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Book: Waking Up Naked by Grant M. Handgis
Waking up naked is a philosophical metaphor for the condition of finding oneself no longer completely clueless in life, yet without practice, or a plan, and feeling rather socially vulnerable. "Waking Up Naked" takes up where "I Have Mine... Show Me Yours" left off, completing the memoir. A satirical look at life as it is handed each of us, what we do with what we remember of our social training [...]
 
Book: Weewee (eFables) by Kamon Diane Therrien
Weewee is a cute little dog who behaves the way he sees others behaving. A funny story that will make children giggle and that open them a door to wisdom, towards thinking before doing. Beautifully illustrated, the book is ideal for electronic readers and mobile devices. Weewee is the third in the popular series eFables, bound to be Children's Best Books 2013!
 
Book: The Divorced Not Dead Workshop by CeCe Osgood
Recently divorced and utterly dismayed with the dating scene, Dorsey Bing muses about a way to "desuckify" men, which leads her to consider creating a dating workshop during a cruise to Cabo. Too bad Dorsey's an idea person with zero follow-through. That all changes when her BBF, the uber-organized Pilar, decides to set up the workshop and puts herself in charge. But do things ever really work [...]
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Catching Claire (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Catching Claire, Story 2 in Love & Other Calamities. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend's bachelorette party, she never imagines she'll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it but now it's happened. Big problem: Claire's memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way...oh-oh, her [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love - A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
Best-selling romance author Stu Summers expects fawning praise and flirtatious smiles from his female fans, but when his editor at New York's Little Brown Pelican informs Stu that his latest manuscript is a poor imitation of a Nicholas Sparks novel, Stu's carefully crafted career begins to unravel. Stu has one week to deliver a complete rewrite of Lap Dog Love that meets his editor's demanding [...]
 
Book: Goodbye Dinosaur - Why Dinosaurs are Extinct by Kristi Nielsen
A fun story about Eons-ago when the world was flat and dinosaurs roamed the world. The domestic animals had arrived on earth but the only dinosaur left was an aggressive carnivore who threatened their existence. His attempt to eat each of the domestic animals is met with failure as the domestic animals go to great length to escape his huge jaws. The domestic animals survive by taking [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: Lily and the Animal Choir by Ayala Saar
THE BEAUTY OF DIVERSITY! Lily's Adventure-Animal story teaches children about courage, the benefits of determination, and NOT to judge a book by its cover. Lily the goat loves to sing--and so do her goat friends! One day, as they're walking through the woods, Lily and the other goats discover several different choirs that they would love to join. But the animals in the choir only laugh at the [...]
 
Book: THE GIRL FROM THE DISCOTHEQUE by Bennett Arron
For over twenty years Steve has obsessed about her - a girl he once saw at a local disco. Now, in his late thirties, with his talent agency business losing money and his debts increasing, Steve realises he can't move on until he does something about this memory that won't stop dancing in his brain. Inspired by a true story. QUOTES - "A touching, funny, page-turning book about what the heart wants [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny...Enormously entertaining..." (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: Waste Not by Rhonda Parrish
Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it. Waste Not - The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where 'Waste Not, Want Not' becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to [...]
 
Book: The Illustrated Book of Funny Old Sayings - Everyday phrases and their origins by Sally Mooney
Have you ever wondered why we say, "It's raining cats and dogs" and other funny old sayings like, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"? Often we know what they mean, but do we know where they originated? Well in this book, you are about to find out! For example, when we want to wish someone a good nights sleep, people often say, "Night night, sleep tight." Who would have thought that this dates [...]
 
Book: What could go wrong? (Chasing Crazy) by Linda McGourty
This is a book full of short humorous anecdotes about the everyday life of a woman who always finds something to laugh at. Life never goes how you intended it to be and some how we learn to roll with, and laugh at the punches. If you've ever loved a dog or tried to cram yourself in a pair of Spanx this collection is for you. If you're a middle aged woman, I think you may relate to the hot flushes [...]
 
Book: The Adventures Of Cefa The Cat: Cefa Meets His First Friend (volume 2)
"Cefa Meets His First Friend" is the second in the series about "The Adventures of Cefa the Cat". In this book, "Cefa Meets His First Friend", Drugu takes Cefa into the front yard. He puts him on his shoulders and they go outside. Cefa likes the front yard. He can sit and watch all the people walk by the house. He really likes it when the people stop and give him a pat. Suddenly Cefa sees a flash [...]
 
Book: Love, Sex and Other Near Death Experiences by Michael Brown
Michael Brown's humorous and titillating new novel pits an amorous workaholic couple against some very unexpected challenges. Lisa and Bill, young lovers and roommates, have planned to forego marriage and children to pursue high-end careers. Suddenly, without warning, they lose their jobs! Unemployed and more in debt than the federal government they are forced to embark on a life-altering, [...]
 
Book: Annie's 7 Swans a Swimming (The Annie McCauley Romantic Comedy Mystery Series) by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley knows there's no place like home for Christmas. But with just a few days to go, she's far away from West Texas. The daughter of Ray and Anne McCauley, formerly Rayanne and now known as Annie McCauley, is living in New York City where her modeling career has stalled. She's not worried, because she has a plan. She'll finish her latest gig for the Grolsch Agency as the Snow Queen and [...]
 
