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Book: If Cows Were Blue by Kristi Nielsen
If Cows Were Blue is a fanciful story, where creativity takes life. Children are fascinated by the idea that cows could be blue instead of black and white. They are even more intrigued by the idea of them flying. After all, didn't the cow jump over the moon. If Cows Were Blue gives new opportunities to airborne cows. It is an adventurous story that ignites a child's imagination.Are the answers to [...]
 
Book: Goodbye Dinosaur - Why Dinosaurs are Extinct by Kristi Nielsen
A fun story about Eons-ago when the world was flat and dinosaurs roamed the world. The domestic animals had arrived on earth but the only dinosaur left was an aggressive carnivore who threatened their existence. His attempt to eat each of the domestic animals is met with failure as the domestic animals go to great length to escape his huge jaws. The domestic animals survive by taking [...]
 
Book: L'orignal et l'oie (French Edition) by Kristi Nielsen
L'orignal et l'oie: French Edition of The Moose and the Goose The engaging storyline features three ionic animals the moose, the Canada goose, and the beaver. Inspires respect for nature and the environment. L'orignal et l'oie shows the value of cooperation and celebrates diversity.The story contains educational content. The fun fact pages at the back of the book provide additional content for [...]
 
Book: The Busy Artist by Kristi Nielsen
The Busy Artist The Busy Artist is an ideal first book for young children. Even before a toddler is ready to listen to a book, the illustrations are fun and engage toddlers and pre-school children alike. It has very few words per page, making it easy for young children to listen to adults reading it. This also makes it an easy book for an early reader. Older children will learn the days of the [...]
 
Book: Time Out for Patches by Kristi Nielsen
Patches, grew from a baby to a curious and hungry goat. He explores the neighborhood and has to be rescued by the Fire Department and then by Animal Control. He serves his time out but seems to never learn. Despite the trouble he causes, he is much loved by the young girl who owns him. When she receives a time out for throwing her soccer ball in the house and breaking a vase, she wants to serve [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love - A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
Best-selling romance author Stu Summers expects fawning praise and flirtatious smiles from his female fans, but when his editor at New York's Little Brown Pelican informs Stu that his latest manuscript is a poor imitation of a Nicholas Sparks novel, Stu's carefully crafted career begins to unravel. Stu has one week to deliver a complete rewrite of Lap Dog Love that meets his editor's demanding [...]
 
Book: The Illustrated Book of Funny Old Sayings - Everyday phrases and their origins by Sally Mooney
Have you ever wondered why we say, "It's raining cats and dogs" and other funny old sayings like, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"? Often we know what they mean, but do we know where they originated? Well in this book, you are about to find out! For example, when we want to wish someone a good nights sleep, people often say, "Night night, sleep tight." Who would have thought that this dates [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Amelia Frump & Her Peanut Butter Loving Overactive Imagination
Amelia Frump has a problem: an overactive imagination that sometimes gets her into trouble. One night, as the winds howl through the treetops, Amelia sees a spooky, bony finger tapping on the glass outside her bedroom window. Can her wild imagination save her in time, or will she be the final ingredient in a Grubby Sock Casserole?
 
Book: Stop Snoring Grandpa! by Kally Mayer
If you have a Grandpa, you will LOVE this funny, heart-warming story! Beautifully illustrated bedtime story that children, parents, and grandparents will love! A funny, endearing, and sweet story about a family who is becoming sleep deprived because of Grandpa's very loud snoring. Perfect story to celebrate the special relationship between a family and their Grandpa. Find out how the family [...]
 
Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
I've always loved jokes, even (maybe especially) the bad ones, the ones that make you laugh and groan simultaneously. I adore the turn of a clever pun, or a play on words, combining surprise elements that tickle the funny bone. When I was a kid, I took dozens of joke books out of the library, and memorized them, bothering my parents and brothers with barrages of kooky wisecracks until they [...]
 
Book: 10 World Wonders (Kids Books For Young Explorers Book 1) by Gene Lipen
Arthur is all packed and ready for another fun adventure. Join him on this special journey, as he discovers amazing and mysterious World Wonders! Come along on this incredible trip with Arthur, as he explores the 10 magical World Wonders that have this planet buzzing in excitement. Learn what makes each Wonder special and have a great time in the process, as you travel from one part of the world [...]
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Dorje the Yak by Caryn Hartman
Dorje the Yak is a tale of triumph over adversity. It is the tale of Dorje's struggle, and the struggle of Tibet, to assert an identity in a quickly changing world. Join Dorje on a journey that ends where it begins: in his heart. Written in both English and Tibetan, it is a powerful visual story of Tibet and its culture for children.
 
Book: How to Make Your Books Appeal to Readers - How to write non fiction books that make readers talk about your books by Sesan Oguntade
Now Readers Can Fall in Love With Your Books! Are you getting tired and disappointed? That book has failed to get good reviews and sell very well on the various sales platforms. Do you sometimes wonder how best-selling, non-fiction authors have written books that have drawn lots of goodwill, positive word of mouth and lots of cash? You should stop your search, 'How to Make Your Books Appeal to [...]
 
Book: Caverns and Creatures - Volume I (Books 1 - 4) by Robert Bevan
Swords - Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns & Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic Game Master who taunts and harasses them while he sits [...]
 
