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Book: If Cows Were Blue by Kristi Nielsen
If Cows Were Blue is a fanciful story, where creativity takes life. Children are fascinated by the idea that cows could be blue instead of black and white. They are even more intrigued by the idea of them flying. After all, didn't the cow jump over the moon. If Cows Were Blue gives new opportunities to airborne cows. It is an adventurous story that ignites a child's imagination.Are the answers to [...]
 
Book: Animal Fun. Spit, Spray and Smell! Humorous Rhyming Story with Pictures. by Pippa Wilson
Come on a fun filled adventure to discover how spit and smells from animals can warn people and other animals and insects to back off. Featuring humorous rhyming verse, facts, and pictures on Alpacas, Spitting Cobras, Skunks and more, this kids book on animals can be enjoyed by young readers or the whole family! Inspired by a trip to the Blue Mountains in Australia where there were Alpacas in [...]
 
Book: Amateur Night by Marla Martenson
If you are looking for a short story with lots of laughs, Amateur Night is for you. In the relationship tango called "Compromise," Marla has bent over backwards a few times too many. Though her Latin husband is a passionate lover, his anger has a fiery side as well. He had promised a special Valentine's Day, but on the morning of the celebration, Marla's resentment spews. The vivid memory of a [...]
 
Book: The Little Green Man In The Red Apple Tree by Bruce A. Borders
This Children's book is a collection of more than thirty short, and humorous poems with pictures, written over the course of several years by the author, beginning at age seven with "Gravity." From tall tales to a unique perspective on actual events, these poems are sure to bring a smile. Inspired by both the author's own childhood and later from listening to his children talk as they were [...]
 
Book: Senior Things I Said, Say, Did and Do by Ronald E. Hudkins
This book will take you back in time or even recently when you did something so stupid or out of character you and everyone around you could not do anything but laugh. When you think about the family tree you always remember the ones that make you laugh. You know; those days sitting around at the reunion listening to family stories, pranks, jokes and friendly banner? We all have that relative [...]
 
Book: The Canine Liberation Movement - Because Love is a Four-Legged Word (The WOOF Books Book 1) by Katie Bryan
Love dogs? Meet Max! A laugh out loud, heartwarming dog rescue story that will make your day a whole lot happier. Sophie and Max: Becoming a dog mom. When Sophie Zinelli answers her phone in the middle of the night, she never expects to be asked to rescue a mistreated dog. She's a busy career woman and knows absolutely nothing about owning a dog, let alone a bossy, sly, and smart-alecky German [...]
 
Book: The Inside Scoop on God by Deborah Ann Erdmann
Have you had your daily dose of humor? You're standing in the check-out line at a grocery store, scanning the tabloid newspapers for the latest gossip on Hollywood, when suddenly a headline jumps out at you, "The Inside Scoop on God!" Think about it. He's written the best-selling book of all time, and He's more famous than any movie star. What could someone say about God that you don't already [...]
 
Book: Meatballs, Mayhem, and Max - And a Crazy Little Thing Called Love (The WOOF Books Book 2) by Katie Bryan
Recipe: Mix one huge Italian family with a bossy German shepherd who wants to run their business and you'll get a recipe for chaos, love, and heartwarming laughter. What will Sophie Zinelli's family do when they find out she's bringing home a dog and giving him a job in their family's restaurant? Max's vet insists Max needs a job. But what kind of a job can a huge, wily, neurotic dog like Max get [...]
 
Book: Educating Daphne by K. T. Roberts
Isabella Carrington really screwed up this time! It took her three years to build her reputation as a political columnist and only minutes to watch it nosedive, all because of a dumb mistake. Okay, so she got a little sloppy when she convinced her peer to let her write the Valentine's Day column so she could dedicate it to her boyfriend. Too bad she didn't pay more attention to the photograph she [...]
 
eBook: The Famous Union by Michael Meyer
Adult humorous fiction - Famous Union College is a slow moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not. Two hapless heroes. An exhibitionist secretary. Bumbling administrators. A paranoid football coach. Conniving coeds. A sex obsessed football player. Who knows what will happen next... "The characters are all interesting and well developed - and many would be great study cases for a psych [...]
 
Book: Whore Town by Mathew Horton and John EF Horton
Bawdy ballads, lewd limericks and ribald rhyming stories from the perplexing personas of John and Mathew Horton. In amongst the purple poetry lie sensitive stanzas and observant verse creating a truly wonderful collection. From the tropical splendour of Palolem Beach, Goa to the sordid underbelly of a twisted society. Whore Town is humorous and poignant, witty and dark. A fabulous read.
 
Book: The Irishman&Other Stories by Stephen Hazlett
Stories of people and family, of the lives, loves and tragedies of these Irish and Scots in America, and of their sons and grandchildren. "The Irishman," a man with a youthful secret left behind in the auld sod of Ireland, the secret discovered by his son who chases the truth of it back to the old country. "My Father's Son," a boy who finds himself growing into the man who was his difficult [...]
 
