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Book: HAPPY SINGH CANADDA WALE by Alpha Male Writers
HAPPY SINGH FROM CANADA A laugh out loud, out of the world ride of two gentlemen, to redefine humanity, love, science and most of all, happiness. Happy Singh is a thirty something Indian Canadian, living in Canada. He has built his life exactly as he wanted, but something is missing. One day, he wins a lottery of 2 million dollars and decides to change the world for the better and bring justice [...]
 
Book: Last Reunion - An Ageless Comedy by Joe Dacy
In a dystopian 2040, an aging comic joins his surviving high-school classmates at a five-star, lakeside resort. The Austin, Texas, Class of 1970 has been lured by a failing Social Security Administration's offer: give up your remaining benefits to spend a free week in unrivaled luxury -- pampered, protected, and entertained by one of your own. The resort's brochure also includes a final [...]
 
Book: Daddy 3.0 - A Comedy of Errors by Rob Armstrong
2017 Independent Author Network Winner - Best Comedy / Satire Novel What a mess. This was not supposed to happen. This isn't where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad but he just [...]
 
Book: Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series - Part 1 by M T McGuire
Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series: Part 1 Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K'Barth's longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That's when things really begin to get complicated. [...]
 
Book: Love on the Back Burner - A Tasty Romantic Comedy by Barbara Oliverio
Readers' Favorite Award -Winning Love on the Back Burner spins the story of sassy Alexandria D'Agostino. She is youngest in a tight-knit Italian-American family with a successful marketing career and a passion for cooking, yet her romantic life is less than 4-star. For years, she has tried cooking her way into men's hearts by flaunting her old world culinary skills, but now, she's changing the [...]
 
Book: Used Aliens by M. Sid Kelly
Sale Price! Used Aliens is an adventure comedy about fakery, life across the cosmos and good old-fashioned naughty behavior. Galactic politicians are plotting to enslave the Earthlings. But when a flying saucer crashes into Jimmy's fishing hole, he offers to protect the stranded aliens if they'll catch a few big fish for his TV fishing show. And when the alien rescue party arrives, Earth's fate [...]
 
Book: Neurotically Yours - A Novel by Bonnie Trachtenberg
Smart, attractive, and ambitious, thirty-seven-year-old Dara Harrison is, nonetheless, still single--and on sabbatical from dating. Ironically Los Angeles' most renowned relationship advice columnist, Dara has become a Southland sensation with her "tell-it-like-it-is" approach to the mating game. Parlaying her success into a new business, Dara launches a revolutionary dating service geared for [...]
 
Book: Bloodwrath - 'Thursday; dress casual' by Chris Lane
UK NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING COMEDY NOVEL "Actually had me crying with laughter at certain points, well written and the plot just keeps unravelling. A fantastic read all round, Highly recommend!!!!" "This is truly the best book I have read in ages. It is not for children but has a great ( and sinister) story line. The black homour had me rolling with laughter in places. Read the book in a day; it [...]
 
Book: Wedlocked - A Novel by Bonnie Trachtenberg
On what should be the happiest day of her life, Rebecca Ross is panic stricken. Rebecca has just wed Craig Jacobs, but she realizes she put more thought into choosing her florist than she did in choosing the man she's just pledged to love for the rest of her life. Before Craig, Rebecca, a talented Long Island girl, dreamed of following in her grandmother's footsteps with an acting career. [...]
 
Book: You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian! - The Stand Up Comedy Survival Guide (Professional Stand Up Comedy) (Volume 1) by Jerry Mabbott
If you've heard, "You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian", your entire life, this book is for you! Jerry Mabbott, a 25 year comedy veteran teaches you everything you need to know to have success in stand-up comedy. In this book, you'll learn how to write unique material that will make strangers laugh, how to handle hecklers, how to get stage time, how to hone your skills, even how to handle stage [...]
 
Book: Sinkholes - Part Two - love always finds a way by B.L. Wilson
Sinkholes, love always finds a way Part Two continues where Part One left off. Isabella and Alexis try to keep their distance from each other as agreed, but circumstances continue to push them together. Although Isabella still feels betrayed and confused by Alexis' actions from thirty years ago, she finds herself experiencing odd moments of softening toward her ex-lover. After an injury that [...]
 
Book: Other Worlds by Vince Onken
When kids get their hands on an alien spacecraft all is fun and games, that is, until they find out their new toy is being sought after by two rival groups from other worlds. Summer vacation is about to start and Jack and Jennifer can hardly wait. Living in a tiny mountain community, one night they are hanging out at their favorite mountaintop meadow and, while star gazing, a massive triangular [...]
 
