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Book: Alien Invasion of the Zombie Apocalypse by Ford Forkum
In a satirical combination of two end-of-the-world scenarios, a zombie plague is quickly followed by an alien invasion - in a time when humanity is already struggling with vampires. Landing dead center at a college campus swarming with zombies, the aliens soon realize that their abduction mission is going to be quite a bit more complicated than they'd imagined. The presence of vampires only makes [...]
 
Book: Last Reunion - An Ageless Comedy by Joe Dacy
In a dystopian 2040, an aging comic joins his surviving high-school classmates at a five-star, lakeside resort. The Austin, Texas, Class of 1970 has been lured by a failing Social Security Administration's offer: give up your remaining benefits to spend a free week in unrivaled luxury -- pampered, protected, and entertained by one of your own. The resort's brochure also includes a final [...]
 
Book: HAPPY SINGH CANADDA WALE by Alpha Male Writers
HAPPY SINGH FROM CANADA A laugh out loud, out of the world ride of two gentlemen, to redefine humanity, love, science and most of all, happiness. Happy Singh is a thirty something Indian Canadian, living in Canada. He has built his life exactly as he wanted, but something is missing. One day, he wins a lottery of 2 million dollars and decides to change the world for the better and bring justice [...]
 
Book: Daddy 3.0 - A Comedy of Errors by Rob Armstrong
2017 Independent Author Network Winner - Best Comedy / Satire Novel What a mess. This was not supposed to happen. This isn't where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad but he just [...]
 
Book: Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series - Part 1 by M T McGuire
Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series: Part 1 Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K'Barth's longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That's when things really begin to get complicated. [...]
 
Book: Love on the Back Burner - A Tasty Romantic Comedy by Barbara Oliverio
Youngest in a tight-knit Italian-American family, sassy Alexandria D'Agostino is successful in marketing and cooking, but her romantic life is less than 4-star. She dishes up childhood favorites to a succession of first dates (recipes included). With advice from her best girlfriend, loyal coworkers, and her loving family, will Alexandria discover the recipe for happiness -- and perhaps love?
 
Book: Used Aliens by M. Sid Kelly
Used Aliens is an adventure comedy about fakery, life across the cosmos and good old-fashioned naughty behavior. When a sabotaged flying saucer crashes into his fishing hole, Jimmy uncovers an alien plot to steal Earth. But he's only interested in having the stranded aliens guest star on his TV fishing show. When the thieving galactic politicians and our local Almighty find out, Earth's fate [...]
 
Book: Bloodwrath - 'Thursday; dress casual' by Chris Lane
UK NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING COMEDY NOVEL "Actually had me crying with laughter at certain points, well written and the plot just keeps unravelling. A fantastic read all round, Highly recommend!!!!" "This is truly the best book I have read in ages. It is not for children but has a great ( and sinister) story line. The black homour had me rolling with laughter in places. Read the book in a day; it [...]
 
Book: Neurotically Yours - A Novel by Bonnie Trachtenberg
Smart, attractive, and ambitious, thirty-seven-year-old Dara Harrison is, nonetheless, still single and on sabbatical from dating. Ironically Los Angeles' most renowned relationship advice columnist, Dara has become a Southland sensation with her "tell-it-like-it-is" approach to the mating game. Parlaying her success into a new business, Dara launches a revolutionary dating service geared for the [...]
 
Book: Wedlocked - A Novel by Bonnie Trachtenberg
On what should be the happiest day of her life, Rebecca Ross is panic stricken. Rebecca has just wed Craig Jacobs, but she realizes she put more thought into choosing her florist than she did in choosing the man she's just pledged to love for the rest of her life. Before Craig, Rebecca, a talented Long Island girl, dreamed of following in her grandmother's footsteps with an acting career. [...]
 
Book: You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian! - The Stand Up Comedy Survival Guide (Professional Stand Up Comedy) (Volume 1) by Jerry Mabbott
If you've heard, "You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian", your entire life, this book is for you! Jerry Mabbott, a 25 year comedy veteran teaches you everything you need to know to have success in stand-up comedy. In this book, you'll learn how to write unique material that will make strangers laugh, how to handle hecklers, how to get stage time, how to hone your skills, even how to handle stage [...]
 
Book: Fresh off the Starship by Ann Crawford
5 stars! A light and enjoyable adventure that comments on human nature and the beauty of our world....Very funny, but it was the wider ethos of the tale that really grabbed me. Overall a brighter look at life today that is sure to keep you smiling from page to page. ~Readers' Favorite - 5 stars! This truly is a wonderful story from a very talented writer. Smoothly-written prose, a fascinating, [...]
 
