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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
I've always loved jokes, even (maybe especially) the bad ones, the ones that make you laugh and groan simultaneously. I adore the turn of a clever pun, or a play on words, combining surprise elements that tickle the funny bone. When I was a kid, I took dozens of joke books out of the library, and memorized them, bothering my parents and brothers with barrages of kooky wisecracks until they [...]
 
Book: 1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes - The Ultimate Collection of the Funniest, Laugh-Out-Loud Rib-Ticklers by Graham Cann
They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
A great gift for the adult golfer. He'll love you for the warmhearted stories and the laughs this book brings. Stories about Tiger, and many other great golfers on the PGA Tour. It is a wonderful collection of intriguing stories, thought-provoking and intelligent quotes on golf as well as life in general. Adults Only. Tags: golf stories, sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
A Great Gift for Any Golfer! Over 200 pages of golf jokes. Puts everyone in a great mood! Laughter helps you relax and focus and play better. No corny jokes here. Caution: These aren't the kind of jokes your momma told you - strictly for adults. This is the first adult golf joke book of its kind. Don't accept imitations. It will chase the blues away. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf [...]
 
Book: Clean Eating - The Benefits of an Eat Clean Diet by Dottie Copps
Do you know what clean eating means? Are you aware of all of its benefits? Maybe you wonder just what someone eats when they are on a clean eating diet. If you have wondered what the benefits of this diet are and how you can benefit from them, read "Clean Eating - The Benefits of an Eat Clean Diet." You will learn how to begin a clean eating diet, how to stay on the diet without having cravings [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby [...]
 
Book: Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." [...]
 
Book: A Bend in Time & Pamasaw's Song - Two Clean Paranormal Romances by C. M. Morgan
Two Clean Paranormal Romances: A Bend in Time: Jenny McKenzie is a mystery to her entire village. The elderly woman is loved by all who know her, but nobody seems to know much about her. Her young friend, Kathleen, finally hears the whole story of who Jenny is and what she has lived. The question is, will Kathleen believe her story? Pamasaw's Song: Amy is a young widow, trying to get over the [...]
 
Book: Clean Eating - 1000 Anti Inflammatory Clean Eating Recipes - Intuitive Eating, Clean Eating Cookbook including the Best Instant Pot, Paleo and Air Fryer ...
These 1000 Recipes are the fundamental key to renewed health, improved wellbeing, a fresher, younger body and a new lease of life An incredible range of flavours that aim to please every palate with lasting improvements in auto-immune conditions Finally, we have a practical and effective answer to the problems of an over-active inflammatory system. It should come as no surprise to learn that the [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts...whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: Medical Secrets Revealed by Jeff Charlebois
Years ago, I foolishly broke my leg on a skydiving jump. Some complications set in, including a reaction to the anesthesia, food poisoning, another broken leg and a few other lovely things. My supposed three-day stay in the hospital turned into approximately two months, and yet, it didn't break my record of six months. Rather than wallow I used my time wisely and keenly observed all the on-goings [...]
 
Book: Suite Love in Buttermilk Falls - Box Set - A Clean Small-Town Romance Trilogy by Sue Gibson
An elite new hotel has popped up in Buttermilk Falls and this quaint small-town will never be quite the same! Follow the love stories of Lily, Delaney, and Christy as they each discover true love in this clean and wholesome romance trilogy. A Suite Deal - Marine biologist, Lily, treasures her family's pristine lakeside property but ambitious hotelier, Ethan, has landed in town with his own plans [...]
 
Book: The Return by Christy Newman
The people of Usoa have disappeared, and those left behind are dying of an unknown disease. A young woman leaves the plagued village to find help, and in the process she is taken by the very people who spread the illness. She is held hostage in a pitch black cage where the only lights are the glowing blue eyes staring back at her. To save her people is beyond her, but she meets a legendary [...]
 
