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Book: The Story of Mr Tomkins by David Blatchford
Mr Tomkins is a magical cat who lives in places that are never so far away that you can't see them from where you are. Wherever he happens to be he always has his friends with him. Some of his friends have super powers; some don't. In this story Harry the Fastest Boy in the World takes on the London cat in a race helped by Tedward, a talking dog. Also there is Lily Viva, Bert the Superhorse and [...]
 
Book: Mark Banana and the Broken Bullwhip by Marcus MacGregor
Mark needs a bullwhip to be a true adventurer! Finally, he buys one of his own, but only to face a heartbreak worse than any jungle pitfall... Tender, hilarious and uplifting, Mark Banana and the Broken Bullwhip is designed to appeal to the heart of any child. The Mark Banana stories can be read in any order, and are perfect for read-aloud story time. Mark Banana and the Broken Bullwhip by Marcus [...]
 
Book: Stop Snoring Grandpa! by Kally Mayer
If you have a Grandpa, you will LOVE this funny, heart-warming story! Beautifully illustrated bedtime story that children, parents, and grandparents will love! A funny, endearing, and sweet story about a family who is becoming sleep deprived because of Grandpa's very loud snoring. Perfect story to celebrate the special relationship between a family and their Grandpa. Find out how the family [...]
 
Book: Mark Banana and the New Red Cape by Marcus MacGregor
Like most boys, Mark wants to be a superhero. But when his mother makes him a cape that looks ridiculous, can he ever wear it in front of the neighborhood boys? Tender, hilarious and uplifting, Mark Banana and the New, Red Cape is designed to appeal to the heart of any boy. The Mark Banana stories can be read in any order, and are perfect for read-aloud story time. Studies show that boys who [...]
 
Book: Mariquita by Angela Stevens
***VOTED SECOND PLACE IN THE 2016 SUMMER INDIE BOOK AWARDS #SIBA HOSTED BY METAMORPHIC PUBLISHING - CHILDREN'S CATEGORY*** George McGregor is the type of eight year old who spends his day wearing a cobbled together super hero costume. Armed with a secret power - a handy-dandy travel-sized pack of tissues - he saves the day and leaves the world tear and runny nose free. When his super hero-ing [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say? by J. Kaylin
In this edition, newly updated in 2013, Author and Illustrator J.Kaylin would like to introduce you to The Murgle-Flurgle-Flickity-Tickity-Tat, The Nutton Glutton, and The Greatest Me! "A Yellow Jellow, What Did You Say?" is a delightful ensemble of children's poetical humor bearing the name of J.Kaylin. This highly read slim paperback quickly emptied off bookstore shelves with its first [...]
 
Book: Blame Bogart by Diane Rose Duffy
Imagine being a dog and living in a family with a mom, dad, three little girls, a grandpa, a bird, and a cat. That's my life! My name is Bogart and this is my story. You'll get to meet my awesome family and see what it's like to live in the Clark household. At first it was just my immediate family and me, but slowly we began to expand into the large family we are today. We didn't always get [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Zam Zoodle Oop Boop Soup! (and Other Children's Rhymes) by J. Kaylin
"Zam Zoodle Oop Boop Soup!" is a book which is very rare. It is a book with which no one can compare to any other good Zam Zoodle Oop Boop Soup book that is so rare. This book is aimed at an audience of children between the ages of 3 and 10. It can be enjoyed by pre-readers as well as beginning and intermediate readers. Above all, people of all ages will enjoy this fun and inspirational book of [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: Only Children Hear Me - Jake is a Friend You Can Talk To by Mary Byrne
Dear Kids: Hi, I'm Jake. Yes, I'm a dog, but I'm definitely not ordinary! I'd like to be your friend and help you whenever you need me. I can give you advice about anything that's bothering you, because I have a special gift: I can talk to children. My special job is to teach kids about all sorts of things and help them stay safe until they're grown. When you read my book, you'll see how I've [...]
 
Book: Children's Book - A Wonderful Day To Smile and To Dare by Bosmat Libovsky
This is a scary-funny bedtime story about how to be a superhero and drive away monsters, with a smile - Monsters are hiding in a little girl bedroom, lurking and waiting in the shadows. One wonderful day, the little girl, decides to face these scary monsters and clean her room. What can a little girl do to win the battle against monsters? Don't worry! She has a secret weapon that scares monsters [...]
 
Book: Dance Little Monster, Dance! by Kally Mayer
Read this book FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited Membership "Dance, Little Monster, Dance! (Suitable for ages 2-6) New revised edition - DOES YOUR CHILD LOVE TO READ BEAUTIFUL PICTURE BOOKS? If your child is of preschool age or a beginning reader and enjoys rhyming stories and poetry, your child will love this cute ballerina story by Kally Mayer! Perfect bedtime story! Increase your [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: Gabriel - I Won't Wear That Dress! by Kamon Therrien
My grandmother did not like that so one day coming from school the garage was gone... Mum never spilled the bean as who threw the toy away but I knew it because my grandmother gave me a doll the same day. When I was older, family members tried to convince me that I needed a boyfriend. And it has been like this mainly all my life. So at the age of 33 years old; I left Canada. I went to start a new [...]
 