Book: Sinkholes - Part Two - love always finds a way by B.L. Wilson
Sinkholes, love always finds a way Part Two continues where Part One left off. Isabella and Alexis try to keep their distance from each other as agreed, but circumstances continue to push them together. Although Isabella still feels betrayed and confused by Alexis' actions from thirty years ago, she finds herself experiencing odd moments of softening toward her ex-lover. After an injury that [...]
 
Book: Other Worlds by Vince Onken
When teens get their hands on an alien spacecraft all is fun and games, that is, until they find out their new toy is being sought after by two rival groups from other worlds. Summer vacation is about to start and Jack and Jennifer can hardly wait. Living in a tiny mountain community, one night they are hanging out at their favorite mountaintop meadow and, while star gazing, a massive triangular [...]
 
Book: Anu-Bis by T.O. Bolseen
When the six-mile long Isisian Crystal Galaxy ship, Anu-bis, enters the Sol System with the express purpose of initiating first contact with Earth, it sets off a chain of events that changes Earth and David Bolseen's life forever. It begins with David resigning his position with the U.S. Delegation to the United Nations, and subsequent vacation to California where he meets Tulip Rose, a beautiful [...]
 
Book: Texas Voodoo by TB Riggs
Texas Voodoo was a great little story to write, because as we all know they do not practice Voodoo in Texas, right? Well, I was sitting in my living room, one day, staring into space, when I busted out laughing at a funny thought, I had, which had to do with Voodoo and Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo queen from New Orleans in Louisiana, and it so happened that the Texas Association Of Authors was [...]
 
Book: The Alecto Initiative (Loralynn Kennakris) by Owen R. O'Neill & Jordan Leah Hunter
Life was never easy out in the Methuselah Cluster, the most remote region humanity ever settled, but when her father abandoned her, 11-year-old Loralynn Kennakris began to learn just how ugly it could get. Within a year, she was sold a brutal slaver captain who took from her the last thing she owned: her name. Most girls in Kris's position last a year or two. Kris survived for eight before she [...]
 
Book: Looking For Trouble - K'Barthan Series - Part 4 by M T McGuire
Looking for Trouble, K'Barthan Series: Part 4 (and final) The Pan of Hamgee doesn't believe in miracles but if he's going to save K'Barth it looks as if he might need one. He's not quite as alone as he thought. The punters from The Parrot and Screwdriver are right behind him and he has rescued three of his friends from the Grongolian Security Forces, who are now of course, three of the nation's [...]
 
Book: Song in the Wrong Key by Simon Lipson
Michael Kenton is a middle-aged man living in middle-class comfort with wife Lisa and daughters Millie and Katia. Drifting complacently towards retirement, Mike's world is turned upside-down when he is thrown unexpectedly onto the career scrapheap. While Lisa's career sky-rockets, Mike slobs around in his track suit playing guitar, rekindling his teenage love affair with pop music. Knowing Lisa [...]
 
Book: Escape From Area 51 - Case #3 (The X + Y Files) by Wayne A.D. Kerr
A trip to the top secret military testing base, commonly known as Area 51, was a dream come true for UFO obsessed Xander Bookman - until a strange voice invaded his thoughts. Could the voice really be coming from a joke telling alien, named I-pod, who desperately needs help to escape from the most secure site on the planet? Of the many who tried, only one man had ever successfully breached the [...]
 
Book: An English Custom by James Henry
Major Rupert Stonely came home after a dubious career selling surplus army equipment. Unfortunately, the army didn't know that. He had also expected to inherit his late mother's estate; she, it seemed, had other ideas. Rupert was about to be usurped by a glorified-waiter and he, quite literally, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. Timothy Montague however, did - he just didn't know how [...]
 
Book: Zombie/Apocalypse 2012 - A Political Horror Story by Ian McClellan
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story is a zombie tale with a political background story- not from a left or right minded perspective, but from that of an average American who feels left behind by the system. It is the tale of a regular guy- an unemployed factory worker- in the first days of the end of the world, a time in which the ways of doing things have become muddled between pre [...]
 
Book: Angels on Overtime - A Divine Romantic Comedy by Ann Crawford
In this whimsical romantic comedy with a divine twist, Jack and Emily are two lonely hearts trudging through unfulfilling lives. Though meant to be together, life keeps getting in the way of them even meeting that is, until their angels begin working overtime. As the angels work behind the scenes, what actually happens behind those scenes? Author Ann Crawford's trademark humor, warmth and [...]
 
