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Book: Bygone Buffoonery - The Real Fake History by Jeff Charlebois
Did you know that mankind was nearly doomed when treasonous animals - on Noah's Ark attempted a mutiny? Or that the entire Roman Empire - nearly unraveled when a crackpot Caesar swooned for--and married--his - horse? Were you aware that a flamboyant cowboy subdued bloodthirsty - gunslingers with a two-step? What about the vaudevillian hack juggler who - received his first standing ovation in a [...]
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Goodbye Dinosaur - Why Dinosaurs are Extinct by Kristi Nielsen
A fun story about Eons-ago when the world was flat and dinosaurs roamed the world. The domestic animals had arrived on earth but the only dinosaur left was an aggressive carnivore who threatened their existence. His attempt to eat each of the domestic animals is met with failure as the domestic animals go to great length to escape his huge jaws. The domestic animals survive by taking [...]
 
Book: Catching Claire (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Catching Claire, Story 2 in Love & Other Calamities. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend's bachelorette party, she never imagines she'll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it but now it's happened. Big problem: Claire's memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her [...]
 
Book: Bedtime Stories For Kids! Funny Monsters Go Camping by Alice Cussler
Entertaining and Educational Adventure Stories for Children of All Ages with 30 COLORFULL ILLUSTRATIONS Your Children Will Love! Alice Cussler is pleased to present her new book for children - "Bedtime Stories For Kids! Funny Monsters Go Camping" that is part of the series "Funny Monster Bedtime Stories Collection for Children Ages 4-8" What could four funny monsters possibly get into while [...]
 
Book: TALES OF THREE STORIES - BETTER BE FUNNY by Eugene Williams
Three of my favorite stories all in one place. Enjoy the award winning short story The Lunatic of Trenton, the never-ending tales from an old man in lunatic asylum who in his mind was responsible for the Russian Revolution, and starting World War One, all in the name of changing the world for the better. From there we join Samuel Clemens reading a newspaper article to a young boy sharing a log [...]
 
Book: Ghoul School by Mary Vigliante Szydlowski
P.S. 19 is out of control! Students at the elementary school are running wild! They're loud, rude, and refuse to follow the rules. Floors are flooded. The cafeteria ceiling is covered with food. And things are starting to explode! They'd rather prank their teachers than pay attention and learn. The teachers and staff are at their wit's end. What can they do? They've heard about a new company that [...]
 
Book: I Made These Up (short stories for the fireside) by Jan Hurst-Nicholson
Short stories for the fireside (or wherever you have your e-reader). A diverse variety of humour, historical, murder, ghost, sentimental, adventure, and even a bit naughty - there is sure to be something to entertain you. There are even two BONUS read-aloud stories for children. These stories have been published previously in magazines or newspapers. Some are adapted from chapters in But Can You [...]
 
Book: The Earth is a Floating Sphere - A Care-Free Collection of Poems and Stories by Casey Sean Harmon
Discover the book that made it to the Amazon.com Best Seller's list in FOUR different categories within hours of its release! This is a collection of some of my most bizarre and unusual writings. In these writings I have tried to capture every feeling imaginable, from the joy felt on Thanksgiving Day to the fear experienced on the battle field. You will enter the mysterious city of Ekerbraun, [...]
 
Book: The Phone - And Other Short Stories by Gary Paul Bryant
"Gary Paul Bryant will wheel your gurney down the paranormal corridors of Life Everlasting, whether you're willing or not. A must-read short story collection for vivisectionist aficionados, fantasy enthusiasts and all the rest of us hanging on to dear life." - Jack Archibald - Enjoy this must read collection of paranormal short stories that will have you feverishly turning each page with nervous [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Soul by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Soul, Volume One is the next series following the very popular five book, Horse Tales for the Soul series of books. Like Horse Tales, Dog Tales for the Soul, Volume One is filled with true, heart warming stories from dog lovers in the USA, Canada and Europe. These stories are sure to touch your heart and warm your soul.
 
Book: ZAK and ZARA and the INVISIBILITY BALL by S C Hamill
A light-hearted friendship story about a homeless, bullied and orphaned elf called, Zak and his growing friendship with his pink, purple and pretty fairy friend, Zara. The story begins when Zak shows Zara the Invisibility ball that Jakob the red wizard gave him for all his hard work as a special treat for his birthday. Zak and Zara decide to be rather daring and break with the long-standing Elf, [...]
 
Book: Dog Stories - The Adventures of Jimmy and Floppy - A Super Kid and His Super Dog by Jeen van der Meer
The Adventures of Jimmy and Floppy: A Super Kid and His Super Dog Jimmy on the way home from school discovers a mysterious box under a tree. He has a surprise when he opens the box to find a cute puppy inside. What is he going to do? Will his parents let him keep this lovely puppy? Should he hide the puppy from his family? Find out how the two become best friends, and read about all their [...]
 
Book: I Have Mine...Show Me Yours - A Memoir by Grant M. Handgis
This satirical memoir is based upon real life experiences as they occurred, with all the attendant embarrassments connected therein. Although the story may be real, not all of the characters may be so.. I have taken the liberty of embellishing upon the theme at certain times to accommodate the story, for satirical reasons, yet sadly enough much of the story is all too real. The characters in this [...]
 
Book: Rose and Her Amazing Nose by Andrew W. Fairchild
Rose and Her Amazing Nose is a children's picture book that was inspired by my personal life as a child. When I was growing up, I was always teased because I had larger than life ears. I really didn't mind people teasing me because I learned to realize that I had an advantage that people with normal size ears did not have and that was I could always hear everything. The mice in the walls, the [...]
 
