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Book: Love, Sex and Other Near Death Experiences by Michael Brown
Michael Brown's humorous and titillating new novel pits an amorous workaholic couple against some very unexpected challenges. Lisa and Bill, young lovers and roommates, have planned to forego marriage and children to pursue high-end careers. Suddenly, without warning, they lose their jobs! Unemployed and more in debt than the federal government they are forced to embark on a life-altering, [...]
 
Book: Clothed and Confused - Comedic Moments in Caregiving and Caregiver Bloopers by Angela H. Holmes
Caregiving has made me a little crazy. My friends and family call me a closet comedian.Sometimes I really think that I am on a low-budget reality show titled Clothed and Confused. Seeing the comedy in even the worst of situations helps me cope. I love my mom, but at times I accidentally say things aloud that get me in trouble. Some days, I feel like yelling, "I'm a caregiver, get me out of here!" [...]
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Goodbye Dinosaur - Why Dinosaurs are Extinct by Kristi Nielsen
A fun story about Eons-ago when the world was flat and dinosaurs roamed the world. The domestic animals had arrived on earth but the only dinosaur left was an aggressive carnivore who threatened their existence. His attempt to eat each of the domestic animals is met with failure as the domestic animals go to great length to escape his huge jaws. The domestic animals survive by taking [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: Hungary For Adventure (1 Book 2) by L.T.W.
Divorced, and finding life rather dull, Tiffany decides to make a move. One that will take her to Hungary with a man she has only recently met on an internet dating site. The rest of the family think she's lost the plot. Who leaves their cosy life in a leafy Dorset village to venture out over the border on into unknown territory? Eva certainly wouldn't, and neither would the rest of the family. [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny...Enormously entertaining..." (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: What could go wrong? (Chasing Crazy) by Linda McGourty
This is a book full of short humorous anecdotes about the everyday life of a woman who always finds something to laugh at. Life never goes how you intended it to be and some how we learn to roll with, and laugh at the punches. If you've ever loved a dog or tried to cram yourself in a pair of Spanx this collection is for you. If you're a middle aged woman, I think you may relate to the hot flushes [...]
 
Book: Two Goats and Linda by John Black
Two Goats and Linda is simply a comical novelette, about a goat who was inspired by a billboard of a mountain, talking his two siblings into traveling from Florida to the state of Washington to climb a mountain. Along the way they encounter some difficulties. The receive help for some children along the way, and a few adults on their last leg of luck. The encounter and inspire a high school [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 
Book: Merry Hell by Dennis Timothy
It was Angie Timmons turn to host Christmas dinner for her adult family and friends. The story's characters bring their own assortment of quirks to the holiday table. Each person determined to make the best of things, until a freak blizzard forces them to remain together. A fast-paced read filled with humor, drama, and adult themes. A story that begs the question, could any average family survive [...]
 
Book: Desdinova by Shayla Kwiatkowski
All roads lead to Louisiana... Dana Ricks never knew her mother, but her father was legend in the trucking world. She spends her life following down his tales driving her own rig down those same dark roads. Until her world is rendered by nationwide terrorism and she rises to the challenge, just as her father would have done. "If your daddy was alive, maybe you'd have figured out what kind of man [...]
 
Book: The Dennis Bisskit Adventures by Stephen Ainley
THE HILARIOUS STORY OF A YOUNG BOY'S GROWING UP YEARSMeet Dennis Bisskit, short; ginger-haired; kind-hearted; game for anything. Born in 1945 on the day the war ended; it should have been a good omen. Instead it's been one disaster after another. Luckily fate normally steps in to save the day.Gasp at the great holiday camp knobbly-knees scandal of 1955!Be amazed as Dennis attempts to win back the [...]
 
Book: Hike up Devil's Mountain by Penny Estelle
International Best Seller in Free Books - Amazon Canada ranks: Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #707 Free in Kindle Store #25 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Action & Adventure - #38 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy Amazon Us Rank: Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #352 Free in Kindle Store #16 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > [...]
 
Book: The Funny Adventures of Little Nani (Volume 1) by Cinta García de la Rosa
Little Nani is a little girl who likes helping people. However, when she helps people the results can be a bit unexpected. Why is that? Little Nani is a witch! Or at least she wants to be a witch. With her magic wand, she will try to cast different spells to help her friends, but she won't be successful all the time. Follow Little Nani in her funny adventures and meet her extraordinary friends. [...]
 
Book: Dennis Bisskit and the Man from Paris with the Very Large Head by Stephen Ainley
1969 - Man is about to set foot upon the moon. Meanwhile, momentous events are also taking place in the West Midlands. Weddings, funerals, hereditary hair loss, M. J. K. Smith's cricket bat, a missing masterpiece; dastardly deeds are taking place, above and below the streets of Birmingham. The police are baffled. This looks like a job for Dudley's finest, Bisskit and Blackshaw - private [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Follow the Stone (an Emmett Love Western) by John Locke
International best-selling author John Locke (Saving Rachel, Wish List, Now & Then, Lethal People, Lethal Experiment) tackles a new genre, with hilarious results. Follow the Stone (An Irreverent Western Adventure) is a good-hearted, rollicking story about a former gunslinger and his crablike scout, who journey West with a mail order bride, a witch, and a wagon full of prostitutes!
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Sparks! Big City Adventure (Sparks! Amazing Adventure Series Book 1) by Alexander G. Michaels
Read it Free as part of your Kindle Unlimited membership This beautifully illustrated and fun book is about Sparks, an English Cocker Spaniel, who gets lost in New York City right before the biggest dog show of his life! Travel with Sparks on his amazing adventure through Central Park, Times Square and the streets of the city. What new friends will he meet? Who will help him find his way back to [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love, A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
Best-selling romance author Stu Summers expects fawning praise and flirtatious smiles from his female fans, but when his editor at New York's Little Brown Pelican informs Stu that his latest manuscript is a poor imitation of a Nicholas Sparks novel, Stu's carefully crafted career begins to unravel. Stu has one week to deliver a complete rewrite of Lap Dog Love that meets his editor's demanding [...]
 