Book: Chubby Art Cartoon Colouring Book for Grown-ups (Chubby Art Cartoon Colouring Books Volume 1) by Alison Galvan
Re-discover your creativity! Designed for adults, this quirky colouring book with 44 cartoons on single sided medium weight non-perforated pages to eliminate the concerns of bleed through, takes you back to the days of crayons and coloured pencils. Rainbows and unicorns are replaced with decidedly more grown-up themes, and a dash of wicked humour. Let's face it, the belief that art is only for [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: USA Destinations That Spark Our Fascinations (Kids Books For Young Explorers Book 2) by Gene Lipen
Arthur is all set to start his exiting, fun-filled and rhyming journey around United States. Will he succeed in his quest of discovering amazing destinations? Join Arthur on this incredible adventure, as he explores the best USA has to offer from coast to coast. Learn what makes each destination worth visiting. Have a great time, as you jump from one part of the country to the next just by [...]
 
Book: Something Like God - Six Weeks to Spirituality by Aaron A. Reno
FINDING YOUR SPIRITUALITY "Do you feel that your path to spirituality has been elusive or impossible? The very fact that you are reading this text reveals to me that you still have questions about your spirituality, and that is perfectly natural. It is now time to stop your search and begin your journey. This six-week guide will help you look within yourself to find THE answers. Regardless of who [...]
 
Book: Daniel the Camp-er (Daniel the Draw-er Book 2) by S. J. Henderson
There are a few simple rules Daniel follows: Rule One: never let an adult see your weakness. Daniel made that mistake and look where he ended up summer camp. Rule Two: never make fun of the person who feeds you, unless you like Miss Gunderson's peppery pancakes and green hamburgers. Rule Three: stay away from girls who love Glitter Ponies. They have cooties, after all. And Rule Four: never, ever [...]
 
Book: The Chester the Chesapeake Trilogy by Barbara Ebel
Chester the Chesapeake is one heck of a dog. He hasn't written one book but three! This single volume edition features all three of Chester's books in the Chester the Chesapeake series. Beginning as a puppy, Chester grows and learns to share, follow rules, and give back to his community as a therapy dog. Other dogs and a cat join the household and the unique personalities of all the dogs shine [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny...Enormously entertaining..." (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: Bentley Bags the Bear (Bentley and Friends Book 1) by Michael Owen Jones
Bentley the "tiny underdog" is on his crusade to reclaim Old Fur Face! Rebecca's favourite teddy bear has gone missing, and Bentley (as usual) has been blamed, this time for the disappearance of the treasured bear. Will Bentley succeed in finding Old Fur Face, or will he be squashed by an outrageously large lady, drowned in the deep, dark ocean, or shredded by a killer cat with huge, wicked claws [...]
 
Book: What could go wrong? (Chasing Crazy) by Linda McGourty
This is a book full of short humorous anecdotes about the everyday life of a woman who always finds something to laugh at. Life never goes how you intended it to be and some how we learn to roll with, and laugh at the punches. If you've ever loved a dog or tried to cram yourself in a pair of Spanx this collection is for you. If you're a middle aged woman, I think you may relate to the hot flushes [...]
 
Book: Surry’s Last Stand by Liberty Dendron
A wonderful children's book about a Hippo who attacked a tribe of Mountain Lions. Surry attacked a Mountain Lion after it killed a Hyena. When Surry returned home he was thinking about his battle with the Mountain Lions, and how he was wounded in dozens of places; but he was still alive. Some Mountain Lions were badly injured on their hind leg, others had badly torn throats; and some had lost [...]
 
Book: Toro by Andrew Avner
A story that evokes beloved films such as 'Babe' and 'Ratatouille'. Alicia Catalina Cortes is a fast and fiery Spanish cow who desperately wants to run with the bulls in Pamplona--but since she's a cow, tradition forbids her to partake in the fiesta of San Fermin. Through her journey, Alicia learns that to be noble and brave, she must follow her dream and her heart, even if it means defying [...]
 
Book: Children Books - Number TWO World Facts (Age 6-10) by TheBrothers Publishing
" Knowledge is a familiarity with someone or something, which can include facts, information, descriptions, or skills acquired through experience or education " ... Wikipedia. As parents we want the best for our children. This book is about acquiring knowledge. We wrote this book in a very unique, fun and interesting way in order to enable you, as a parent, to read, learn and explain these new [...]
 
Book: Your Invisible Magnet ~ The Law Of Attraction For Kids by Levert Jackson
Do you want your child to learn how to attract success into his or her life? When your child read and apply the exercises in this book "Your Invisible Magnet", your child will learn how to use the Law of Attraction to make them become successful someday. By reading this book and applying the exercises, they will learn how to program their self-image so that it becomes naturally attractive to good [...]
 
Book: Weight Loss Mastery - 5 Habits to Shed Belly Fat and Keep it Off for Good by SJ Scott
Tired of losing weight and then putting it back on? Want to make healthier food choices? Sick of fad diets and exercise routines? The truth is...fad diets do not work! They are short-term solutions to a long-term problem. Sure, you might lose weight for a few weeks (or months), but if you don't change your underlying habits, then you'll evantually put the weight back on. A better solution is to [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Kitten & Squirrel (Kitten and Friends) (Volume 3) by Aviva Gittle
Kitten meets Squirrel and challenges him to a race! What happens when friends compete with one another? Your child will learn that kindness is the secret ingredient to any friendship. No matter who wins the race. The Kitten and Friends series will help you teach your child friendship skills, manners and etiquette in a fun and engaging way. "...delightfully engaging while teaching kids lessons [...]
 
Book: Kitten & Koi (Kitten and Friends) (Volume 2) by Aviva Gittle
*** 5-stars from Readers' Favorite! Kitten's new friend Koi is a fish. Koi can't leave the pond, but Kitten wants to find a game they can play together. Is Kitten brave enough to try to swim? The second book in the Kitten and Friends series, Kitten & Koi is a story of friendship and acceptance. Snuggle up with the sweetest, fluffiest kitten in the whole wide world!
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 


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