Book: Clint the Lint Keeper (eFables volume 2) by Kamon (Diane) Therrien
Misadventures, bad luck or just having a bad day, are normal events, part of everybody's life. As Clint goes on a journey, things start to happen. His first reaction is to shut down and keep bad memories alive in his heart to avoid further trouble. When this does not work, Clint learns from his cousin that a heart has to be cleaned often to keep a happy and open mind. A wonderfully illustrated [...]
 
Book: Friday in France - A humorous memoir about leaving it all behind. by Judy Block
Friday in France, is a laugh-out-loud, 5-STAR, true, fish out of water story about a successful, New York TV Production Executive that leaves the rat-race and insanity of her life behind to go live on a calm and quiet, French Island in the Atlantic with her surfer-boyfriend. If you ever dream of leaving your life behind, this is the book for you. This charming account of turning one's life [...]
 
Book: A Brilliant Ride by Lisa J. Mitchell
Sometimes a girl needs more than a designer handbag and a Pinot Grigio. Sometimes she needs a little Divine Intervention... Penelope's "pinch me" lifestyle is proving a lot more stressful than she anticipated. Suddenly murder is the new game in hoity toity Chatsdale, and Penelope and her upper crust clique fear for their lives. With two murders, betrayal, dark secrets and a philandering husband, [...]
 
Book: Thirty Scary Tales - Creepy Horror Stories by Rayne Hall
Thirty creepy stories by Rayne Hall. This is subtle horror, atmospheric and unsettling rather than violent and gory. Some stories explore the paranormal, others probe into the dark corners of the human psyche. The frights may creep up on you and linger for a long time. This book is a compilation of volumes 1-5 of the Six Scary Tales books. It includes the acclaimed stories Burning and The Bridge [...]
 
Book: Playtoon and Colonel Lex by Kamon Therrien
Getting rid of the Queen, produce a new generation of microchips implanted ants; this is what Colonel Lex has in mind. Playtoon, a funny and honest worker ant, finds himself drawn into the Colonel's plot. Playtoon has to snatch a Queen's hair for the Colonel Lex DNA experiment. A humorous intrigue, Playtoon and Colonel Lex is volume 3 of KIDS and APPS series. The text and pictures are designed [...]
 
Book: Spooky Stories by Kathryn Hollingworth
All of the short stories in this book have a supernatural or criminal element. One features a warning message, written in the condensation on a window by an unseen hand. There's a ghostly young woman rising from a river, a premonition, a spectre in a quarry, a haunted pub and much more besides; so read if you dare! Extract from the book: Trisha hated driving on the Barton road, even in the day [...]
 
Book: Making Over Caro (Second Time Around Series Book 4) by D. A. Featherling
Caroline Arnold is happy with her life until her past comes calling! When the husband of a deceased friend shows up and declares his intent to wed her, it will take the combined efforts of Caro and friend Jamie Mitchell to derail his matrimonial plans. Jamie declares Caro's entire life needs a complete makeover and proceeds to influence all of Caro's present -- up to and including her hereafter. [...]
 
Book: Four Uncles and a Wedding by Emma Carlyle
TARA First Impressions Award finalist - Polly Faith Harmony is the ultimate ecumenical love child. Born to former hippies turned millionaire entrepreneurs, she's one part Jewish, one part Catholic, one part Episcopalian, and one part Unitarian hence her name. Could have been worse. Her Flower Power parents might have named her Polly Esther. Aside from her joke of a name, her great-uncles, one [...]
 
Book: Rose and Her Amazing Nose by Andrew W. Fairchild
Rose and Her Amazing Nose is a children's picture book that was inspired by my personal life as a child. When I was growing up, I was always teased because I had larger than life ears. I really didn't mind people teasing me because I learned to realize that I had an advantage that people with normal size ears did not have and that was I could always hear everything. The mice in the walls, the [...]
 
Book: Ghost Stories by Cynthia Fridsma
Ms. Fridsma's Ghost Stories, is a collection of short stories about, well you guessed it, the supernatural. Even though it's a collection of short stories, they are compelling enough to turn page after page before sleeping. I just couldn't wait to read the next story, though I woke at every sound in the house! It's hard to say which story I liked the most. I think it'd be The Old Mansion, it's [...]
 
Book: 13 British Horror Stories by Rayne Hall
Thirteen creepy, atmospheric stories by Rayne Hall, all set in Britain. The horror in these stories is spooky, creepy, unsettling and sometimes disturbing. It is not very violent or gory; however, the stories may not be suitable for young readers without parental guidance. This collection includes: Take me to St Roch's - Seagulls - Never Leave Me - Double Rainbows - Scruples - Through the Tunnel [...]
 
Book: Mothers, Sons, Beloveds, and Other Strangers - A collection of short stories by Janie Dempsey Watts
Fifteen short stories by novelist Janie Dempsey Watts including "Erice," William Faulkner-William Wisdom finalist. Set in the South, California, and Europe, these stories feature characters facing inner and outer journeys that often do not go as expected. Why did Sadie's mother run away? And when will she return? Must a teenage girl learn the truth about her daddy the hard way? Why must a bride's [...]
 
