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Book: Unforgettable Women - Ronda and Richard-The novel and 4 Long stories by J.Z. Pinder
RONDA AND RICHARD: The Novel - A young woman's pursuit of happiness Ronda and Richard casually meet in a rundown diner where she works as a waitress, and both their lives are changed forever. You will enjoy the hot couple romance of our Ronda and Richard. This 77,000 word novel has a lot going on. Love at first sight, jilted lovers turning to booze for comfort, weddings, deaths, ex-lovers who [...]
 
Book: Wrestling with Intimacy - Large Print Edition - A Young Adult Romance by Anika Summers
Wrestling with Intimacy revolves around topics that today's young adults face. Increasing numbers of young adults find themselves contemplating questions that their parent's generation either didn't experience or swept under the mat. In vitro births, sexual identity and the balance of education, career and other adult goals generate challenges for today's teens. Wrestling with Intimacy is filled [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
A great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Stories about Tiger, and many other great golfers on the PGA Tour. It is a wonderful collection of intriguing stories, thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Adults Only. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Seven Eleven Stories - Volume 1
This is the first anthology of a periodical of stories based around convenience store phenomena. Have you ever visited a store late at night and had the feeling you were stepping into another dimension? Have you personally worked at a convenience store, and experienced things your felt worth retelling, whether as a humorous anecdote, or a near-miss dangerous situation? This is the heart of our [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: It'll Feel Better when it Quits Hurting (Okay, picture this... Book 1) by Lisa Orban
Many years ago my friends and I would sit around and play what we called "Jerry Springer: the Home Game". The object of the game was to see how many upcoming shows we qualified for, with the story to support our claim, and whoever had the most at the end of the program won. I was the reigning champion. This book started off as just a lighthearted collection of anecdotes, stories shared with [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: Broken Before The Storm by Jeremy Morgan
To say Clip Eastlake had a few problems would be an understatement. He couldn't seem to land his first job, his relationship with his father was wrecked, he stole compulsively to get what he wanted and he was getting nowhere with his girlfriend Kate. But when Clip winds up trapped on Galveston Island with two children during Hurricane Ike, his humanity will be put to the ultimate test. Will a [...]
 
Book: TaleSpins by Michael Mullin
A trilogy of alternative fairytales and retellings. Discover the real Snow White story through the eyes of Creepy, the unknown 8th dwarf! Meet a teen princess who hires "The Frog Prince" witch to get revenge on a Mean Girl! And learn how the giant, boy thief and magic beans tale truly went down! Reviews of the 1st story here: http://amzn.to/UJlFqq
 
Book: The Tale of Emerys Treasure by Cliffie Coates
Enjoyment Guarantee - if you buy my story and do not enjoy it, I (Cliffie Coates) will personally refund the price you paid. Life just hasn't been the same for Losten Deforest since someone saved his. Losten Deforest - Yes, he has the same opinion of his name that you do - is a prospective engineering student whose life is turned upside down when his car crashes into a river. He thinks an angel [...]
 
Book: Small Town Ho - The Hilarious Story of Moving from the Big City to North Idaho by Duke Diercks
Have You Ever Wanted OFF the Treadmill ?? New author Duke Diercks bursts onto the scene with the hilarious memoir of one family's move from the big city to the panhandle of North Idaho. No Jobs. No friends. Just buckets of our own ignorance. Follow along in horror and hilarity as the family acclimates to the new small town way of life and the author bounces from jobs working in a school cafeteria [...]
 
Book: Land Of Mountains by Jinx Schwartz
A Strange Island Teeming with Voodoo, Mystery and More A ten-year-old's new home on an exotic Caribbean island proves so fascinating she quickly forgets she didn't want to leave Texas. After all, where better than a jungle world teeming with voodoo, mystery, and a really pesky zombie, to indulge her favorite pastime: snooping. > > > In this humorous mystery, award-winning author Jinx Schwartz [...]
 
Book: Spellbound and Determined by Dax Varley
Welcome to Mimi's Charms & Enchantments - a New Age shop filled with magical merchandise and colorful customers. Cam couldn't ask for a better afterschool job. When a shady man in gray slinks in one afternoon, Cam is thisclose to calling 911. To her relief, he hurries away, leaving behind the nauseating odor of his cologne and a curious spell he's dropped on the floor. But this spell is not your [...]
 
Book: Who is Audrey Wickersham? by Sara Shrieves
Fifteen-year-old Audrey Wickersham loves books, horror movies and anything supernatural, and she's finally decided to try her first spell. She heads to her favorite hangout, The Magick Eye, to find the perfect one. She encounters Agnes, an old Gypsy who offers to create a custom spell for her. Audrey is thrilled until she encounters an ancient yet totally disgusting parasite that attacks and [...]
 
