is an amazing series, my friends! Your kids will be hooked and you'll feel really good about it." Shirley Link just caught a thief who stole $30,000 and the one-tone safe it was kept in. How does she top that? By saving Iron Man, Thor and The Hulk, that's how! When [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: The Mystery of the Missing Actor (A Clarissa and Paw Mini Mystery Book 5) by Sandra Baublitz
What has happened to Robert Roberts, the new actor in town? Clarissa, Paw, and their friend, Shelbee, discover the back door of his house wide open. It is evident that a struggle has occurred in his kitchen. Where is he? Where is his cat, Kathleen? And why does his parrot keep yelling, "No! John! No!" As they canvass the neighborhood for Kathleen, Paw sniffs out a clue to the missing actor. [...]
 
Book: The Adventures of Man-Man, Defender of Man - (Episodes 1-10) by Aaron Aaronson
If a poll was taken, who would be crowned the greatest superhero of all time? Would it maybe be Superman? Possibly Batman? It could be any number of the contenders who have populated the superhero stage. Well, I do believe it would surprise the reader to learn that the winner of that contest would actually be Man-Man, Defender of Man, and it would surprise the reader because Man-Man is, without [...]
 
Book: Fire on the Mountain - A Detective Mike Eiser Novel (The Detective Mike Eiser Series Book 3) by Clabe Polk
The Havens, a family with roots growing deep in the muck of Southern mountain bootlegging have progressed from selling illicit corn whiskey through marijuana farming to (in the current generation) methamphetamine production. A set of triplets; Jack, a meth producer and wife of Susan, Jason, another meth producer, who hooks Susan to infuriate Jack, and Jake, a local handyman who creates unholy [...]
 
Book: Schism - A Detective Mike Eiser Novel (The Detective Mike Eiser Series Book 3) by Clabe Polk
"EACH SCENE WAS RIVETING, IMAGINATIVE AND WELL CRAFTED. THE DESCRIPTIONS WERE VERY VIVID AND REALISTIC - LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE." Kat Thomas thought she left gang violence behind in Atlanta when she fled to Poplar Bluffs. Now, eleven years later, the man who killed her son Quinton's father has returned, he wants Quinton for his gang The Raven Claws... HE'S WILLING TO GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO GET HIM! [...]
 
Book: Baby's Got Blue Eyes - compelling début crime thriller (Ted Darling crime series Book 2) (Di Ted Darling) by L M Krier
A compelling debut crime thriller with a very different sort of detective. Someone is dumping bodies on DI Ted Darling's patch and he's not happy. Ted's a good solid copper, in an old-fashioned way, with an excellent clear-up rate. He's not at all like your average cop and has his own unique way of dealing with any prejudice his differences bring him. No heavy drinking, no failed marriage, just a [...]
 
Book: 50 Shades in Clay by Michele Brenton
"50 Shades in Clay - A picture-book for grown-ups who haven't grown up too much." Michele Brenton's comedy epic ebook, "Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy" appeared on Amazon in July 2012 and shot up the charts in both the UK and US to become the top best-selling UK poetry Kindle - even competing with non-poetry parody books in the US marketplace. In response to a number of requests Endaxi Press [...]
 
Book: Angelica - A Detective Mike Eiser Novel (The Detective Mike Eiser Series Book 4) by Clabe Polk
A LONG TIME AGO, ANGELICA VICETTI DID SOME VERY BAD THINGS WITH SOME VERY BAD MEN. Now, eleven years later, she's built a new life for her family, far from her old life in Las Vegas. BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT TO COME CRASHING DOWN! Angelica Vicetti of Las Vegas has become Angela Cassetta of Poplar Bluffs, just outside Atlanta, Georgia. She's built a successful real estate agency, and the son she rescued [...]
 
Book: The Mystery of the Blue Dolphins (A Clarissa and Paw Mini Mystery Book 1) by Sandra Baublitz
When struggling freelance writer, Clarissa Hayes, and her trouble-making Saint Bernard, Paw, visit their relatives in Upstate New York, they are saddened to find the family in mourning. Clarissa's amateur sleuth uncle has died, evidently from a heart attack. But was the death truly an accident? An anonymous note hints that her uncle was murdered, and now Clarissa and Paw are determined to sniff [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: Jim & Martha - A Novel on Eco Living by Joel Schueler
Jim & Martha is a tragicomedy about a couple entering a major lifestyle change, transitioning from a suburban London flat to an ecovillage. Racing along a two-lane road of humour and tragedy at one hundred miles per hour, how will the lovers fare with their new environment, their new cohabitants, their mental health and each other? As the ecovillage becomes a crossroads of instability, who can [...]
 
Book: A Dundee Detective by David Aitken
Scott Learmont was recruited by British Intelligence while a postgraduate student of Mandarin Chinese and Classical Arabic, 'two of the world's most impenetrable languages.' In the course of his career he has saved the life of the chief executive of Hong Kong, foiled an assassination attempt on a British Prime Minister and dined with an American President. Now Learmont has returned to his native [...]
 
Book: The Tattered Thread (The Detective Rein Connery Series) by B. A. Braxton
Cruel CEO Carl Kastenmeier and his bodyguard are murdered and the list of suspects is long. Who beat Carl senseless with his own cane, stabbed him with his own straight razor, and then blew him up using a volatile jar of ether? Detective Rein Connery is on the case, and the victim's seven-year-old son offers Connery the greatest insight into helping him find the killer.
 
Book: Two Little Boys - a topical, dark and disturbing crime thriller - Ted Darling crime series by L M Krier
Topical, dark and disturbing crime thriller featuring a decidedly different type of detective. In his darkest and most complex case to date, DI Ted Darling has to confront demons from his own past when investigating the brutal murder of a young boy. As more deaths follow, he realises he's up against powerful people who believe themselves to be above the law. It leaves him feeling out of his [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: Pacific Reaper (Detective Emilia Cruz Book 5) by Carmen Amato
Acapulco's first female police detective feels the wrath of a voodoo-like cult in a riveting thriller that takes the award-winning Detective Emilia Cruz series into dangerously uncharted cartel territory. "A thrilling series." -- National Public Radio In Acapulco's remote Coyuca Lagoon, where Stallone filmed Rambo, Emilia and her partner find a dead man sacrificed to Santa Muerte, Mexico's [...]
 
Book: King Peso - An Emilia Cruz Novel (Detective Emilia Cruz Book 4) by Carmen Amato
Is Acapulco's first female police detective the next target of a ruthless cop killer? It's a serial killer thriller with a spicy Mexican twist from the award-winning Detective Emilia Cruz series. "A thrilling series." -- National Public Radio Someone is killing law enforcement officers who worked with Detective Emilia Cruz. When her partner's wife is murdered in a home invasion, Emilia fears that [...]
 
Book: Bloodstain (Detective Jason Strong Novellas, #2) by John C. Dalglish
"AN EXCITING READ FROM BEGINNING TO END." - Amazon Customer - "A NAIL BITER TO THE VERY END!" - Ellen - *** What turns a man into a killer? Can simple words drive a man to commit murder? Detective Jason Strong must find a killer whose signature is a wine glass. That's about all the police know, except that his victims all share certain similarities. The case gets personal when someone close to [...]
 


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