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Book: The Day The World Sneezed - March 12, 2020 by Eddie Jones
March 12, 2020, I closed my laptop and walked across the Neuse River bridge to enjoy my evening walk on the greenway. Midway across the bridge the title for a story came to mind: The Day The World Sneezed. That Thursday, Raleigh and Wake County had begun to discuss imposing restrictions on business. There was talk schools might close the following week. When I got home from my walk I made a fake [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love - A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
Best-selling romance author Stu Summers expects fawning praise and flirtatious smiles from his female fans, but when his editor at New York's Little Brown Pelican informs Stu that his latest manuscript is a poor imitation of a Nicholas Sparks novel, Stu's carefully crafted career begins to unravel. Stu has one week to deliver a complete rewrite of Lap Dog Love that meets his editor's demanding [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: 90 Things That Irritate The S**t Out Of Me...Or At Least Make Me Frown by G. Eric Francis
"I will say the language for me was a little too much but once I got past all of that I will say it's easy reading." "The sad thing is that the humor was diminished by the vulgar language." "Laugh out loud funny and downright poignant at others times, this is a good piece of work." Sigh. The above are samples of reviews from my 4th book, "90 Things That Irritate The Sh** Out Of Me...Or At Least [...]
 
Book: Wanna-Be's by Mark Connelly
With his new girlfriend - a soccer mom with a taste for bondage - urging him to "go condo," failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm's token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the [...]
 
Book: Not Much of a Crime by Steven W. Johnson
"If the brothels are closed, how do you plan to replace the six and a half million dollars in tax revenue they generate each year?" Who knew a simple question posed at a town council meeting could result in so much havoc? It caused retired state Senator Henry Springfield to lose out on a lucrative land deal and the millions it would have earned him. But that's just the beginning. After asking [...]
 
Book: Winning Political Campaigns - A Comprehensive Guide to Electoral Success by William S. Bike
Winning Political Campaigns: A Comprehensive Guide to Electoral Success, by William S. Bike is a comprehensive handbook for planning, organizing, and executing a successful campaign for elective office. Written in an easy-to-use format, the book is designed for both novice campaigners and experienced workers. Winning Political Campaigns covers everything from advertising to building alliances, [...]
 
Book: Hollywood or Bust - Movie Stars Dish on Following their Dreams, Making it Big, and Surviving in Tinseltown by Susan Marg
Here is a unique perspective of what it is like to live and work where stars are born and movies are. In over five hundred quips, quotes, and off-the-cuff remarks, actors, directors, writers, and others involved in the business talk about themselves, their lives, their fame, their careers, each other, and the town itself. Their observations, on one hand, are caustic, critical, and cynical, but [...]
 
Book: Neurotically Yours - A Novel by Bonnie Trachtenberg
Smart, attractive, and ambitious, thirty-seven-year-old Dara Harrison is, nonetheless, still single and on sabbatical from dating. Ironically Los Angeles' most renowned relationship advice columnist, Dara has become a Southland sensation with her "tell-it-like-it-is" approach to the mating game. Parlaying her success into a new business, Dara launches a revolutionary dating service geared for the [...]
 
Book: Searching for Abraham - A Roadmap to Political Change by Geoffrey Robinson
Regardless of your party affiliation, if there was a simple legal system for radically changing the toxic environment in Washington: Would you use it? With the ease of tapping an app on your smart phone you'd become involved? Tapping that app will result in a radical change in the direction of the ship of state. That radical change provides people both the time and opportunity to search for their [...]
 
Book: State Sponsored Terror by David Carter
In a small Hampshire town teenager Adam Goodchild witnesses his mother's brutal murder, shot dead by security police in the back garden of their cute cottage, an event that will one day return to haunt the government itself. Adam goes on the run and discovers he isn't alone, for there's a whole underclass of malcontents out there with similar stories to tell. "State Sponsored Terror" charts the [...]
 
Book: Second Daughter by Tess Thompson
JW Kelley's life has spiraled out of control After a devastating incident while he was a Secret Service agent protecting the Vice President's family, JW's dreams and his spirit were shattered, and he returns to his hometown, a changed and damaged man. When Katie Curtis was five years old, her father died of a gunshot wound. The police ruled his death a suicide, but Katie knew that was wrong. On [...]
 
Book: What Were They THINKING? - Inside the Minds of Trump’s Voters (Liberty and Justice Book 2) by Evelyn Roberts Brooks
2nd Edition 2018. Much humor about Donald Trump is caustic and nasty. You won't find that here. If you like Erma Bombeck's light style of humor, you'll enjoy the chuckles, as well as a look into the power of laughter to provide relief from anxiety and fear. Imagine you could use the Vulcan Mind Meld to access the minds of 60-odd million Trump voters to find out what they were thinking on Election [...]
 
Book: Rock Music in American Culture - The Sounds of Revolution, 2d ed. by Robert G. Pielke
In the years following World War II, something vital and original was born in the restive cauldron of American culture. At that moment the voice of this vital and original something came fully into its own. It was insistent, loud and bawdy, and it finally had a name. It was Rock and Roll, and it was about to challenge society's values about race, sex, love, work, patriotism, fashion, commercials [...]
 
