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Book: Dennis Bisskit and the Man from Paris with the Very Large Head by Stephen Ainley
1969 - Man is about to set foot upon the moon. Meanwhile, momentous events are also taking place in the West Midlands. Weddings, funerals, hereditary hair loss, M. J. K. Smith's cricket bat, a missing masterpiece; dastardly deeds are taking place, above and below the streets of Birmingham. The police are baffled. This looks like a job for Dudley's finest, Bisskit and Blackshaw - private [...]
 
Book: When Pigs Fly by Bob Sanchez
Retired cop Mack Durgin used to bust perpetrators in Massachusetts, but now he's widowed and living in Arizona. When a FedEx driver drops off an urn filled with his friend's ashes at his front door, Mack reluctantly knows he must fulfill George Ashe's final wish: to have his remains spread over the Grand Canyon. But Mack has no clue what lies hidden within the urn besides his friend's ashes. On [...]
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Revenge Of The CEO by Peter Ralph
What would you do if you were framed and sentenced to twenty years in an Asian prison? Would it make any difference if the heinous crimes that you'd gotten away with carried far longer sentences? Would knowing that your actions led directly to the suicide of your financial controller prick your conscience? Blind hate kept Douglas Aspine alive in Changi Prison. He had no conscience or compassion [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny...Enormously entertaining..." (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: What could go wrong? (Chasing Crazy) by Linda McGourty
This is a book full of short humorous anecdotes about the everyday life of a woman who always finds something to laugh at. Life never goes how you intended it to be and some how we learn to roll with, and laugh at the punches. If you've ever loved a dog or tried to cram yourself in a pair of Spanx this collection is for you. If you're a middle aged woman, I think you may relate to the hot flushes [...]
 
Book: The Sound of Sirens by David Carter
The ancient city of Chester, Friday night and the weekend starts here. High summer, skimpy fashions, girls in short skirts and tight jeans, boys looking for fun. A sultry night, and the town's relaxed. It's 11pm and the pubs are beginning to close. The band has just finished playing; packing their instruments away, but the night is young. A young man enters the still crowded pub. Walks up to the [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 
Book: Weekend in Weighton by Terry Murphy
First-time private investigator Eddie Greene is having a bad weekend. It's about to get worse ... When he finds the slab-cold body of his first client, he knows something's up - he only spoke to her fifteen minutes earlier. Free-wheeling, swash-buckling, trash-talking Eddie is not just out of place in a humdrum northern town. He's out of his depth on his first case, out of funds from a now [...]
 
Book: Merry Hell by Dennis Timothy
It was Angie Timmons turn to host Christmas dinner for her adult family and friends. The story's characters bring their own assortment of quirks to the holiday table. Each person determined to make the best of things, until a freak blizzard forces them to remain together. A fast-paced read filled with humor, drama, and adult themes. A story that begs the question, could any average family survive [...]
 
Book: The Funny Adventures of Little Nani (Volume 1) by Cinta García de la Rosa
Little Nani is a little girl who likes helping people. However, when she helps people the results can be a bit unexpected. Why is that? Little Nani is a witch! Or at least she wants to be a witch. With her magic wand, she will try to cast different spells to help her friends, but she won't be successful all the time. Follow Little Nani in her funny adventures and meet her extraordinary friends. [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Only the Lonely - ‘blind dates end in bleeding hearts’ (Ted Darling crime series Book 6) by L M Krier
'blind dates end in bleeding hearts' Ted Darling is back and his boss has news for him. He'll be taking on more responsibility over an expanded area, with a bigger team. Before he even has chance to take stock, he's facing his first body in what could be the most cynical murder he's ever encountered. The corpse count rises with a separate case developing, where a savage killer appears to be [...]
 
Book: Kitchen Addiction! by Lizz Lund
Meet Mina Kitchen, a forty-something single who likes to cook - and cook and cook. In fact, her zest for whipping up trays of canapes is dwarfed only by her weird luck and mountain-lion size tabby cat, Vinnie. That, and her godmom's tendency for blackmailing new members into joining St. Bart's. Okay, maybe Mina's Swiffer-addicted neighbor, Vito, is a bit weird, too. As if all that wasn't enough, [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Christmas Bizarre - Mina Kitchen Mystery #2 (Mina Kitchen novels) by Lizz Lund
READERS' FAVORITE 5-STAR REVIEW ! What do Santa's Sidekick, a dead lawyer and a geriatric vampire have in common? Meet Mina Kitchen--a forty-something single who finds trouble quicker than she can whip up a batch of breakfast breads. Plural. Her catering disorder runs neck-and-neck with her weird luck, and her cat's weirder tendency toward gnawing elf gear. Okay, and getting kidnapped a couple of [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love, A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
Stu is no Nick Sparks - not even close. But we have to start somewhere. Stu did his best. Summers' Love will make you laugh, but keep a tissue close by. ~ Eva Marie Everson, Best-selling & Award-winning Author (DISCLAIMER: Eva Marie Everson received zero, nada, bupkis for her endorsement.) Fun and clever, with a new twist every few pages that I didn't see coming. ~ Christy award-winning author, [...]
 
Book: The Divorced Not Dead Workshop by CeCe Osgood
Recently divorced and utterly dismayed with the dating scene, Dorsey Bing muses about a way to "desuckify" men, which leads her to consider creating a dating workshop during a cruise to Cabo. Too bad Dorsey's an idea person with zero follow-through. That all changes when her BBF, the uber-organized Pilar, decides to set up the workshop and puts herself in charge. But do things ever really work [...]
 
