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Book: 40 SINGLE NYC - The Gold Notebook by K.D. Brighton
Love and the craziness of New York City collide in this magical, funny tale of second chances and self-discovery. She's been living in New York City for over 20 years, and is still single. After a strange encounter with a "gold notebook," her life is upended. She wants to fall in love again but realizes her past is a roadblock. Join her magical ride of personal transformation, as she re-ignites [...]
 
Book: Mapp at Fifty - A Mapp and Lucia story in the style of the originals by E.F.Benson by Hugh Ashton
Elizabeth Mapp-Flint of Tilling is approaching her fiftieth birthday, and plans a party to celebrate the event. However, as so often happens in Tilling, things don't go entirely according to plan, as Major Benjy, her husband, over-refreshes himself at the party, and presents her with an entirely unwelcome birthday gift. Meanwhile, Emmeline ("Lucia") Pillson and her husband Georgie, together with [...]
 
Book: Jim & Martha - A Novel on Eco Living by Joel Schueler
Jim & Martha is a tragicomedy about a couple entering a major lifestyle change, transitioning from a suburban London flat to an ecovillage. Racing along a two-lane road of humour and tragedy at one hundred miles per hour, how will the lovers fare with their new environment, their new cohabitants, their mental health and each other? As the ecovillage becomes a crossroads of instability, who can [...]
 
Book: From His Perspective by Lisa Keeble
'A genuinely laugh out loud book' that starts with a big bang...actually it starts with THE Big Bang. It's a unique blend of humour, fantasy and history - think Terry Pratchett meets Douglas Adams and you'll get the general idea. From His Perspective is the story of The Boss and his hapless PA, Norbert, who work together, with their team, overseeing the Factory, better known to us as Planet [...]
 
Book: Spoiled Milk For The Soul - Volume 1 by Jim Osterman & Greg Marshall
If you're like most people today, you're used to the other kinds of stories. "Entertained" by a steady stream of reality TV, stunned endlessly by the 24-hour news cycle, and overdosed on everyone else's troubles, most of us are somewhat conditioned to expect far less than a life filled with positive vibes. There's a place for reinforcing, uplifting, and inspirational stories that rekindle the [...]
 
Book: The Perfect Culture by Brent Robins
He's seeking a place to belong. His only tool is philosophical satire... Thomas Gephardt loses no love for his rural Indiana home. Struck with raging wanderlust, the small-town college student heads for France armed with nothing but a thirst for stimulating conversation. So starts Thomas's ego-bruising first leg of his ill-fated quest for cultural perfection. Struggling to fit in at the catty [...]
 
Book: Human Experience by Paul Keene
Hope, Humor, and the Supernatural Can a man find love in a haunted house? Stay at home dad, Garth Andrews, answers the door, states his name, and signs away life as he knows it. Stuck on the word divorce, the effect of a shot of Novocain numbs his body and mind. The successful realtor, Joanna, orders him out of the house immediately. She'll have no scene in front of the children, [...]
 
Book: The Enemy in Your Head - A Compilation of Short Reads by J. A. Hailey
IT'S TRUE! The costliest farm produce ever grown, was grown for throwing away! The world through J.A. Hailey's eyes. Get new views on what we are and what's going on in our world. Among the eclectic subjects covered, in one chapter he gives advice on tackling terror, and in another investigates and identifies a hostile body organ. Marvel at the way books are written for the masses in 'Alphabet [...]
 
Book: Trailer Trash - an '80s Memoir by Angie Cavallari
Trailer-park owners never use the word "trailer" and certainly not the term "trailer park." At some point in time, even the Mobile Home Park Owners Association (MHPOA for short) realized that the word "trailer" had a negative connotation. When was the last time you saw a "trailer park community" advertised on TV? "Trailer park" has come to represent, in the minds of most Americans, men in stained [...]
 
Book: THE DIARY OF A CANADIAN NOBODY - The diary of a Mr. Nobody and how the war on terror affects his modern family by Paul James
Arthur Lakelady is a man with many worries. Alys, his wife, is infatuated with the home renovator re-modeling their kitchen, or so their teenage daughter Gwen says. How Gwen knows this is a mystery to Arthur for she never leaves her bedroom, except to go to school and work . Gwen's worried a family breakup will spoil her chances of a good university. That doesn't concern Arthur for Gwen passes [...]
 
