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Book: The Hex Factor by Darren Worrow
Just when you thought that TV talent shows were horrific enough along come these guys, with a passion for fame they dive into the world of the celebrity and begin to discover the price of their ambitions. Who though would have considered that said price would come in the form of a collection of nasties, a mad-man, zombies, werewolves, vampires and even a Frankenstien's monster. Follow the thrills [...]
 
Book: The Ultimate Survivalist's Guide to Suicide by Ryan Bohl
Sardonic, witty, and absurd, The Ultimate Survivalist's Guide to Suicide is about making peace with the bad places within all of us. A narrator kills himself and is faced with cosmic irony: he must now spend eternity stopping suicides. But saving a suicide bomber, a would-be school shooter, a high school drama queen, and many other down-on-their-luck folks is no easy task; good thing he's got a [...]
 
Book: Zombie/Apocalypse 2012 - A Political Horror Story by Ian McClellan
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story is a zombie tale with a political background story- not from a left or right minded perspective, but from that of an average American who feels left behind by the system. It is the tale of a regular guy- an unemployed factory worker- in the first days of the end of the world, a time in which the ways of doing things have become muddled between pre [...]
 
Book: Having Fun by Simon Kemp
Trapped in a hall of mirrors, waging a war against the people who sell dreams... At the theme park, Greg loads people onto the Sheep Dip roller coaster. When the ride is over, he helps them off again. Some of them are laughing. Quite a few of them are wet. All of them are happy. Greg is not happy, though. He's starting to realize that something is wrong at at the park. And not just here: [...]
 
Book: The Gunner's Daughter - A historical satire and adventure by Michael Misiolek
A Reverend, sent to a small New England town in 1771 to settle the estate of a rich man, is duped by greedy land speculators into applying archaic medieval laws of torture to do away with the town's population, The Gunner's Daughter is not an expose of graphic blood and gore, but of the emotional torture people put themselves through to maintain their status and social position in society. In [...]
 
Book: An Actor's Life - A Short Story by Duncan Whitehead
From Award Winning and Best Selling Author Duncan Whitehead, comes a short story with a twist ... It's Oscar night, and the world holds its breath to see if Sir Michael Brookes not only wins the best actor but also the best supporting actor award, which would take his tally of Academy Award wins to an unprecedented six. Meanwhile, his biggest fan and fellow actor Terry Sparkes watches the [...]
 
Book: Pigs in Paradise (The Almost Perfect Series Book 2) by Ed Halliday
Thomas Hardy is still anything but a famous author! He is still, however, getting into an awful lot of trouble whilst trying to write his next masterpiece! Whilst researching a romance he is attempting to write, (very badly,) he inadvertently gets involved in a gang war between rival London gangsters. With a price on his head he flees once more to what he imagines to be the safety of the sleepy [...]
 
Book: Burnt Toast and Bent Noses by Ed Halliday
Julian Renard desperately needs a new job, and hopefully one he will get paid for, with real money! When he suddenly finds himself being interviewed for a position he hasn't even applied for, he assumes his luck has changed. Or has it? This darkly humorous tale Follows our unfortunate job seeker as he finds himself with little choice but to accept a new career, working for some very dubious [...]
 
Book: Wanna-Be's by Mark Connelly
With his new girlfriend - a soccer mom with a taste for bondage - urging him to "go condo," failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm's token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the [...]
 
Book: The Perfect Culture by Brent Robins
He's seeking a place to belong. His only tool is philosophical satire... Thomas Gephardt loses no love for his rural Indiana home. Struck with raging wanderlust, the small-town college student heads for France armed with nothing but a thirst for stimulating conversation. So starts Thomas's ego-bruising first leg of his ill-fated quest for cultural perfection. Struggling to fit in at the catty [...]
 