Book: Wave Barracks 232 by B. J. Murray
A bootleg beautician in her hometown, Cherilyn Adams is the only black girl in her class of new recruits at the Bainbridge Maryland Naval Training Station. She's patriotic, loves the military, but has problems taking orders. She is determined to be the best she can be while training to become a Navy Wave. Cheri and the eighty-six other women from all walks of life and from all parts of the United [...]
 
Book: Phanork! - The Misadventures of a Schwirdlock by C. L. Fondo
Enter the captivatingly amusing and amazing world of Grizzlemops, Schwirdlocks, and Barukans. Travel with odd alien creatures as they warbly warp in real space-time. Vicariously experience the spellbinding suspense as space-time travelers race against the space-time continuum of uncertainty to prevent their spaceship from "speedling into Eine Schtines vortexities of timliness". Thrill to the [...]
 
Book: Bare Feet to High Heels - You Don't Have to Be a Beauty Queen to be a Beautiful Person by Jane Jenkins Herlong
Take a journey with Jane from her experience on a Lowcountry tomato farm all the way to the runway of the Miss America pageant. You'll feel empowered to overcome your own challenges and handle anything life throws your way. This humorous book, which inspired one of Jane's most popular speaking presentations, will stick with you longer than a helping of grits!In this beautifully illustrated and [...]
 
Book: Conflicted (Secrets and Lies Series) by M. M. Koenig
Mia Ryan was on the path to make all her dreams come true. Her life was everything she wanted it to be; until one fateful night changed everything - leaving her broken and without direction. Nearly a year later, she still has little faith in anyone or anything. Desperate to reclaim her life's ambition, she takes an unexpected offer that promises to solve all her problems. But as Mia moves [...]
 
Book: A Corporation of Angels by James H. Barrett Jr.
Directly behind the tallest skyscraper in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, is a building that houses a family-run business devoid of political, greed, and power struggles. Teamwork, kindness, and compassion for others are prerequisites for employment at C.O.A. Inc. for it is not a typical company: it is A Corporation of Angels and its Ceo is God. Angels, who are allowed to choose their own names while [...]
 
Book: The One Eyed Sheriff by Vince Onken
Is he real or is he folklore? Either way bad things happen when two teens start digging into the almost forgotten local legend of the One Eyed Sheriff. Ethan and Lauren are in search of the truth, and as far as they can tell the truth lies somewhere in the darkest recesses of Drury Woods. And since the One Eyed Sheriff allegedly shows up only once every twenty years, most of the townsfolk have [...]
 
Book: Chewed Confessions by Cheryl Kirwan
What if each piece of discarded gum could tell the story of how it got there? Chewed Confessions, a series of thought-provoking linked short stories by Cheryl Kirwan, uses this inventive supposition to share a variety of human experiences, as related by the animated stick of gum that traveled with each person on a given day. From this intimate vantage, these humorous, heartfelt stories together [...]
 
Book: The Drifteers ...Adventures in Time - ...the pilgrim series by Michael Scot Boice
The discovery of Time Travel would be staggering for anyone let alone two unsuspecting teens. Then to find out an entire society of similarly gifted people exists will stagger the imagination. Learning how to depend on each other as a team, while learning from two schools. Their regular education at home, then over the summer, a unique institution designed just for would be time travelers. The [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: The Pumpkin Peasant - The pre-quel to The Pumpkin Princess by Sarah Lynn Mika
Eighteen-year-old Arabella has a big problem. Every male she speaks to instantly falls in love with her, thanks to a siren potion courtesy of her friend Braylen. Because Braylen inadvertently made the spell permanent, he and Arabella must travel to the faraway Golden City for an antidote. Along the way they are joined by the king of Aurelia, who falls hopelessly in love with Arabella due to the [...]
 
Book: The Clock Flower (THE F.I.G. MYSTERIES Book 3) by Barbara Casey
Dara Roux, abandoned when she was seven years old by her mother. Exceptionally gifted in foreign languages. Orphan. Accepted to Yale University. Mackenzie Yarborough, no record of her parents or where she was born. Exceptionally gifted in math and problem-solving. Orphan. Accepted to MIT. Jennifer Torres, both parents killed in an accident when she was sixteen. Exceptionally gifted in music and [...]
 
Book: Outre (Deviation Trilogy) by DJ Adamson
Aliens? Murder? What is the truth? Or is it all true? Jacob Cahill (Jake) is a want-to-be storyteller whose father works for NASA. He and his best friends Pitts and Diddleman, following current alien sightings on the internet, become certain there has been a visitation in their hometown of Pinkerton, Iowa. People dying or missing. Animals manipulations. Evidence mounts they are not alone. No one [...]
 


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