Book: Handcuffed by Charles Carpenter
A compelling true story about a young man who ventured on the wrong path despite a mother's best efforts to keep him on the straight-and-narrow path. This honest collection of memoirs written by Charles Carpenter while in the confines of California's notoriously violent state prison (New Folsom) depicts Mr. Carpenter's early years and details what led to his membership with the faction of Crips [...]
 
Book: Five Lamps and Other Stories by Michele McGrath
Thirteen short stories to tickle your fancy Short stories are easy to read and you never lose the plot! Contents Five Lamps In Wartime Liverpool, Frances is returning home for her wedding, but all public transport has been stopped after an air raid. She battles through the darkened streets, hoping to find her fiance, Jamie, waiting for her at Five Lamps, a local landmark in Waterloo. Will she [...]
 
Book: Kidnapping Emma Stone - A Humorous Sexy Thriller (Where's Emma Stone Book 1) by S. C. Harris
It just appears to be a typical romance but then...Brad wants his wife back, home on the furniture where she belongs! She was once his virgin bride fresh out of high school, a family purchase of sorts. He didn't really love her, she looked great on his arm, but was empty everywhere else. Brad, he loved his lifestyle, and that would go away if Emma truly left him. There was no refund. Brad saw the [...]
 
Book: 20 Sexy Stories - Book Three - Romantic, Erotic Stories for Women by Rory Richards
Book Three of this series has 20 additional romantic, erotic stories that guarantee your satisfaction including: At the Beach, After the Costume Party, Springtime Lovers, In Our Pajamas, Swimming Pool Surprise, Two at Once, Hiking Together, Night Nurse, In the Backyard Hammock, Seduction Massage, and ten more steamy stories ! Comments from readers of Book Three: Your writings just get better and [...]
 
Book: 20 Sexy Stories - Book Two - Romantic, Erotic Stories For Women by Rory Richards
The second book of this series brings you another 20 romantic, erotic stories that will stimulate your imagination including: Adventure in the Woods, At the Library, Early Morning, The Horsewoman, At the Club, In the Guest Room, Lucky Accident, Lunch Hour, Quickie, In Your Sleep, You Like To Be On Top, and ten more sizzling stories ! What readers have said about Book Two: "I read two of your [...]
 
Book: These Islands Here - Short Stories of the South Pacific by Bronwyn Elsmore
Literary-fiction inspired by life in the South Pacific. These 32 tales reflect life, events and conditions in the islands and nations of the South Seas-Polynesia, particularly Aotearoa-New Zealand - aka Land of the Long White Cloud, Down Under, Kiwiland. Together they present the varied facets of living in this region of the globe - pleasure, pain, calamity, comedy, fun, misfortune, loss, triumph [...]
 
Book: Phoenix - A Testimony of Faith by Alice Rovney
The faith book that is inspiring readers around the world! Do you want to read a true story that touches your heart, inspires you and builds up your faith? Then Phoenix: A Testimony of Faith is the book for you!!! After a car accident that almost killed her family, Alice turned to the one thing that she hoped would save them and create a future: her faith. What she discovered then changed [...]
 
Book: Holiday Magic - Three warm Christmas love stories by Kris Pearson
Three romantic novellas, different as chalk and cheese (or holly and hibiscus). Enjoy Brigitte and Steve's intense and unexpected attraction, and the old sheep-dog who saves the day and paves the way for a marriage proposal in KIWI SUMMER CHRISTMAS. Share the desperation and joy as Jeff rescues Evie and they start a triumphant new life together in a borrowed house with an abandoned cat in SANTA [...]
 
Book: Sniffer - The little dog who loves to sniff - Sniffer Children's Books age 3-7 by Pippa Pennington
Run Sniffer! Run! Sniffer's in trouble again A smelly sock, blue cheese, and a rubbish bin are just a few of the smells Sniffer finds when he goes for a walk. Pippa Pennington's naughty, but lovable pup, finds himself in trouble when Growler, the big dog from next door, shows up and wants the smelly blue cheese. Three books in one. Sniffer Rhyming Book 1, and Starting to Read with Sniffer Book 1 [...]
 
Book: Good Night story - Christmas Adventure of Piglet Ben by Linda Fox
Hey everyone, Piglet Ben and his friends decided to celebrate Christmas together at the home of their friend, bunny Woody . Woody lived in the forest, so the friends gathered together on the farm and then headed for Woody's house. This short trip of friends was full of danger, because of a wolf named Rudolph , who lived in the same forest. A hungry Rudolph decided to trick Ben and his friends, [...]
 
Book: Hell's Garden - Mad, Bad and Ghostly Gardeners
Sample Story: GUNDA'S GNOMES By Rayne Hall Daffodils nodded their golden heads, tulips stood in waxy splendour, and early hyacinths spread their heady scent across the allotment garden. Savouring the rare sunshine and silence, Gunda polished her gnomes with a soft cloth until each red cap shone. She knew the name of every one, from the conventional store-bought ones who carried watering cans and [...]
 


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