Book: Bad Book by K. S. Brooks, Stephen Hise and JD Mader
The name's Case. Just Case, that's all. No first name. He is a man among men and therefore only one name is sufficient. Women want to smack him - men want to smack him, too, just harder. Join Case on his epic travels through multiple literary genres as he ruins horror, space-adventure, noir detective, spy-thriller, westerns, classics of literature, pop culture icons and more with his own unique [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy by J.T. Lundy
An unstable president declares a Fake National Emergency to build a border wall. Only an unlikely hero can save the American people from unbridled totalitarianism. 2014 Thurber Prize for American Humor Semi-Finalist 2014 Reader's Favorite Silver Award Winner, Humor 2013 IndieFab Bronze Award Winner, Thriller & Suspense 2013 BOTYA - Foreword Book of the Year Finalist, Action & Adventure Combining [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: Cut Limbo - Running away is never easy by Peter L. Masters
Panky's crazy drug dealing days might be over, the Russian mob is after him and he needs to get away from Amsterdam - fast! Chris has finally settled down and lives with his family in the depths of the Philippine jungle. He's put his sordid past well and truly behind him, or he thinks he has. Although Panky hasn't seen Chris for over a decade, hiding in the Philippines seems perfect, the guys [...]
 
Book: The Poem-Skull (The Invocations Book 1) by J.M. Hushour
Serial layabout Shiv Tickle wakes up one morning to find a skull in her kitchen. But it isn't just any old skull. Nope! It's the Poem-Skull, a skull that speaks in poems and who very well be the harbinger of the most ridiculous apocalypse ever. Together, this barely functional duo will confront marriage to an asexual software designer on the verge of revolutionizing religion via software, [...]
 
Book: The Daily Skid - The Best Bits by Phil Woods & Steve Smith
TheDailySkid.com is one of the world's most popular satire websites, with fans from Martinique to the USA recently sending some of its daily stories viral across the internet. This book brings together the most loved stories, packaging them ever so comfortably in a book for your viewing pleasure. Find out: - why broccoli is the latest drug craze among teenagers - how an Arabian prince stole a [...]
 
Book: What's Going On at UAardvark? by Lawrence S. Wittner
What's Going On at UAardvark? is a fast-paced political satire about how an increasingly corporatized, modern American university becomes the site of a rambunctious rebellion that turns the nation's campus life upside down. Along the way, there are hilarious encounters with a playboy university president, bizarre U.S. military commanders, poetry-writing Hells Angels, foul-mouthed, decadent [...]
 
Book: Tokyo Pizza by Michael Lane
Shortlisted finalist in the 2013 NaNoWriWee 30-hour novel competition sponsored by HarperCollinsUK and The Kernel, Tokyo Pizza is a surreal ride mixing satire with pulp adventure. Five college students on an exchange program in Tokyo in the early 90s find themselves involved in a devious plot to blackmail one of their number. As they learn more about their situation, they discover their opponents [...]
 
Book: If A Passive-Progressive Leads from Behind, he is A Double Oxymoron - A Collection of Satire by Don Storch
If A Passive-Progressive Leads From behind He is a Double Oxymoron, satirically describes how and why a leaderless and rudderless nation is floundering. One could call the messaging by the lead character duplicitous. He is delivering mixed messages that are in conflict with one another and confusing at best. It reflects upon the first six years of President Barack Obama's plethora of double [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Travel To The G-Spot -- The Guide Book by Steve Cohen
It's hard being travel writer Danny Gladstone. There are all those first-class free trips, all over the world, staying in the best hotels, eating at the finest restaurants. Terribly stressful. There are women! There are drugs. Then there's the family back home. He tells himself he does it all for them, but... When Danny learns he's dying, it triggers a late wave of self-reflection. His story is a [...]
 
Book: The Sundial Salesman by Chassis Albuquerque
My phone in my pocket rang. I didn't answer. Because it could only be a woman, one of my shady parents or someone I owed money to. And I didn't want to speak to any of them. Downtown Tokyo, New York - Things to do in Downtown? Well, you could get stabbed, see young mothers aged 14 and younger pushing prams or overhear loud arguments on mobile phones about who unfaithfully slept with who the night [...]
 
Book: What happens in office, stays in office by Ankur Mithal
A no-holds-barred account of life in the cut-throat world of large corporations, told in a unique humorous and ironical style. A world where millions are employed and are forever engaged in finding a balance between doing right for the organization and doing right for themselves. The domineering boss, the whining employee, the counter-productive policy-making, the jockeying for visibility, are [...]
 
Book: Linda Gets Her Groove Thing (The Green Room Chronicles Book 2) by J.D. Frettier
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die, and the verdict is out if you go to heaven or hell? Introducing 'The Green Room Chronicles', a spicy and humorous take on life after death. Each book begins with the death of the main character. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness, camaraderie of friends and a whole lot of love. Second in the [...]
 