Book: Zombie/Apocalypse 2012 - A Political Horror Story by Ian McClellan
Zombie/Apocalypse 2012: A Political Horror Story is a zombie tale with a political background story- not from a left or right minded perspective, but from that of an average American who feels left behind by the system. It is the tale of a regular guy- an unemployed factory worker- in the first days of the end of the world, a time in which the ways of doing things have become muddled between pre [...]
 
Book: The American Crusade - A Political Thriller by Mark Spivak
A power-hungry vice president, a bad batch of shady intelligence, and a sinister plot to destroy Western civilization. Just another day in America. On May 1, 2001, a group of radical Islamic terrorists crash a Boeing 737 jet airliner into the Mall of America and Vice President Robert Hornsby knows his moment is coming. The attack kills three thousand American citizens and throws an entire nation [...]
 
Book: Flidderbugs by Jonathan Gould
As Kriffle the Flidderbug investigates why his fellow 'bugs find it impossible to agree on the pressing issue of how many points there are on the leaves of the tree on which they live, he finds that the truth is more complicated, and ultimately more terrifying, than he ever could have imagined. Flidderbugs is a political satire, a modern fable, or maybe just a funny little story about a bunch of [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: The Trumpassic Period - Year One by David Belisle
Do you wish you could close your eyes and the Trump presidency would just go away? ... Behold the next best thing. It's another time, another place. Welcome to the Trumpassic Period. They're all here. The Tyrumposaurus, the Crookadillary and the rest of the not quite ready for prime time dinos. Read along as they traipse through the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir, where politics meets paleontology in [...]
 
Book: Forbidden by R.D. Power
*** Kyle Summers never imagined that inventing the world's first viable quantum computer would lead to bankruptcy, betrayal and a desperate flight for his very life. Accused of terrorism against his country, he is pursued by federal agents and hunted by assassins bent on revenge for the bloody havoc enabled by his computer. His only hope is the FBI agent sent to bring him to justice. Will her [...]
 
Book: I Was Justin's Nanny by David Belisle
The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It's the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme ... and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there's simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that's all on the Hill. Justin's wife Josie is busy [...]
 
Book: The Miami Syndicate by Rafael di Giorgio
Men are intelligence incarnate! No need to discuss this fact or disagree with it. But what women are is still uncertain. It has, however, been established that they came from a parallel world of an intrinsic universe. Irrevocably so. (Perhaps we'll find out together what they were and what they are - this book is pretty long!) A hot summer's day. The sun shines so mercilessly, a clever fast food [...]
 
Book: Trading Dreams by J L Morin
Finally! A humorous novel that tosses corruption onto the horns of the Wall Street bull. TRADING DREAMS slams the forces that hijacked the economy in a tale that is funny, thrilling and spiritual. Author J.L. Morin unveils the ironies of established Wall Street greed to the baseline of a grassroots Occupy movement. This redemption story depicts the pitfalls of a new-hire at a bank. When her [...]
 
Book: Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello - What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He's running on a platform of honesty and transparency and against the advice of his friends and advisers he's decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. [...]
 
Book: Bill of Human Wrongs by C. Michaels
Claire Winslow has nightmares nearly every night, reliving the event when her sister killed a man, and then shot herself. The man had been a prominent CEO of an electronics company, a powerhouse citizen in their small town, her sister's rapist. Twenty years later, Claire Winslow, now a US Republican Senator from the state of Washington is an advocate for women's rights. Her national platform [...]
 
Book: What Kind Of Society Are We Leaving Our Kids by Chris Vaca
What are we doing to our children? What kind of world are we leaving them? Everything is done because of political correctness these days, it does not matter what is right for our kids, as long as it is politically correct. Well I throw political correctness out the window in this book and I say what needs to be said. You might agree, you might not agree, it doesn't matter, I am pissed off and [...]
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: Crossing Bedlam by Charles E. Yallowitz
The United States of America has been crippled. Violently contained by a global military force and left without its leaders, the country has become shattered and chaotic. A decade has passed since the first strike and a new landscape has emerged where survival is more important than anything else. Who will uncover the truth behind the attack and revive this once great nation? It certainly won't [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy by J.T. Lundy
An unstable president declares a Fake National Emergency to build a border wall. Only an unlikely hero can save the American people from unbridled totalitarianism. 2014 Thurber Prize for American Humor Semi-Finalist 2014 Reader's Favorite Silver Award Winner, Humor 2013 IndieFab Bronze Award Winner, Thriller & Suspense 2013 BOTYA - Foreword Book of the Year Finalist, Action & Adventure Combining [...]
 
Book: The President is Missing - A Matt Blake Novel (Matt Blake Series Book 3) by Russell F. Moran
The President is Missing - A Political Thriller - You think you can draw conclusions from the facts, right? You think you can watch the news and understand what's going on, right? What if you're wrong? In The President is Missing, you are instantly drawn into a massive and terrifying conspiracy that threatens the United States itself. "What the hell just happened?" I asked Barbara Hightower, my [...]
 
Book: The Herring Barrel by Nicholas Sumner
Christmas of 1969. At a Ministry of Defence establishment a military aviation project is threatened by cancellation. A tempting proposal for relocation is made to the lead scientist engineer by a US airframe constructor interested in the project teams' successful research. War in Vietnam at a disadvantage, encouragement into the exodus of professional skills from the UK is under consideration. [...]
 


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