Book: The Teleporter's Handbook by David Charles Simmonds
A collection of eleven short stories. Any of the stores read by two or more people should provoke discussion. They are modern fables and tall tales infused with satirical humor and poetic license. I am now retired after owning and operating The Screen Actor's Studio in Victoria B.C. for over thirty years. During the studio period i was hired for writing video scripts and lyrics. Many of the songs [...]
 
Book: Carpet Diem - or How to Save the World by Accident by Justin Lee Anderson
"Addictive and extremely witty. Must read now! 5 STARS." SciFiNow "Anderson's writing is a joy to behold. If you enjoyed 'Good Omens' then you'll LOVE this book!" British Fantasy Society *Winner of the 2018 Audie Award for Humor* An Amazon UK Top 10 bestseller: #2 Fantasy & Sci-Fi #1, Humour #1, Contemporary Fantasy #1 Good and Evil do not exist. Men and women are different species. God and Satan [...]
 
Book: Behind the Lines - An anthology of short stories by Ian Patrick
A young man coming of age as he undergoes basic military training. Stories drawn from real-world experience, with the anti-hero transforming from awkward teenager to young adult as he tries to outwit those in authority. These eight short stories are hilarious, serious, whimsical, and entertaining, providing insights into a young man's search for identity and independence within a military system [...]
 
Book: Forbidden Distraction (Forbidden Series Book 1) by Siera London
She's a sex therapist who isn't having sex. Her boss is more than willing to supervise her sexual healing. Sex therapist, Dr. Vivianne Sloan needs a sexual analysis of her own. She can't relax under a man's touch, except for that one weekend with Jared. He's the only man that has ever lit her fire, but he's strictly off limits. Obstetrician Gynecologist, Jared Pierce, knows Vivianne is the one [...]
 
Book: The Trumpassic Period - Year One by David Belisle
Do you wish you could close your eyes and the Trump presidency would just go away? ... Behold the next best thing. It's another time, another place. Welcome to the Trumpassic Period. They're all here. The Tyrumposaurus, the Crookadillary and the rest of the not quite ready for prime time dinos. Read along as they traipse through the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir, where politics meets paleontology in [...]
 
Book: BONER the Barbarian ONLINE XIII - Level DOOFUS by Kenneth Warde
A LitRPG satire. READY, PLAYER ONE? The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION! Wait! There's more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined MIBAN and Chap-U gaming worlds! Play traditional or your [...]
 
Book: Chainsaw Honeymoon by Steven Ramirez
"In the form of Ruby, Ramirez imparts to readers all the confusion brought about by puberty; the emotional neediness camouflaged by sarcasm; the obsession and continuing frustration with boys; and the bonds female teenagers forge with one another." - IndieReader "Whether your favorite form is surreal, tongue-in-cheek, word play or hysterical, you'll find ample portions of each to keep you [...]
 
Book: I Was Justin's Nanny by David Belisle
The Liberal red tidal wave of support had receded, revealing a new prime minister on the Hill. It's the daring, debonair Justin Prudhomme ... and his delicious dark locks. Issues pile up quickly. The stuffed shirts and stiff collars need to be ironed out. A hungry media awaits their daily dish and there's simply no end to the dirty laundry. But that's all on the Hill. Justin's wife Josie is busy [...]
 
Book: Bushwhacked! by David Belisle
It's the slap-leather summer of 1876. Sardinian immigrant Giovanni Sacchettini is on the run -- smack dab into the American old west. Historical fiction has only so many bullets and barbed wire, but Gio manages to find them all in chance encounters with Wyatt Earp, General Custer and the rest of the High Noon lineup. Will Sacchettini come of age, get the girl and lend his name to more than [...]
 
Book: Full Moon by David Belisle
Dragos Dodos and Bogdan Moldovan are half-brother vampires, growing up together in Draganesti, Transylvania. Dragos has two facial warts - one more than normal - giving him superior powers. All Draganesti dracs are limited however to sucking blood from a victim with their blood type. Bogdan is up against the clock. Not only does the sight of blood make him squeamish, but he must conquer this fear [...]
 