Book: The Divorced Not Dead Workshop by CeCe Osgood
Recently divorced and utterly dismayed with the dating scene, Dorsey Bing muses about a way to "desuckify" men, which leads her to consider creating a dating workshop during a cruise to Cabo. Too bad Dorsey's an idea person with zero follow-through. That all changes when her BBF, the uber-organized Pilar, decides to set up the workshop and puts herself in charge. But do things ever really work [...]
 
Book: I Think I Murdered Miss by Bill Bob Buttons
'My name is Simon Spittle and I think - no, I know, I murdered Miss Belcher. I don t carry a gun. Or a knife. Or even a toothpick, but yesterday, in French, I wished for her to be run over by a bus and, later that very day, she was. A big, red double-decker with yellow wheels and a picture of a clown on the bonnet. A Billy Smart's Circus bus.' Simon is very different to Isabella. He's all elbowy [...]
 
Book: Kiwi in Cat City by Vickie Johnstone
Book 1 in the Kiwi Series about a magical cat. Have you ever wished your cat could talk or wondered where he/she goes when you are not around? Kiwi is a black cat with a big secret - she is magical and comes from a city of catizens. One night when the moon is shaped like a cat's claw, Amy and James follow their pet cat to see where she goes. With a flick of her tail, Kiwi turns the kids into [...]
 
Book: Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress by G.G. Silverman
"I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society. I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns." --Clarissa Hargrove in VEGAN TEENAGE ZOMBIE HUNTRESS * * * Clarissa Hargrove thinks prom sucks. She's been protesting [...]
 
Book: Rose and Her Amazing Nose by Andrew W. Fairchild
Rose and Her Amazing Nose is a children's picture book that was inspired by my personal life as a child. When I was growing up, I was always teased because I had larger than life ears. I really didn't mind people teasing me because I learned to realize that I had an advantage that people with normal size ears did not have and that was I could always hear everything. The mice in the walls, the [...]
 
Book: Weewee (eFables) by Kamon Diane Therrien
Weewee is a cute little dog who behaves the way he sees others behaving. A funny story that will make children giggle and that open them a door to wisdom, towards thinking before doing. Beautifully illustrated, the book is ideal for electronic readers and mobile devices. Weewee is the third in the popular series eFables, bound to be Children's Best Books 2013!
 
Book: Rock, Paper, Dog by Scott Dunbarr
If you like the idea of a conversing dog, a corpse that leaves the mortuary and a few gangsters thrown in then you'll like this adventure following the Stone of Destiny. Angus Maclean inherits an old castle and a secret hidden within his grandfather's papers. Soon he finds himself on a humorous jaunt in his quest to find the ancient Stone of Destiny, on which all Scottish Kings - and since 1603 [...]
 
Book: The Shell of a Person by Lance Pototschnik
National Finalist for The Journey Award in narrative non-fiction Never have disgusting, miserable living conditions been so funny. When someone finally finds a way to send back a report from hell, I hope it will be Lance Pototschnik. Except this guy is going to heaven, for the way he writes. - The Kindle Book Review Memorable passages that will yank at your heart, and even more that will make you [...]
 
Book: I Made These Up (short stories for the fireside) by Jan Hurst-Nicholson
Short stories for the fireside (or wherever you have your e-reader). A diverse variety of humour, historical, murder, ghost, sentimental, adventure, and even a bit naughty - there is sure to be something to entertain you. There are even two BONUS read-aloud stories for children. These stories have been published previously in magazines or newspapers. Some are adapted from chapters in But Can You [...]
 
Book: The Day My Mommy QUIT! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
Read it FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited Membership! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR MOMMY QUIT ON YOU? Beautifully Illustrated Picture book that will have both parents and children laughing out loud! Find out what happens when Mom gets fed up and decides to stop doing all the chores. How will the family cope when they are so used to Mom doing so much for them? What happens next is [...]
 
Book: My Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
A funny rhyming picture book for beginner readers (Suitable for ages 2-8) Your child will LOVE this hilarious and sweet story of a little girl who is trying to convince us that her Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! She describes the challenges that her Grandpa has, that will produce lots of giggles from children and parents alike! She also talks about all the special times she and her Grandpa share. If your [...]
 
Book: Catching Claire (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Catching Claire, Story 2 in Love & Other Calamities. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend's bachelorette party, she never imagines she'll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it but now it's happened. Big problem: Claire's memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her [...]
 


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