Book: Anu-Bis by T.O. Bolseen
When the six-mile long Isisian Crystal Galaxy ship, Anu-Bis, enters the Sol System with the express purpose of initiating first contact with Earth, a chain of events unravels, forever changing Earth and David Bolseen. It all begins with David resigning his position with the U.S. delegation to the United Nations, and his subsequent vacation to California where he meets Tulip Rose, a beautiful [...]
 
Book: The Alecto Initiative (Loralynn Kennakris) by Owen R. O'Neill & Jordan Leah Hunter
Life was never easy out in the Methuselah Cluster, the most remote region humanity ever settled, but when her father abandoned her, 11-year-old Loralynn Kennakris began to learn just how ugly it could get. Within a year, she was sold a brutal slaver captain who took from her the last thing she owned: her name. Most girls in Kris's position last a year or two. Kris survived for eight before she [...]
 
Book: Texas Voodoo by TB Riggs
Texas Voodoo was a great little story to write, because as we all know they do not practice Voodoo in Texas, right? Well, I was sitting in my living room, one day, staring into space, when I busted out laughing at a funny thought, I had, which had to do with Voodoo and Marie Laveau, the famous Voodoo queen from New Orleans in Louisiana, and it so happened that the Texas Association Of Authors was [...]
 
Book: Looking For Trouble - K'Barthan Series - Part 4 by M T McGuire
Looking for Trouble, K'Barthan Series: Part 4 (and final) The Pan of Hamgee doesn't believe in miracles but if he's going to save K'Barth it looks as if he might need one. He's not quite as alone as he thought. The punters from The Parrot and Screwdriver are right behind him and he has rescued three of his friends from the Grongolian Security Forces, who are now of course, three of the nation's [...]
 
Book: Song in the Wrong Key by Simon Lipson
Michael Kenton is a middle-aged man living in middle-class comfort with wife Lisa and daughters Millie and Katia. Drifting complacently towards retirement, Mike's world is turned upside-down when he is thrown unexpectedly onto the career scrapheap. While Lisa's career sky-rockets, Mike slobs around in his track suit playing guitar, rekindling his teenage love affair with pop music. Knowing Lisa [...]
 
Book: Escape From Area 51 - Case #3 (The X + Y Files) by Wayne A.D. Kerr
A trip to the top secret military testing base, commonly known as Area 51, was a dream come true for UFO obsessed Xander Bookman - until a strange voice invaded his thoughts. Could the voice really be coming from a joke telling alien, named I-pod, who desperately needs help to escape from the most secure site on the planet? Of the many who tried, only one man had ever successfully breached the [...]
 
Book: An English Custom by James Henry
Major Rupert Stonely came home after a dubious career selling surplus army equipment. Unfortunately, the army didn't know that. He had also expected to inherit his late mother's estate; she, it seemed, had other ideas. Rupert was about to be usurped by a glorified-waiter and he, quite literally, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. Timothy Montague however, did - he just didn't know how [...]
 
Book: Zombie/Apocalypse 2012 - A Political Horror Story by Ian McClellan
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story is a zombie tale with a political background story- not from a left or right minded perspective, but from that of an average American who feels left behind by the system. It is the tale of a regular guy- an unemployed factory worker- in the first days of the end of the world, a time in which the ways of doing things have become muddled between pre [...]
 
Book: Bloodlust by Ian Kidd
Bloodlust: Bridget enjoys seducing innocent young girls to the joys of lesbian sex. There's just one problem with this - she also likes killing them. Bridget is a vampire and her passion for sex is only matched by her bloodlust. Lucy Wilson is an innocent and sweet young girl in her first year of university. Lucy has never even had a boyfriend, let alone sexual experiences, but Bridget is [...]
 
Book: Triple Dog Dare by K. S. Brooks and Stephen Hise
When wealthy champion dog breeder Stu Hockersmith presents prize pup Lord Louis to lovely Bianca Jameson, he hopes to win her heart. Things don't always go as planned. Bianca, oblivious to Stu's amorous intentions, takes the adorable pooch back to California where she goes on to become a celebrated author, writing books about little Lo-Lou. Bianca thinks she's living the good life with her Norse [...]
 
Book: A Date with Angel - and other things that weren't supposed to happen by J. Judkins
Kim could tell at a glance Angel wasn't the average attractive yet poorly disguised extraterrestrial scout sent to assess Earth's defenses before the inevitable alien invasion. Angel's memory loss cover story? Lame. Robbing a passing ruffian of his shirt to cover her naked body? NOT a good way to avoid attracting attention! As a science fiction geek, Kim felt herself uniquely qualified to watch [...]
 
Book: Dicing With Diamonds by Gerry Skoyles
Jed Namara quits a top job and sets out on a madcap hunt for hidden diamonds in a group of Polynesian islands untouched by time. No power, roads, cars, telephones, internet, hotels or bars. Just leaky wooden boats, bullock carts and donkeys for transport. This fast-paced hunt with bad guys on his tail allows time to pursue Kami, a local girl, too.
 