Book: Bound ~ A Dark Horse Novel (Dark Horse Series Book 1) by J.S. Scott & Cali MacKAY
From NY Times and USA Today bestselling authors J.S. Scott and Cali MacKay...a new steamy romance about two people who never should have met... Anna - What are the chances of me getting kidnapped in a small town in the foothills of Colorado by a man who is the subject of an international manhunt? I'd say probably the same odds as winning the lottery...several times. Except I wasn't that lucky. I [...]
 
Book: The Penumbra Paradox by Jennifer Fales
Nahlah Penumbra is genetically unique, the daughter of a slave of unknown origins and powerful Ceterian casino mogul Rell Penumbra. Freed from her gilded prison and taken off planet under the pretense of acting as an ambassador for the powerful House of Penumbra, the twenty-three-year-old soon learns her father, whose love she so desperately wants, sees her as nothing more than a bargaining chip, [...]
 
Book: Dark Solus An Assassin's Tale by David Andrew Crawford
Dark Solus An Assassin's Tale is the first book of the Dark Saga series. This dark fantasy novel is set in a world ruled by magic, in a time before solid boundaries formed between the mystical kingdoms of Faerie and the mortal world of man. Mythological creatures and deadly assassins armed with magical lethal devices abound in this dark tale where one lone man will exact his revenge for the [...]
 
Book: Dark Side of the Rainbow by B.J. Myrick & Hazel Hart
Unforgettable short tales of dark fiction where-- A woman on the brink of madness plots evil revenge against local bully boys who killed her cats in The Dark Side of the Rainbow. A woman inherits an Egyptian mummy with instructions for activating its powers and making her every wish come true. Then she learns the mummy has desires of his own in Kiss Mummy Goodnight. A woman finds eternal love, [...]
 
Book: Caged. Captured. Confined. - The Illicit Romance Reader's Dark BDSM Collection by Giselle Renarde, Angel Wild, Alpha Dom & Lexi Wood
Enjoy three dark BDSM tales from established and up-and-coming erotica authors, plus a bonus story from Lexi Wood! Ultimate power meets true submission in Giselle Renarde's caging story "A Jealous God." The fantasy of capture travels with Angel Wild on a journey that leads straight into the arms of "Dungeon Master." Lastly, Alpha Dom treats the reader to a BDSM fantasy she won't soon forget as he [...]
 
Book: The Zombie, the Cat, and Barack Obama - Featuring appearances from The Illuminati, Osama Bin Laden, Larry the Downing Street cat, Queen Elizabeth II, the ...
What have Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth II and the Three Little Pigs got in common? They are all characters in this hilarious horror/political satire. You will never look at President Obama the same way again, after reading about his embarrassing, (but very funny), secret. There have been many conspiracy theories about the origins and ancestry of Barack Obama. Some are just plain ridiculous. [...]
 
Book: Floats the Dark Shadow by Yves Fey
Young American painter Theodora Faraday struggles to become an artist in Belle Epoque Paris. She's tasted the champagne of success, illustrating poems for the Revenants, a group of poets led by her adored cousin, Averill. When children she knows vanish mysteriously, Theo confronts Inspecteur Michel Devaux who suspects the Revenants are involved. Theo refuses to believe the killer could be a [...]
 
Book: Dawn of the Hunter - Nightmares are Better left in the Dark by Bonnie Bernard
Donna is on the wrong end of a high-power assault rifle, with a 4000 year old demon's trigger finger on the other. He's promised to blow her brains out if she gets any closer. She takes a step...toward the monster. Until that day, Donna was enjoying her new life. Married to the man of her dreams, raising the child they had together, spending time with her best friend...what more could a girl [...]
 
Book: Satan's Fan Club by Mark Kirkbride
Rebellious twins James and Louise meet a man while out for a night of fun who invites them to join a dangerous and exciting club. While they yearn to join Nick's club and escape their staunchly religious upbringing, entrance requires they commit a crime tailored just for them. The twins find themselves trapped in a shadowy world they only half-believe is real and contemplating horrible acts that [...]
 
Book: A Little Bit of Me by Angela Gascoigne
Relax! Put your feet up, and give in to your guilty pleasure. Here we have short stories, flash fiction and a little pinch of poetry in a variety of themes with something for everyone. A Little Bit of Me, is my fifth e book to be published, and my second collection. Delve inside the pages of this book to experience a little bit of me - from the soft and fluffy to the dark and deep. There's more [...]
 


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