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Book: The Dennis Bisskit Adventures by Stephen Ainley
THE HILARIOUS STORY OF A YOUNG BOY'S GROWING UP YEARSMeet Dennis Bisskit, short; ginger-haired; kind-hearted; game for anything. Born in 1945 on the day the war ended; it should have been a good omen. Instead it's been one disaster after another. Luckily fate normally steps in to save the day.Gasp at the great holiday camp knobbly-knees scandal of 1955!Be amazed as Dennis attempts to win back the [...]
 
Book: Trickery by Constance Masters
Morgan King is a twenty-three-year-old virgin who has never had a proper boyfriend. The fussy young woman longs to meet a man who will be everything like the heroes in the spanking romance novels she loves to read. When such a man comes along, Morgan is sure that he must be too good to be true. Although they've had a great online relationship for months, she balks at actually meeting him. Jackson [...]
 
Book: Conversations with the Golf God by Robert K. Swisher Jr.
Every day around the world golfers wonder if the Golf God is real and how much he impacts the game. This book answers many age old questions. Yes, the Golf God is real! He appeared to local golfer Shanks one day, dancing on a bar at The Fleece Muni Golf Course and told Shanks he had been chosen to be his disciple. "Why have I been chosen?" Shanks asked, bewildered. "Because you are the worst [...]
 
Book: Louie has Landed The Early Days by Kevin Swarbrick
Mark is a fun out going loving caring guy and the highlight of any party but his confidence was stripped away from him little by little by an ex called Tracy who he was with for 3 years. He put up with so much including mental abuse. In Marks life he always put his love into women that didn't deserve his love but along came Sarah a dream come true to Mark. After all the heartache he had [...]
 
Book: Service Before Self by Tegon Maus
A recent transplant to Southern California, Toby Grant has landed his dream job. He's a service tech for Handy Dandy Services the premier handyman service in the southland. Things don't go well for Toby on the first day when he is teamed up with Ryan Burnell, a twenty year veteran of Handy Dandy. Toby quickly learns the hardships of being Ryan's partner, and finds himself in one uncomfortable [...]
 
Book: My Hilarious Sex Life by Andrew Tibor Halmay
This is a collection of autobiographical articles which frequently focus on comical aspects of the author's sex life over the past 75 years - in three countries on two continents. Sometimes a romantic, often a moralist, always a compulsive entertainer, the author takes pride in having once made a bed-mate laugh so hard she fell out of bed. Kirkus Reviews have written the following: "A mildly [...]
 
Book: We're Not Write - Two Sibs Misusing Technology by Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards
"It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts ..." From accidentally propositioning a friend's mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We're Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.
 
Book: The Book of Moon by George H. Crowder
It coulda been worse. That's the "working epitaph" of 15-year-old Moon Landing. Not that Moon's death is imminent far from it but his thoughts have turned to gallows humor, as his world disintegrates along with his parents' marriage. His older brother skateboards through life with ease, but Moon is deeply troubled. Just as he is solving for romantic unknowns with a gorgeous older girl, Moon must [...]
 
Book: Selfie Girl by Arabella Rox
Name: Helen McEverett - Status: How do you work this thing? Relationship status: It's complicated - 106th selfie of the day uploaded as the profile pic. Helen was one of those creatures who doesn't exist any more. She had absolutely NO social media accounts. GASP! The story begins the day she sits down finally to create one. Although she hasn't quite got the hang of it, she quickly becomes [...]
 
Book: Table Talk - Memoirs of a Bikini Waxer by Caren A. Stein
Brutally Honest & Ridiculously Funny...Table Talk: Memoirs of a Bikini Waxer is a hilarious collection of stories, opinions, rantings and ravings that will leave you laughing your hairless ass OFF! Each chapter represents a different hat worn by Caren on any given day as a hair removal specialist. The Bikini Waxer -- The Love Doctor -- The Bearded Lady -- The Belle of the Balls- no subject is off [...]
 
Book: The Curious Misadventures of Tubby Wexler, Private Investigator by Steven W. Johnson
Tubby Wexler believes himself to be the personification of the pulp magazine detectives of the 1930s, 40s & 50s. He has all the trappings - a rundown 2-room office in a dilapidated downtown office, a faithful canine, a magnificent, voluptuous, Cajun beauty as a secretary and list of the most bizarre clients any P.I has ever seen. The only thing Tubby doesn't have is a clue!
 
Book: Small Town Ho - The Hilarious Story of Moving from the Big City to North Idaho by Duke Diercks
Have You Ever Wanted OFF the Treadmill ?? New author Duke Diercks bursts onto the scene with the hilarious memoir of one family's move from the big city to the panhandle of North Idaho. No Jobs. No friends. Just buckets of our own ignorance. Follow along in horror and hilarity as the family acclimates to the new small town way of life and the author bounces from jobs working in a school cafeteria [...]
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood! Laughter helps you relax and focus and play better. No corny jokes here. Caution: These aren't the kind of jokes your momma told you - strictly for adults. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. It will chase the blues away. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
A great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Stories about Tiger, and many other great golfers on the PGA Tour. It is a wonderful collection of intriguing stories, thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Adults Only. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, [...]
 
Book: A Nice Guy in the Night Sky by Leonard Stegmann
Angry barbers, nudist retreats, belly dancers, Farrah Fawcett and Clearasil. In this collection of his hilarious and slightly popular essays Leonard Stegmann has something to say about each of them, and so much more besides. You'll laugh and you'll cry, although if you find yourself doing both at the same time you really should think about seeing that therapist.
 