Book: Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker by Mark C Sutton
Britain's strangest pervert and stalker is back, weirder, filthier, and sexier than ever before! 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker' sees the return of Jeremy Felliwell, who, once again, has recently been released from a mysterious 'establishment' following his suicide (and inexplicable resurrection) six years earlier. Jeremy is now living a relatively happy existence in a new [...]
 
Book: After the Goode - A Jake Roberts Novel by Cary Allen Stone
Detective Jake Roberts went outside the law to capture serial killer Jared Hamilton. His superiors in Atlanta Homicide gave Jake a choice--retire, or face criminal prosecution. He decided to retire and move to LA with his Hollywood agent girlfriend Caitland. He writes best-selling crime novels. Caitland and Jake go to Phoenix to visit his childhood friend. Fred and Andrea take them to the opening [...]
 
Book: Black Heart Phantasy: Boy Meets Honoi by Joel Williams
This is the story of a homeless boy named Joey Sadowksi, who after trying to save a woman from a robber and got stabbed, is rescued by a beautiful alien woman named Lezura Hembim. She takes him back to her home world, where Joey is recruited to fight in a war amongst seven alien species in the Upsinodron solar system. Joey is tough by Nycarman aliens to wield the mystical, inner power known as [...]
 
Book: The Boy with the 40 Year Old Brain by Ken Coleman
If you could live your life over from the age of seven with all the knowledge and experience gained over 40 years. If you were given the chance to rectify all your mistakes and experience new romances and sexual conquests. Would you take the opportunity? This is the story of a man who finds himself occupying the body of a child. He falls in love with his unsuspecting mother who is the most [...]
 
Book: Jumble Tales - A collection of short stories by Steve Morris
Psychological sharpshooters, fickle football fans and prodigious people who choose to use and misuse their incredible talents invite you into this collection of their jumbled-up worlds. During dark days at work when people reflect both on what could have been and on what could still be, things are never quite what they seem, and never turn out as expected. Crafted to be short and snappy enough [...]
 
Book: A Comedy of Terrors by Graeme Smith
Segorian Anderson's an Idiot. But that's fine with him. It's a well paying job with no heavy lifting. Nobody ever remembers Segorian. It isn't magic - he just has the sort of face his own mother could forget, and she's been trying to for years. But being forgettable is a job requirement for an Idiot. No, he's not the Court Jester. He doesn't wear motley (whatever motley may be). That's a [...]
 
Book: Time Warped Travelers by Robert Westfall
A tale of love, time travel and sweet revenge. Elizabeth Howard and Thomas Evans are two young time travelers willingly staying in the year 1922, in the fictious town of Blainesville, Ohio. There they indulge in the legal, and illegal, additions of the day while doing good deeds for Beth's parents and other less fortunate people.
 
Book: The Sundial Salesman by Chassis Albuquerque
A funny, gritty biographical account of mistaken identity, adultery and blackmail. Meet morally vague Ealing Broadway, 42 and bankrupt. The consequence of highly dysfunctional parents who insist he's adopted, Broadway's spent most of his money on booze, drugs and Eastern European prostitutes. Why? Well, for one thing, Eastern European prostitutes are a lot better educated than the local [...]
 
Book: Joseph Sin - Book One of Nemesis by Glen Thickett
Joseph Sin must save the galaxy from an evil, future tyrant whose reign of terror will hold the galaxy in thrall for a hundred thousand years. He's not ready for this - he has a hangover - but needs to get involved to save his friend Susan Skull, though she has made it very clear they will never be more than just friends. Taken from the 21st century Joseph finds himself on another world, host to [...]
 
Book: One Man - No Plan, K'Barthan Series - Part 3 by M T McGuire
One Man: No Plan, K'Barthan Series: Part 3 The Pan of Hamgee needs answers, although he's not even sure he knows the questions. He has a chance to go straight but it's been so long that he's almost forgotten how. Despite a death warrant over his head he is released, given a state-sponsored business, and a year's amnesty for all misdemeanours while he adjusts. On the down side, Ruth has left him [...]
 
Book: The Masked Heart (Pride Meets Prejudice #2) by Karla Darcy
Karla Darcy, award winning author and #1 Amazon Regency Bestseller, Brings you the first book in her Sweet Deception Series. "This is Regency romance at its best." Debbie Macomber, #1 NYT bestselling author - "Karla Darcy weaves one fabulous Regency Romance after another. Wise, witty and wonderful. Move over Jane for another Darcy you will love!" Mary Alice Monroe, NY Times author of Beach House [...]
 
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