Book: Clean Coal Killers - Richard Paladin Series by David E. Manuel
When terrorists threaten the U.S. power grid, it's time to send in Richard Paladin, America's top Environmental Protection Agent. At least, that's how Paladin's new boss, Frank, describes the assignment. But when Paladin starts digging through the personnel files at a Pennsylvania coal-fired power plant, he finds a lot more than the EPA bargained for like a partner who's not playing straight with [...]
 
Book: A House Divided by Sydell Irene Voeller
Rebecca Lorenzo, the young widow of a Hollywood actor who was killed by a crazed fan, is struggling to raise their young daughter, Wendy. Rebecca is embittered that God allowed her precious husband to die. She has turned her back on Him. Rebecca and Wendy move from L.A. to Rebecca's hometown on the Oregon coast. Due to a miscommunication, Rebecca mistakenly believes she can buy a Victorian house [...]
 
Book: The Clean Slate Accord by Sofia Diana Gabel
Tired of war and killing, Earth's Global Director Alexa Lange has developed a method of creating world peace by altering the population's brainwave activity. Assisted by her hyper-intelligent and quirky helper Jonas, Alexa is excited that her plan is becoming a reality. That is, until something goes terribly wrong. A sci-fi novella.
 
Book: Proceed With Caution by Cherime MacFarlane
NUMBER 1 Listopia's Set In Alaska - Sweet multicultural, multiracial romance Nancy has been anything but cautious. Running off to Alaska with a man and investing all her savings in a piece of land where the temperature drops to -40 in winter is foolhardy. When the man dumps her and escapes to warmer climes, it reinforces what she suspects; she always picks losers. Where does Ray fit in? Ramon, [...]
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: Talwan's Vengeance (Turn of the Tides Book 1) by Christy & Sarah Newman
Swashbuckling paranormal filled with adventure, pirates, magic, mystery, and mayhem. This first book in the Turn of the Tides series begins the saga of two orphaned brothers who are separated when the younger is sold by a corrupt sirotiste to a rich, abusive slave owner. The remaining brother, Loslin, is Gifted with enormous powers which develop enough for him to lead an escape and take a [...]
 
Book: Sass Meets Class by Jill Hughey
Conversation gets pricklier than a cactus and desert temperatures are bound to rise when American common sense meets British nobility in Arizona Territory. Susan Mellott doesn't pay much attention to the outlandish Englishman who joins her family for the last leg of their overland journey. She considers Alexander Dorcester a source of bowing and boot-polishing amusement until he helps scare off a [...]
 
Book: A Pirate at Pembroke by Danielle Thorne
Keeping company with a pirate is one thing. Falling in love with him could ruin Sophie and her eccentric family for good... Sophie Crestwood is never going to catch a husband. Her father is a gossip, her mother has her nose in a book, and little Jack has shamefully been dismissed from boarding school. Worst of all, a pirate moves next door into Pembroke Hall. When Sophie's sent to a matchmaking [...]
 
Book: My Most Valuable Possession by Obelia Akanke
My Most Valuable possession is an updated short story originally written in 2008. I decided to write a story of what might be possible if we could see what we feel. Nicholle's plans come to a screeching halt when her treasure is destroyed. Everything she knows is wrapped in it. When David, a man she bumps into, offers to help, Nicholle hangs onto the hope that restoration can happen. I added this [...]
 
Book: Christmas Ever After - A Clean Regency Romance Christmas Anthology - 8 Delightful Clean Regency Romances
A delightful anthology of Clean Regency Romance Christmas stories from best selling authors! Fall in love at Christmas, with these wonderful romantic reads!This anthology contains:Letters from Home by Regina Jeffers - She is the woman whose letters to another man kept his hopes alive during the war. He is the English Major who her late husband described as 'incomparable'. Can Major Lord Simon [...]
 
Book: The Poor Relation (A Clean Regency Historical Romance) by Margaret Bennett
As a poor relation and well past the age to marry, Chloe Woodforde is a companion for her elderly great aunt, who is an eccentric tippler. At a country house party, Chloe accidentally keeps blundering upon Viscount Camden during his clandestine activities while walking her aunt's Yorkshire terrier. Despite knowing he is far above her reach, her attraction grows for Camden as she sees past his [...]
 