Book: Bedtime Stories About Funny Monsters - Short Stories Picture Book - Monsters for Kids by Alice Cussler
Entertaining and educational bedtime stories for kids with 25 COLORFULL ILLUSTRATIONS your children will love! Alice Cussler is pleased to present her new book for children - "Bedtime Stories About Funny Monsters" that is part of the series "Funny Monster Bedtime Stories Collection for Children Ages 4-8". Amusing and instructive monster stories are enhanced by 25 full color illustrations! All [...]
 
Book: Romance - P. S. You're In Love - Romantic Shorts and Other Things by Audrey Tolhouse
Flash Fiction Collection This is a beautiful, short and easy read. It's a collection of 14 short stories and snippets into stranger's lives. Catch a glimpse their emotions and feelings. Contemporary romance stories that'll make you feel emotion you've might have only once known. Although each one is short, you'll be guaranteed to feel. The Vow: A broken woman finds her resolve. Last Chance: A man [...]
 
Book: Tales about Tails by a.a. gallagher
This book is Part 1 of a two part series. Included in this collection "Tales about Tails" are 27 short stories about animals that are in the main funny and family friendly. There is el Panchito the South American Embassy dog, a diplomatic Boxer, who used to take his mistresses' underwear and drop it off at the Canberra Prime Minister's Lodge. Charlie the ridgeback dog - aka the "Lion Hunter" - [...]
 
Book: My Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
A funny rhyming picture book for beginner readers (Suitable for ages 2-8) Your child will LOVE this hilarious and sweet story of a little girl who is trying to convince us that her Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! She describes the challenges that her Grandpa has, that will produce lots of giggles from children and parents alike! She also talks about all the special times she and her Grandpa share. If your [...]
 
Book: Amelia Frump & Her Peanut Butter Loving Overactive Imagination
Amelia Frump has a problem: an overactive imagination that sometimes gets her into trouble. One night, as the winds howl through the treetops, Amelia sees a spooky, bony finger tapping on the glass outside her bedroom window. Can her wild imagination save her in time, or will she be the final ingredient in a Grubby Sock Casserole?
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Moms are Nuts
Emmy winners, magazine editors, comedians, TV personalities, bestselling authors and social media superstars team up to bring you a laugh-out-loud book not about being a mom, but about having a mom, grandmom or mom-figure. And while it's not OK for someone else to make yo-momma jokes about your momma, it is perfectly healthy - even downright hilarious - to find the humor in your own upbringing. [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do by Ronald E. Hudkins
This book will take you back in time or even recently when you did something so stupid or out of character you and everyone around you could not do anything but laugh. When you think about the family tree you always remember the ones that make you laugh. You know; those days sitting around at the reunion listening to family stories, pranks, jokes and friendly banner? We all have that relative [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: The Acorn Stories (Acorn, Texas Book 1) by Duane Simolke
Visit Acorn, Texas, for the German festival, a high school football game, homemade apple pie from the Turner Street Cafe, and the cool shade of a hundred-year-old oak tree. Meet dedicated teachers, shrewd business owners, closeted gays, and concerned neighbors. See how lives become intertwined in moments of humor or tragedy. Just be careful, because in Acorn, the sky is always falling. From [...]
 
Book: The Inside Scoop on God by Deborah Ann Erdmann
Have you had your daily dose of humor? You're standing in the check-out line at a grocery store, scanning the tabloid newspapers for the latest gossip on Hollywood, when suddenly a headline jumps out at you, "The Inside Scoop on God!" Think about it. He's written the best-selling book of all time, and He's more famous than any movie star. What could someone say about God that you don't already [...]
 
Book: The Irishman&Other Stories by Stephen Hazlett
Stories of people and family, of the lives, loves and tragedies of these Irish and Scots in America, and of their sons and grandchildren. "The Irishman," a man with a youthful secret left behind in the auld sod of Ireland, the secret discovered by his son who chases the truth of it back to the old country. "My Father's Son," a boy who finds himself growing into the man who was his difficult [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny...Enormously entertaining..." (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) by Rodney Lacroix
FINALIST - 2013 Next Generation Indie Book Awards (Humor/Humour) FINALIST - 2013 National Indie Excellence Book Awards (Humor/Humour) Think you've got it bad? You ain't seen nothing yet. Murphy's Law, meet Rodney's Law. If it can go wrong, it has already happened to Rodney Lacroix in the worst, most comedic way humanly possible. And you'll find all of those stories right here, in full-color [...]
 
Book: We're Not Write - Two Sibs Misusing Technology by Cass Alexander and C.C. Edwards
"It was the best of texts, it was the worst of texts ..." From accidentally propositioning a friend's mom for a ball massage to finding a booger in a cup of coffee, We're Not Write offers a variety of hilarious anecdotes between siblings, Cass and C.C. Bear witness to their digital correspondence, insults, and major life faux pas in this laugh-out-loud collection.
 
Book: The Adventures Of Cefa The Cat: Cefa Meets His First Friend (volume 2)
"Cefa Meets His First Friend" is the second in the series about "The Adventures of Cefa the Cat". In this book, "Cefa Meets His First Friend", Drugu takes Cefa into the front yard. He puts him on his shoulders and they go outside. Cefa likes the front yard. He can sit and watch all the people walk by the house. He really likes it when the people stop and give him a pat. Suddenly Cefa sees a flash [...]
 


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