Book: The Murder Diaries - Seven Times Over by David Carter
There have been three suspicious deaths in the ancient city of Chester, but are they accidents, suicide, or murder? Inspector Walter Darriteau lives in the city, and he's soon on the case. "The Murder Diaries - Seven Times Over" is the first novel in a series of seven standalone books. If you enjoy English crime stories, detailed characters, compelling prose with occasional hints of humour, this [...]
 
Book: Rose and Her Amazing Nose by Andrew W. Fairchild
Rose and Her Amazing Nose is a children's picture book that was inspired by my personal life as a child. When I was growing up, I was always teased because I had larger than life ears. I really didn't mind people teasing me because I learned to realize that I had an advantage that people with normal size ears did not have and that was I could always hear everything. The mice in the walls, the [...]
 
Book: Bundle 1 - Twice the Fun - Kitchen Addiction! + Christmas Bizarre - Mina Kitchen Mysteries 1 & 2 by Lizz Lund
TWO funny Mina Kitchen mysteries for the price of ONE? BOGO! 2 COZY COMEDY 5-STAR MYSTERIES! KITCHEN ADDICTION: Amazon "Vine Voice" 5-star review ** CHRISTMAS BIZARRE: "Reader's Favorite" 5-star review! If you're looking for funny novels for women, packed with humor, chatty animals (in the guise of pets) -- and recipes -- look no further. Lund's cozy mystery series - Books 1 & 2 - are hilarious [...]
 
Book: Weewee (eFables) by Kamon Diane Therrien
Weewee is a cute little dog who behaves the way he sees others behaving. A funny story that will make children giggle and that open them a door to wisdom, towards thinking before doing. Beautifully illustrated, the book is ideal for electronic readers and mobile devices. Weewee is the third in the popular series eFables, bound to be Children's Best Books 2013!
 
Book: The Day My Mommy QUIT! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
Read it FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited Membership! (On Sale for Limited Time!) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR MOMMY QUIT ON YOU? Beautifully Illustrated Picture book that will have both parents and children laughing out loud! Find out what happens when Mom gets fed up and decides to stop doing all the chores. How will the family cope when they are so used to Mom doing so much for them? [...]
 
Book: When I'm Old and Grey - when a killer strikes close to home (Ted Darling crime series Book 4) (Di Ted Darling) by L M Krier
When a killer strikes close to home ... DI Ted Darling doesn't like coincidences. There are too many for comfort surrounding his latest case. They're spilling over into his private life too, when toxic family secrets are uncovered. A serial killer appears to be targeting vulnerable elderly people in care homes and despatching them in the most cynical way. Ted and his team are struggling to get a [...]
 
Book: My Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
A funny rhyming picture book for beginner readers (Suitable for ages 2-8) Your child will LOVE this hilarious and sweet story of a little girl who is trying to convince us that her Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! She describes the challenges that her Grandpa has, that will produce lots of giggles from children and parents alike! She also talks about all the special times she and her Grandpa share. If your [...]
 
Book: Catching Claire (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Catching Claire, Story 2 in Love & Other Calamities. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend's bachelorette party, she never imagines she'll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it but now it's happened. Big problem: Claire's memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her [...]
 
Book: Remorseless - A British Crime Thriller (Doc Powers & D.I. Carver Investigate #1) by Will Patching
A killer paroled. A tormented profiler. A blood-soaked quest for revenge. Doc Powers is one case away from a complete breakdown. Grief-stricken over the death of his wife, his reliance on booze and drugs fills his life with startling hallucinations. As he battles his demons, his efforts to stay coherent fail to keep a cunning psychopath behind bars... With a bloody trail of death spreading, Doc [...]
 
Book: Baby's Got Blue Eyes - compelling début crime thriller (Ted Darling crime series Book 2) (Di Ted Darling) by L M Krier
A compelling debut crime thriller with a very different sort of detective. Someone is dumping bodies on DI Ted Darling's patch and he's not happy. Ted's a good solid copper, in an old-fashioned way, with an excellent clear-up rate. He's not at all like your average cop and has his own unique way of dealing with any prejudice his differences bring him. No heavy drinking, no failed marriage, just a [...]
 
Book: Serena McKay Crime Novels Complete, Books 1-2 by Chariss K. Walker
Award-winning author, Chariss K. Walker, has combined both books in the Serena McKay Crime Novels, Purple Kitty and Blue Cadillac, into one download for your reading convenience. Serena McKay, a detective turned private eye, lives in a dark world some sixty years into our future. Even though she has been abused, humiliated, tormented, and degraded, first as a child, then when training to be a [...]
 
Book: Two Little Boys - a topical, dark and disturbing crime thriller - Ted Darling crime series by L M Krier
Topical, dark and disturbing crime thriller featuring a decidedly different type of detective. In his darkest and most complex case to date, DI Ted Darling has to confront demons from his own past when investigating the brutal murder of a young boy. As more deaths follow, he realises he's up against powerful people who believe themselves to be above the law, and starts to feel out of his depth. [...]
 
Book: You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian! - The Stand Up Comedy Survival Guide (Professional Stand Up Comedy) (Volume 1) by Jerry Mabbott
If you've heard, "You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian", your entire life, this book is for you! Jerry Mabbott, a 25 year comedy veteran teaches you everything you need to know to have success in stand-up comedy. In this book, you'll learn how to write unique material that will make strangers laugh, how to handle hecklers, how to get stage time, how to hone your skills, even how to handle stage [...]
 
Book: Preacher Man - 'their blood shall be upon them' (Ted Darling crime series Book 9) by L M Krier
A teenager is found naked and wandering in a lane near Stockport. He can't answer any questions about the serious injuries he's sustained, only repeatedly recite a biblical passage. DCI Ted Darling's team take the case and discover he's been missing for six months - and he's not the only young person to have suffered the same fate. Ted's tied up in an important court case where the father of the [...]
 


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