Book: The Breakup Band Aid - A 12-step Program to Kick the Addiction to Your Ex by Sarah Melland
Can't get over your ex? We've all been there. Throwing your ex's new girlfriend over a banister when you are drunk. Sleeping with randoms just so you don't have to be alone. Crying incessantly in public. Can't eat. Can't sleep. Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. Now, get the $@&% over it! In Sarah Melland's debut self-help satire, she rips off a 12-step program and caters it to a breakup, all while sharing [...]
 
Book: The Acorn Stories (Acorn, Texas Book 1) by Duane Simolke
Visit Acorn, Texas, for the German festival, a high school football game, homemade apple pie from the Turner Street Cafe, and the cool shade of a hundred-year-old oak tree. Meet dedicated teachers, shrewd business owners, closeted gays, and concerned neighbors. See how lives become intertwined in moments of humor or tragedy. Just be careful, because in Acorn, the sky is always falling. From [...]
 
Book: Wanna-Be's by Mark Connelly
With his new girlfriend - a soccer mom with a taste for bondage - urging him to "go condo," failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm's token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate skittish investors and woos a wealthy cougar to keep the firm afloat. Figure-skating between the [...]
 
Book: Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine (The Green Room Chronicles Book 1) by J.D. Frettier
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die? Is the verdict out on whether you'll go to heaven or hell? What if there were another option? Introducing The Green Room Chronicles, a collection of novellas with a spicy yet humorous take on life after death. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness each book begins with the death of the main character [...]
 
Book: Linda Gets Her Groove Thing (The Green Room Chronicles Book 2) by J.D. Frettier
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die, and the verdict is out if you go to heaven or hell? Introducing 'The Green Room Chronicles', a spicy and humorous take on life after death. Each book begins with the death of the main character. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness, camaraderie of friends and a whole lot of love. Second in the [...]
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: The Body on the Barstool (A Top Shelf Mystery) by Lolli Powell
New Yorker Erica "Ricki" Fontaine's n'er-do-well uncle has dropped dead and left her a dive bar in a small Ohio River town. With a lousy apartment, less-than-promising job prospects, and even worse romantic ones, the inheritance comes at just the right time. Ricki packs up her cat and heads for the Buckeye State. Now she's trying to change the Top Shelf from a bar known for its Friday night [...]
 
Book: The Sundial Salesman by Chassis Albuquerque
My phone in my pocket rang. I didn't answer. Because it could only be a woman, one of my shady parents or someone I owed money to. And I didn't want to speak to any of them. Downtown Tokyo, New York - Things to do in Downtown? Well, you could get stabbed, see young mothers aged 14 and younger pushing prams or overhear loud arguments on mobile phones about who unfaithfully slept with who the night [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Winter on the Glen - Poetry Book by Eugene Williams
This book of collective thoughts is for my two beautiful daughters, thirty years of not knowing where they were how their life turned out. There was not a day that went by that I didn't think about them and tried to find them, finely through fate and faith we found each other within a week on Facebook. It has been a tearful and wonderful reunion. Now we can begin the process of getting to know [...]
 
Book: Poetic Therapy - Poems & Rhymes to Help Mankind by Greg Ware
AMAZON #1 BESTSELLER Everyone wants to be enlightened in their life, but they also desire to be entertained! Poetic Therapy is the antidote to this dilemma as it accomplishes both goals with one inoculation. As an educator, comedian, hit songwriter and producer, Greg Ware is the most logical choice to administer this miraculous serum. The life-long benefits of these seventy poems may be more [...]
 
Book: Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello - What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He's running on a platform of honesty and transparency and against the advice of his friends and advisers he's decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. [...]
 
Book: Daddy 3.0 - A Comedy of Errors by Rob Armstrong
2017 Independent Author Network Winner - Best Comedy / Satire Novel What a mess. This was not supposed to happen. This isn't where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself as Daddy 3.0, a stay-at-home-dad but he just [...]
 
Book: Coinman - An Untold Conspiracy by Pawan Mishra
Coinman is one of life's victims, the receiver of subtle bullying in an office environment and thinly disguised control in his own home, but remains true to his desire to be polite and accepting of how he is treated by everyone. Then an incident at work changes all that. Huffington Post: One of the best literary fiction books of 2016 (Independently Published).
 


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