Book: Little Monsters Have Feelings Too! by Kally Mayer
Read this book FREE as part of your Prime or Kindle Unlimited membership Teaching kindness to all, even little monsters! Children's Picture Book; "LITTLE MONSTERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!" Do your kids LOVE to read beautiful picture books especially at bedtime? Suitable for ages 2-6 - "Little Monsters Have Feelings Too!" is a sweet children's book especially written for 2-6 year olds. It's perfect for [...]
 
Book: Tyler's Wise Old Tree by Liberty Dendron
Your children will enjoy reading about "Tyler's Wise Old Tree." They will enjoy the exciting often humorous lesions taught to Tyler about everyday life. They will remember the many lessons Mr. Tree teaches Tyler about life. Mr. Tree will tell Tyler how all living things in nature reproduce themselves. He'll tell Tyler about the ecosystem and why all animal may become food for another. Mr. Tree [...]
 
Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
I've always loved jokes, even (maybe especially) the bad ones, the ones that make you laugh and groan simultaneously. I adore the turn of a clever pun, or a play on words, combining surprise elements that tickle the funny bone. When I was a kid, I took dozens of joke books out of the library, and memorized them, bothering my parents and brothers with barrages of kooky wisecracks until they [...]
 
Book: Lionel's Christmas Adventure - Lionel Learns the True Meaning of Christmas (Lionel's Grand Adventure) by Paul R. Hewlett
Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have? Meet Lionel, a loveable bully-magnet who desperately wants a new sled and will do anything to get it.This fun Christmas book follows Lionel from Larrystown to the North Pole. His magical Three-Toed-Potbellied Walbaun foot is back and is as unpredictable as ever. Whether Lionel's sledding, ice skating, or in a life-sized gingerbread village, it [...]
 
Book: The Golden Whisper by A. C. Riggan
Franzipants, the oddball substitute teacher, has no idea that she's stepping into a world of chaos and crime when she goes to work at Pocahontas Primary School of Pickering. The explosive Principal Brum, devious Dan the custodian, and the mafioso Brutticuli brothers head up the conflict that only the sub and her special touch, together with her army of nose picking 3rd graders, can resolve. This [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: Self Esteem For Children - Parenting and Child Development Guide on How to Eliminate Low Self-Esteem in Children by Seho Song
'Self Esteem In Children' - A Proven Steps and Strategies to Boost Your Child's Low Self-Esteem (Parenting and Child Development Guide) Today only, get this Amazon bestseller for just $2.99. Regularly priced at $4.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device. Have you been looking for tips on building your child's self esteem just to solve your child's confidence? Learn how to [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: The Way We Are by Lydia Lin
Many of us have probably experienced some sort of inadequacy about ourselves. Some of the dissatisfaction arises from comparing ourselves to others. We forget that it takes all types to make the world. How a boring it would be if everyone looks the same and acts the same. With this children's ebook, "The Way We Are", I hope to teach the young minds to appreciate what they are endowed with and [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: Ahoy Gum Drop! by M.M. aka Miss Mae
What if -? What if you no longer could find your favorite chocolate in your candy store? What if the store informed you they may never get in a new shipment? Imagine the horror, the chaos, the wailing and gnashing of teeth, not to mention your impending foul-mood. And then imagine this scenario happening on a worldwide scale! What can be the problem? What can be the solution? It's up to the brave [...]
 
Book: Land Of Mountains by Jinx Schwartz
A Strange Island Teeming with Voodoo, Mystery and More A ten-year-old's new home on an exotic Caribbean island proves so fascinating she quickly forgets she didn't want to leave Texas. After all, where better than a jungle world teeming with voodoo, mystery, and a really pesky zombie, to indulge her favorite pastime: snooping. > > > In this humorous mystery, award-winning author Jinx Schwartz [...]
 
Book: There Once Was a River Stone (Mindfulness for a Better World) by Kamon Therrien
A river stone is dislodged from its riverbed packed in a bag and was to finish her journey with millions of other stones on a sidewalk when something happens. Our stone becomes a superhero when she magically grows legs and feet. She groups with other stones who share the same values and together they will create something wonderful... a step toward mindfulness.
 
Book: Electra 225 by Bernard Mendillo
Electra 225 is a funny and heartwarming novel about a man who inherits his father's classic Buick and convinces his troubled family to take a summer trip to the Pacific Ocean for lunch. When his father, dies, Andy Scalabenfro inherits a 1959 Buick Electra 225. A massive Buick with holes on the side! The high point of America's love affair with the road. Andy and his wife Christi are barely doing [...]
 
Book: Loulou's Choice - Loulou realizes that she can choose not to follow others by Kamon Therrien
Loulou's friends told her that horror movies are cool to watch and a great way to prove that you are not a baby anymore. Loulou picks up the remote while her sister Annie is in her bedroom. "If I don't look now, I'll never know and I'll be a baby all my life." She quickly switched over to the horror channel. Did Loulou make the good choice?
 


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