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Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: The Vacation by Gaspar DeMarco
The Vacation is a fictional story that is filled with drama about a young family that goes on vacation for the first time. The Father [Collins] works, and his wife [Lanette] is a stay-at-home Mom,who watches over their grammar school age daughter [Cassey],and son[ Sam]. While on the road to their destination,tragedy strikes the Family,and their whole world is turned upside down.
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: Vacation Identity by Terry Chaudhuri
Greg and Olivia Sayer are a typical young couple struggling financially, but nonetheless happy. One day, seemingly out of the blue, an opportunity arises that they just can't pass up. "Vacation Identity" was supposed to be a simple process where people can take advantage of a premier vacation at a fraction of the cost. However, things quickly take a turn for the worst and the couple find [...]
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: Ten-Gallon Tensions in Texas - A Kate on Vacation Mystery (The Kate on Vacation Mysteries Book 3) by Kassandra Lamb
Town secrets, an old nemesis, a corpse-what else will show up at Skip's high school reunion in Texas? When Kate and her husband arrive in his hometown for the event, they discover that new disputes have been heaped on top of old animosities. Tempers flare, fists fly, and before the evening is out, Skip stumbles upon a dead body. Fortunately the town's sheriff is an old buddy of his, but will that [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: Affordable Florida - Single Family Homes Under $30,000 by Lawrence Matthews
Learn how a family went from bankruptcy to a modern single family home on Florida's sunny Gulf Coast - on a small budget. Follow their searches as they seek to escape renting, and see how they found opportunities that few know about. See how to do the right searches and avoid the pitfalls and scams - as well as the common mistakes. Finally, the author provides hundreds of direct links to these [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Sail Away With Me by Kate Deveaux
Description: Jody Carter, recently divorced single mom lives in the quaint seaside town with her twelve year old son, and her recently widowed father. After Jody's divorce from her college sweetheart, Ryan, she and her three best girl friends decide she needs to lighten up. Along with her friends, Lauren, the glamorous ex model divorcee, Cricket the worry wart, and Doreen, who is more comfortable [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: Adventure Hilton Head - The Legend of the Dolphin Locket (Vacation Adventure Girl Book 1) by Ginger Fox
Looking for some great summer reading material? Then check out Adventure Hilton Head: The Legend of the Dolphin Locket, the first installment in the new "Vacation Adventure Girl" series. Book Description: School's out for Maddie Mackenzie, which means it's time for a vacation to her favorite spot: Hilton Head Island! But when she gets there, she finds that something's amiss. Strange wildfires [...]
 
Book: Rational Raccoons' Summer Vacation by Denise E Valenti
This zany, fun loving story relates to the title characters, Rocco, Rowy, Zoey and Ricky, an adorable raccoon family experiencing plenty of hilarious mishaps during their road trip to Turtle Beach. The story highlights the challenges, determination and patience that tend to be part of a typical family road trip while it also serves as a great resource for parents and elementary teachers. Rational [...]
 
Book: What I Did On My Midlife Crisis Vacation by Debbianne DeRose
Are you "woo-woo" curious? Ever wondered about spoon-bending, energy healing, and communication with dead people? Feeling restless about the big picture in life? You're not alone. This humorous, sassy and oh-so-honest memoir brings you along through a string of compelling adventures, ideologies and introspective moments in hot pursuit of magic, miracles, healing, love, and a deeper grasp of the [...]
 
Book: I Guess We Missed the Boat - A Travel Memoir by Barry Finlay
Seniors Reminisce About Travel! When eight intrepid Canadian seniors, brought together by marriage and with retirement in common, sit reminiscing about their travel experiences, the memory banks open and funny events start to spill out. Cowboy Ron, Ed the Negotiator, Joke-a Minute Jim and Practical Carol are part of the motley crew comprising the author's contingent of six in-laws. Each, at one [...]
 
Book: More Cruise Tips - From the Cruise Addict's Wife by Deb Graham
Sequel to Tips From The Cruise Addict's Wife, More Tips From The Cruise Addict's Wife by author Deb Graham is loaded with all you need to plan a once-in-a-lifetime cruise ship vacation! Which cruise line is best for you, itineraries, how to save a boat load of money, it's all here in this easy read, humorous, practical and fun guide unlike any travel book you've read before. Grab a highlighter; [...]
 
Book: Treat with Caution - A New Zealand Sexy Beach Romance (Treats to Tempt You Book 1) by Serenity Woods
When friends turn to lovers, the temperature's going to soar... Tasha Wilde has spotted the perfect site for the Treats to Tempt You confectionery shop she's planning to run with her best friend, Maisey. It's the ideal size and location, right on the waterfront in Doubtless Bay. The only fly in the melted chocolate is Maisey's gorgeous brother, Kole. Tasha has a crush on him the size of New [...]
 
Book: Big City Wild Country East Coast Road Trip on $20 a Day by Jason Odom
Author Jason Odom and his wife Kelly have traveled over 740,000 miles in 21 years enjoying the sumptuous beauty of pristine national parks and the exciting nightlife of big cities like San Francisco, Boston, New York City, and Las Vegas. This latest book is a personal diary style telling of some of what we experienced over the course of 18 weeks slowly traveling 7,532 miles up the east coast from [...]
 
