Book: Nature Calls by Bonnie Bernard
|5 stars based on the 3 most helpful Amazon reviews|
Bonnie Bernardabout this book: Warning…outhouse in the woods may be occupied by time-traveling, blood-thirsty maidens on a crash course with revenge, talking walls and three-legged dogs, stranded aliens with loaded Uzis and a taste for Hostess snack cakes, a cantankerous Sasquatch and his human-hating demon friend, gangs of roaming garden gnomes, a warrior goddess with rabies, or some guy named Stew who just wants to get home for dinner.
What's so natural about any of this? You're in a haunted house. Then you're in a gingerbread house. The next thing you know, you're careening through space in a time-traveling outhouse. Whatever this is, it's sure not your grandpa's fishing cabin in the woods. It's more like Mother Nature getting drunk and waking up next to the Devil in hotel Hell.
Nature Calls features fourteen sometimes dark, often silly, always strange short stories about the not-so-natural world. Have you ever been hopelessly lost in the woods only to be rescued by a troll? Or maybe you just inherited some prime real estate and are wondering about the going rate for haunted houses. Perhaps your favorite book character just stepped out from the pages and threatened your life.
Here's your chance to find out what happens next.
Nature Calls. Are you daring enough to answer?
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