Book: The Long and Short Adventures of Eamon Birdsley by Alan J. Garner
This book, aimed at younger readers, is a fanciful imagining of my own cherished boyhood. Based loosely on my experiences growing up several decades ago in Hastings, New Zealand, when the world seemed a simpler place, facts are interspersed with fantasy in a breathless romp which propels the reader to a bygone era, when books were printed on paper, cordless phones were science fiction and cars [...]
 
Book: The Law Firm Dictionary by Kevin W. Bates
What does a bored, newly minted lawyer do sitting at his desk? Why, he writes a book of course. Well, more like a pamphlet, but still. It occurred to me early in my practice that attorneys, particularly attorneys in law firms, did not have a firm (see what I did there?) grasp of the vocabulary they tossed around everyday. They used words with an unspoken subtext that cried out for explication and [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts...whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: Clueless Gringos in Paradise - adventures with my husband, his PTSD, and two giant service dogs by Pamela Foster
Mel Brooks claims that "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." Author Pamela Foster and her Vietnam Veteran husband, Jack, sell everything they own, pick up the leashes of two 150-pound service dogs, and emigrate to the "tropical paradise" they expect to find in Panama. Jack is a former Marine with raging PTSD, and the service dogs are mastiffs who [...]
 
Book: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama - Featuring appearances from The Illuminati, Osama Bin Laden, Larry the Downing Street cat, Queen Elizabeth II, the ...
What have Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth II and the Three Little Pigs got in common? They are all characters in this hilarious horror/political satire. You will never look at President Obama the same way again, after reading about his embarrassing, (but very funny), secret. There have been many conspiracy theories about the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama. Some are just plain ridiculous. [...]
 
Book: Hooked - Based on the story of Jim Baugh Outdoors
A young boy raised on the docks of the Chesapeake Bay escapes his mother severe mental illness. Adulthood brings family, over a 25 year television career, and the perilous insane comedic journey of online computer dating. A hilarious secular southern Gothic autobiographical story about one mans faith that started under the bloom of a Magnolia Tree.
 
Book: The Salacious Marny Ottwiler by Bridget Straub
After several years of living life in the fast lane, bestselling novelist Marny Ottwiler vows to take control of the chaos that has invaded her everyday existence. This proves to be easier said than done. Over the next year she rides a roller coaster of experiences that she chronicles in hilarious detail. Follow along as she navigates through fame, family, friendships, and the writing of her next [...]
 
Book: Follow the Stone (an Emmett Love Western) by John Locke
International best-selling author John Locke (Saving Rachel, Wish List, Now & Then, Lethal People, Lethal Experiment) tackles a new genre, with hilarious results. Follow the Stone (An Irreverent Western Adventure) is a good-hearted, rollicking story about a former gunslinger and his crablike scout, who journey West with a mail order bride, a witch, and a wagon full of prostitutes!
 
Book: Fling! by Lily Iona MacKenzie
Is it possible to come of age at 60 or 90? Is it ever too late to fulfill your dreams? When ninety-year-old Bubbles receives a letter from Mexico City asking her to pick up her mother's ashes, lost there seventy years earlier and only now surfacing, she hatches a plan. A woman with a mission, Bubbles convinces her hippie daughter Feather to accompany her on the quest. Both women have recently [...]
 
Book: When Grandma's False Teeth Fly by Mary Lee
Katie is not a little girl anymore she is six years old! But some mean girls at school still tease her about her chipped baby tooth. Katie seeks advice from her grandma, who will tell her a hilarious story that encourages her to use humor instead of anger or sadness to solve her problems. Join Katie and Grandma for a touching, funny, and inspiring story about When Grandma's False Teeth Fly.
 
Book: Strangely Funny
This is not your typical anthology. Open these pages and discover twenty-five talented writers on a hilarious journey through the paranormal. Zombies who are finicky eaters, vampires caught between groupies and werewolves, and ghosts with awful decorating tastes await. It'll even show you how to beat the monster in the closet. Join Joette Rozanski, Suzanne Robb, Agatha-winning author Catriona [...]
 
Book: More Ketchup than Salsa by Joe Cawley
A laugh-out-loud, heartwarming memoir. **Winner of 'Best Travel Narrative' by the British Guild of Travel Writers.** "If you only buy one book this year... get this." "Probably the best book I have read this millenium." "Fantastic, hilarious, painful. Completely un-put-downable!" Childhood sweethearts, Joe and Joy are broke and bored. They're also tired of smelling of fish. When offered the [...]
 
Book: Donkey Walloper - A Coppers Tale Part II by Stephen Place
Donkey Walloper ( A Coppers Tale part II) a rollercoaster ride through the streets of Bradford in the vice squad dealing with drug dealers, prostitutes and pimps. Onto the Mounted Branch riding police horses at football matches, riots, pop concerts and the streets of Yorkshire. Hilarious stories about changing the guard at Buckingham Palace and being presented to the Queen Mother. Very honest, [...]
 
Book: Behind the Lines - An anthology of short stories by Ian Patrick
A young man coming of age as he undergoes basic military training. Stories drawn from real-world experience, with the anti-hero transforming from awkward teenager to young adult as he tries to outwit those in authority. These eight short stories are hilarious, serious, whimsical, and entertaining, providing insights into a young man's search for identity and independence within a military system [...]
 


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