Book: An Independent Lady (A Clean Regency Romance) by Margaret Bennett
At twenty five, Amelia hasn't met anyone she can love but is perfectly happy with her single life. Her brother Edward is not and plans to introduce her to eligible bachelors. Among them is Lord Talverson, who finds Amelia's marriage portion a healthy answer to his money problems. At a house party, the Earl of Wexley learns his old foe Talverson is manipulating the lovely heiress to wed. Wexley, [...]
 
Book: The Spinster and the Spy (A Clean Regency Historical Romance) by Margaret Bennett
Miss Jane Colborne is firmly on the shelf, much to the chagrin of her brother, Viscount Ridditch, who sees her independence as highly unseemly. While taking a moonlight stroll at a house party, she stumbles upon a notorious rake spying on French traitors. Afterwards, she offers her services to the Home Office to help catch an English turncoat, turning her dull life as a spinster into one of [...]
 
Book: Stolen Horses, Stolen Hearts - A Clean Romance Novella with Humor and Suspense by Cindy A. Christiansen
This novella is a contemporary clean and wholesome western romantic suspense suitable for teens and up. Story-line: Ambitious former rodeo queen Harlee Jo Holiday must fix Oak Whitlock's troubled heart if she's ever going to get him to help rescue her stolen horses. The only trouble is even Oak's dog and horse can't stand to be around him. Brooding Oak Whitlock can't get his life on track. That [...]
 
Book: 22 Kick Ass DASH Diet Recipes - Eat Clean, Lose Inches and Have Fun by Patty Anderson
Dear Friend, Did you know that there is one recipe that is so dangerous, yet so effective at causing food addiction and weight gain, that it's being used in virtually EVERY restaurant, EVERY canned food, and EVERY fast food on earth? Did you know that this one recipe is the single most powerful cause of your issues with gaining weight, as well as the top three killer diseases? Did you know that [...]
 
Book: A Suite Deal - A Clean Small-Town Romance (Suite Love in Buttermilk Falls Book 1) by Sue Gibson
Opposite-attract, but nobody ever said it'd be easy! Dumped by her fiance, Lily Greensly retreats to Buttermilk Falls to help out at her family's rustic fishing lodge... But when she finds a new-age hotel spoiling the view from her cherished Osprey Island, Lily decides that the Nirvana Hotel's handsome owner warrants closer scrutiny. Ambitious hotelier, Ethan Weatherall, is determined to buy [...]
 
Book: Dangerous Deceptions - A Christian Romantic Suspense Boxed Set Collection
Lives...and hearts...are on the line in eight brand-new Christian Romantic Suspense novels from the genre's most explosive authors. Lethal Outbreak: Lisa Harris & Lynne Gentry Virus hunter Aiden Ballinger believes the source of the lethal outbreak that decimated a remote Tibetan village came from disturbing the permafrost. Desperate to rebury it before it buries the world, Aiden enlists Rachel [...]
 
Book: The Office Guide To Insanity: Office Cartoons by Steven Corps
The Office Guide To Insanity! A cartoon book about life in the office long before the arrival of the internet, email, pdf document, laptops and latest office gadgets. It's a compilation of 150 cartoons drawn in the 1990's from my own collection of cartoon drawings. What started off as a simple little funny poster for a office department, turned into a collection of humourous drawing depicting [...]
 
Book: The Impossible Governess (A Clean Regency Historical Romance) by Margaret Bennett
After just one disastrous London Season, Georgeanne finds herself alone and in financial straits after her father suddenly dies. Now she's forced to earn her own way in the world, but her good looks and aristocratic upbringing make it near impossible for her to maintain a position. Her last hope is governess to Lord Raynor's five year old niece, a sullen and tantrum prone orphan. Now Georgeanne [...]
 


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