Book: Mindy's Musings by Mindy Levy
Everyone has a story. It's true. Some are sad stories of hardship and tragedy, while others are full of laughter and joy. I've been transfixed by tales of travel to the farthest reaches of the globe, or daring adventures of skydiving, bunji jumps and scuba diving (nothing, by the way I would EVER try- these people are nuts. Who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane?) Mammoth acts kindness and [...]
 
Book: Bury Me with My Pearls - Humor With a Spiritual Twist by Jane Jenkins Herlong
Christian Small Publisher Book of the Year Award - Gold Medal Winner, Illumination Book Awards Enjoy this real-life, roller-coaster ride of laughter, tears, and stomach-churning truths by a Southern professional speaker, humorist, and singer who, as Miss South Carolina, represented her state in the Miss America pageant and has been singing, speaking, and writing ever since. Incorporating the [...]
 
Book: Shut Up & Kiss Me by Carolyn Hughey
What's hotter than a summer in New York City? Two sexy Italian chefs fighting over you, of course!Ellana Licari, a hopeless romantic, has her sights set on the tall, dark, and handsome chef Nick Soranno. With the help of the two meddling mamas, she's determined to show him she's 'The One' not that scrawny redhead who's rapidly becoming more than his casual 'flavor of the month.'Convincing Nick to [...]
 
Book: Tips From The Cruise Addict's Wife - Tips, tricks and stories to plan the best cruise ship vacation ever by Deb Graham
If you're planning a cruise or just dreaming of one, don't hesitate! Grab this informative best-seller! Tips From The Cruise Addict's Wife by Deb Graham is loaded with tips and tricks to plan the best cruise ship vacation ever! Easy read, laced with humorous stories you'll want to highlight, it'll make you the most-informed passenger on any cruise ship. All you need to plan your [...]
 
Book: A Friend of the Family by Beverly Olevin
A father's act of kindness invites an unexpected and possibly dangerous visitor into the tranquil small-town life of a family in Elgin, Illinois in the late 1950's. Seen through the eyes of the youngest daughter, this is a story of mystery, intrigue and tenderness. Told with warmth, humor and suspense, this is a touching true story of loyalties put to the test, and a portrait of a family facing [...]
 
Book: The Fruits of the Spirit for Family Caregivers by Angela H. Holmes
The purpose of this book is to show you that God gave you a fruit basket full of attributes as a Christian caregiver to dementia sufferers. These attributes equip you as a Christian caregiver to endure the worst of days with a sense of knowing that God is with you throughout your day. You can apply one or many of these attributes to any given situation and turn it into a positive. I'm not [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: We're Not Write - Two Sibs Misusing Technology by Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards
"It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts ..." From accidentally propositioning a friend's mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We're Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.
 
Book: DEAD....If Only (The Alvarez Family Murder Mysteries Book 4) by Heather Haven
A DETECTIVE AGENCY WITH HEART. MOM, FAMILY, CATS, BOYFRIEND, AND THE BIG EASY!! It's a stressful time for the PI firm to the stars of Silicon Valley when their own star, Lee Alvarez, has to track down a nasty, mean bad guy who should be dead but isn't. Was it just a rumor? Because he's been seen In New Orleans by Lee's pregnant sister-in-law who is there, along with the other members of the [...]
 
Book: Fluffy, Funny, and Fabulous by Linda Tarmichael, Ruth Kenyon, Helen Landrum, Vicki Foley and Anita Lewis
Remember growing up? Fluffy, Funny, and Fabulous will help you remember those special moments Wish you were closer to your family? This humorous book written by five real life sisters has turned into a self-help guide on the importance of those family relationships. The five sisters grew up in a small town in simpler times. Over the years their lives went different directions but some critical [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: Two Pair (Quadruple or Nothing) by Jessica Jackson, Meredith Jackson, Stephanie Jackson, Mackenzie Jackson
If you enjoy the Sweet Valley High books by Francine Pascal, then you will love the Quadruple or Nothing series. Ashburg, California; the city that's split into rich and not rich, the upper class and the middle class, the snobs and the down-to-earth...that's how the teenagers perceived it, anyway. And it all stemmed from two schools' rivalries. The rivalry has grown now that there are a set of [...]
 
Book: Staking a Claim by Devon McKay
For most people, seeing Alaska is a dream come true. For Miami Beach resident, Samantha Held, it is merely a job assignment. An advertisement for vacationing in Alaska is one step closer to achieving her career goal, partnership in Kolinsky's Advertising Agency. As far as accepting the offer of assistance from Blake Langford, a hunky Fish and Game officer and local rancher, though it is offered [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: THE DIARY OF A CANADIAN NOBODY - The diary of a Mr. Nobody and how the war on terror affects his modern family by Paul James
Arthur Lakelady is a man with many worries. Alys, his wife, is infatuated with the home renovator re-modeling their kitchen, or so their teenage daughter Gwen says. How Gwen knows this is a mystery to Arthur for she never leaves her bedroom, except to go to school and work . Gwen's worried a family breakup will spoil her chances of a good university. That doesn't concern Arthur for Gwen passes [...]
 


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