Book: Believe, Achieve and Forgive! No Fear; No Trust; No Requests by Serge Lapytski
The name of the book is "Believe, Achieve and Forgive!" This poetry book includes poems about love, friendship, politics, and life situations. I write poetry and lyrics and I want them to be inspirational, encouraging and motivational. I want them to stand out. The idea is to help people; give them motivation and drive. The philosophical approach I use and the style, in which the poems are [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Pigs in Paradise (The Almost Perfect Series Book 2) by Ed Halliday
Thomas Hardy is still anything but a famous author! He is still, however, getting into an awful lot of trouble whilst trying to write his next masterpiece! Whilst researching a romance he is attempting to write, (very badly,) he inadvertently gets involved in a gang war between rival London gangsters. With a price on his head he flees once more to what he imagines to be the safety of the sleepy [...]
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 
Book: Beloved by Roxanne Bermeo Regalado
After having his heart broken by his first love who went with an older guy who is rich and able to provide her needs, Jacob Rafael, a photographer by profession, falls in love with the beautiful Violet Sanders, a famous actress/model/product endorser/business woman who involves herself in charitable causes by helping the poor and needy people and the stray cats and dogs who are taken by a local [...]
 
Book: Merry Hell by Dennis Timothy
It was Angie Timmons turn to host Christmas dinner for her adult family and friends. The story's characters bring their own assortment of quirks to the holiday table. Each person determined to make the best of things, until a freak blizzard forces them to remain together. A fast-paced read filled with humor, drama, and adult themes. A story that begs the question, could any average family survive [...]
 
Book: The Funny Adventures of Little Nani (Volume 1) by Cinta García de la Rosa
Little Nani is a little girl who likes helping people. However, when she helps people the results can be a bit unexpected. Why is that? Little Nani is a witch! Or at least she wants to be a witch. With her magic wand, she will try to cast different spells to help her friends, but she won't be successful all the time. Follow Little Nani in her funny adventures and meet her extraordinary friends. [...]
 
Book: How Bridge McCoy Learned To Say I Love You by Robert K. Swisher Jr.
How Bridge McCoy Learned To Say I Love You is an off center love story set in a small art town in new mexico. Bridge mccoy is running from his past and looking for a place that will not change. He is broken hearted after a divorce and swears he will never fall in love again - to top it off when he walks he takes two steps forward and then one backward. By chance he discovers lost city - a town in [...]
 
Book: Choco the Cow by Anna Salole
Choco the cow is a mischievous cow. She does naughty things and lets someone else get the blame.How would she feel if the roles were reversed? Choco will soon find out when, one day, all the cows' beloved clovers disappear from the field! "Choco the Cow" teaches the importance of honesty and owning up to one's actions. It will make children smile, laugh... and think. Includes a glossary of the [...]
 
Book: Hooked - Based on the story of Jim Baugh Outdoors
A young boy raised on the docks of the Chesapeake Bay escapes his mother severe mental illness. Adulthood brings family, over a 25 year television career, and the perilous insane comedic journey of online computer dating. A hilarious secular southern Gothic autobiographical story about one mans faith that started under the bloom of a Magnolia Tree.
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Countdown to Love - A Silver Night Romance by Allyson R. Abbott
Valentine Romance Short Story When Senior Project Manager, fifty-nine year old Marie, realises that it's been way too long since having any kind of sexual relationship with any thing other than her magic wand sex toy, she knows action is needed. Using her professional training and organisational management skills, she sets about on a new sex project: Countdown to Love, using the forthcoming [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Runaway Love (The Love Series Book 2) by Chrissy Snyder
Kalina Limmler radiates strength and love. She chooses to leave behind everything that she knows and loves to embark on a new life. An adventure.Arriving in a new country and feeling vulnerable, with English as her second language, she realizes that nothing is as it seems. She starts to rebuild her life, finding some friends and a job she likes, finally allowing herself some room to breathe. When [...]
 
Book: WAIT FOR KATE by Ayala Saar
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW! We try and try, and just don't seem to succeed. Then we see others succeeding, and that makes us feel worse! So it can be tempting just to give up. Kate the little bird is having a hard time learning how to fly. Her brother and sister both learned how, but not Kate! She really wants to fly and see the world from the sky, but it all seems too hard. Will [...]
 
Book: I Have Mine...Show Me Yours - A Memoir by Grant M. Handgis
This satirical memoir is based upon real life experiences as they occurred, with all the attendant embarrassments connected therein. Although the story may be real, not all of the characters may be so.. I have taken the liberty of embellishing upon the theme at certain times to accommodate the story, for satirical reasons, yet sadly enough much of the story is all too real. The characters in this [...]
 
Book: To Catch a Thief - A Short Historical Romance by Elizabeth Bailey
This short story was born out of a play I wrote when I was teaching and directing drama at a school. We used to turn into a theatre company and one year I wrote Hugo Spiffing and the Case of the Dying Swan, which was a spoof murder mystery set in the 1920s. I enjoyed the style so much, I kind of rewrote Hugo and turned him into Kenton Lane, amateur detective. It's not a murder mystery, but Kent [...]
 


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