Book: Bloodlust by Ian Kidd
Bloodlust: Bridget enjoys seducing innocent young girls to the joys of lesbian sex. There's just one problem with this - she also likes killing them. Bridget is a vampire and her passion for sex is only matched by her bloodlust. Lucy Wilson is an innocent and sweet young girl in her first year of university. Lucy has never even had a boyfriend, let alone sexual experiences, but Bridget is [...]
 
Book: The One Eyed Sheriff by Vince Onken
Is he real or is he folklore? Either way bad things happen when two teens start digging into the almost forgotten local legend of the One Eyed Sheriff. Ethan and Lauren are in search of the truth, and as far as they can tell the truth lies somewhere in the darkest recesses of Drury Woods. And since the One Eyed Sheriff allegedly shows up only once every twenty years, most of the townsfolk have [...]
 
Book: The Dog With The Bakelite Nose - (Not about dogs) by Ian Hutson
Ten slightly mouldy slices of England's brilliant future failures, each successfully consigned to the pre-apologetic, more successful past. Wonderfully tragic beginnings meet gruesomely happy endings, miserable lives wallow in cheerful second chances. Old-fashioned blokes, being blokes, doing awfully modern bloke things such as inventing stuff and exploring space, but with not a caricature or [...]
 
Book: Cheerio, and thanks for the apocalypse by Ian Hutson
It's not easy being a vegetarian ray of positivity and social sunshine after the apocalypse. For one thing, meat's easier to come by than broccoli. Seven awfully English tales of life just that one step too far into your future. I went there so that you wouldn't have to. Once upon a time you could rely on death and taxes, but now it's only taxes. Old age is rotten, life never ends and croaking [...]
 
Book: Dicing With Diamonds by Gerry Skoyles
Jed Namara quits a top job and sets out on a madcap hunt for hidden diamonds in a group of Polynesian islands untouched by time. No power, roads, cars, telephones, internet, hotels or bars. Just leaky wooden boats, bullock carts and donkeys for transport. This fast-paced hunt with bad guys on his tail allows time to pursue Kami, a local girl, too.
 
Book: A Date with Angel - and other things that weren't supposed to happen by J. Judkins
Kim could tell at a glance Angel wasn't the average attractive yet poorly disguised extraterrestrial scout sent to assess Earth's defenses before the inevitable alien invasion. Angel's memory loss cover story? Lame. Robbing a passing ruffian of his shirt to cover her naked body? NOT a good way to avoid attracting attention! As a science fiction geek, Kim felt herself uniquely qualified to watch [...]
 
Book: Triple Dog Dare by K. S. Brooks and Stephen Hise
When wealthy champion dog breeder Stu Hockersmith presents prize pup Lord Louis to lovely Bianca Jameson, he hopes to win her heart. Things don't always go as planned. Bianca, oblivious to Stu's amorous intentions, takes the adorable pooch back to California where she goes on to become a celebrated author, writing books about little Lo-Lou. Bianca thinks she's living the good life with her Norse [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker by Mark C Sutton
Britain's strangest pervert and stalker is back, weirder, filthier, and sexier than ever before! 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker' sees the return of Jeremy Felliwell, who, once again, has recently been released from a mysterious 'establishment' following his suicide (and inexplicable resurrection) six years earlier. Jeremy is now living a relatively happy existence in a new [...]
 
Book: After the Goode - A Jake Roberts Novel by Cary Allen Stone
Jake and Caitland visit his best friend in Phoenix. Bobby Goode performs at the comedy club. Donald and Betty are on vacation. Donald's employer terminates him after thirty years. Homicide Detectives Williams and Farina investigate a murder. Jake is asked to consult on the case. He has a suspicion who committed the murder, so does Detective Williams.
 
Book: Black Heart Phantasy: Boy Meets Honoi by Joel Williams
This is the story of a homeless boy named Joey Sadowksi, who after trying to save a woman from a robber and got stabbed, is rescued by a beautiful alien woman named Lezura Hembim. She takes him back to her home world, where Joey is recruited to fight in a war amongst seven alien species in the Upsinodron solar system. Joey is tough by Nycarman aliens to wield the mystical, inner power known as [...]
 
Book: A Comedy of Terrors by Graeme Smith
Segorian Anderson's an Idiot. But that's fine with him. It's a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn't magic - he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she's been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for an Idiot. No, he's not the Court Jester. He doesn't wear motley (whatever motley may be). That's a [...]
 
Book: The Boy with the 40 Year Old Brain by Ken Coleman
If you could live your life over from the age of seven with all the knowledge and experience gained over 40 years. If you were given the chance to rectify all your mistakes and experience new romances and sexual conquests. Would you take the opportunity? This is the story of a man who finds himself occupying the body of a child. He falls in love with his unsuspecting mother who is the most [...]
 


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