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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
Why do cats always win video games? They get nine lives! More than 350 stinky jokes inside, with goofy pictures on every page! Don't miss this kooky cat's clean collection of stale groaners, gaggy knee-slappers, corny wisecracks, eye-rolling puns, and dumb yuks to amuse, irritate, entertain, and annoy yourself and your friends.
 
Book: Father's Last Joke by Pat Houston and David Mason
This was hand written in the sixties by my Mother. I have 'straightened it out' mostly by correcting typos, and shortening very long paragraphs. Someone in America typed it out, but she didn't know what to do after that, and niether did I. So it sat on a shelf in her garage in San Clemente, California for years. She sent it to a cousin, hoping he could help, but to no avail. I had a book [...]
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
Reviewed as one of the "Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today." A Great Gift for Any Golfer. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said "Laughter will [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Red High Heels by Adam Mann
This is not a humorous book, but a joke started a whole train of events: A research scientist books into a hotel before attending a conference on stem cell research, and whilst at the conference the hotel accidently allow a young lady with a very similar name to move into his room. They find themselves facing one another wearing only bath towels wrapped around them! When they decide to have [...]
 
Book: No Tears Tomorrow by Tony Nash
From Norfolk to Normandy - a family goes to war. The 16-year old twins, David and Emma, in the carefree world of the mid-30s, joke about becoming spies. To Commander Gregory, head of what will become the SOE, espionage is no joke, and he already has his eye on them. Despite strong opposition from their father, they and their younger brother, James, and their Belgian friend, Nicole, become major [...]
 
Book: Impractically Yours - A quirky romantic novel by Roger E. Bruner
Two unmarried mid-lifers must overcome trust issues, a blood sugar problem, and an ill-timed practical joke to keep their special friendship intact and reveal their mutual love. Ten years after her divorce, forty-year-old Maria is still distrustful of men. As if that's not bad enough, her hypoglycemia turns her into a monster anytime she eats too much simple sugar or fails to eat when she's [...]
 
Book: Sam's Winnings (Tales of the Ragoon) by Stan Morris
The merchant aliens of the Ragoon have invaded and colonized the Earth. They have strict rules about contracts and property exchanges. When Jack bets Ashley in a poker game, and Sam wins, it's not a joke to the Ragoon. When the teenagers fail to record the exchange of property, retribution follows. What will happen now that Sam owns the girl of his dreams? And will they be released from the [...]
 
Book: The Wished-For Country - Stories of American Courage by Rebecca Del Giudice
A Senator stands alone against the march to war. A man risks his life to expose the Ku Klux Klan. A slave escapes to freedom - and takes a Confederate warship with him. These stories and many more like them are the focus of The Wished-For Country: Stories of American Courage. Author Rebecca Del Giudice has been researching and writing about American history for more than 20 years. During that [...]
 
Book: I Guess We Missed the Boat - A Travel Memoir by Barry Finlay
Seniors Reminisce About Travel! When eight intrepid Canadian seniors, brought together by marriage and with retirement in common, sit reminiscing about their travel experiences, the memory banks open and funny events start to spill out. Cowboy Ron, Ed the Negotiator, Joke-a Minute Jim and Practical Carol are part of the motley crew comprising the author's contingent of six in-laws. Each, at one [...]
 
Book: Dark Deeds - An Asher Blaine Mystery (Asher Blaine Mysteries Book 2) by Alice Sabo
Asher's in trouble, again. He's about to film his first big movie since he got sober. Messing up now will mean the end of his career. To get ready, he's rented a cottage in the Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina where they will start filming in a few weeks. Although he's thousands of miles from his family and friends, he's looking forward to the challenge. But on his first day there, the [...]
 
Book: Postmark from the Past by Vickie Phelps
In November 1989, Emily Patterson is enjoying a quiet life in West Texas. She lives in the same house she grew up in, has a great job and good friends. But emptiness nips at her heart. Then a red envelope appears in her mailbox. It's a letter from Mark who declares his love for her, and promises to come to her if he makes it home alive. But who is Mark? She flips the envelope over, but there is [...]
 
Book: Deluge by Daniel Diehl
Noah's wife and sons knew he was old but they assumed his claim of being over 600 years old was a joke. But when he begins hearing a disembodied voice claiming to be an unknown God who was about to destroy the world, they begin fearing for his sanity. When Noah insists on building a huge ship to save his family they are certain that advancing age is destroying his mind - at least that's what they [...]
 
Book: Escape From Area 51 - Case #3 (The X + Y Files) by Wayne A.D. Kerr
A trip to the top secret military testing base, commonly known as Area 51, was a dream come true for UFO obsessed Xander Bookman - until a strange voice invaded his thoughts. Could the voice really be coming from a joke telling alien, named I-pod, who desperately needs help to escape from the most secure site on the planet? Of the many who tried, only one man had ever successfully breached the [...]
 
Book: The Quest for the Holy Something or Other by Kylie Betzner
Enter the Realm of Camelot, home of famous legends: King Arthur, Sir Lancelot, and Merlin but this isn't their story. Meet Pig, a humble gong farmer who dreams of the glories of Camelot. Her dreams become reality-or so she thinks-when she becomes Sir Kay's page. What starts off as a joke soon becomes the adventure of Pig's life when Merlin sends the knights on a quest for the Holy Gift [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Do you think the world has gone slightly mad? If you do, Phil Lud agrees with you. Phil is your everyday, salt-of-the-earth type of guy. Sure, he has his little quirks. For instance, he likes to think he's just a little superior to everyone around him. Some folk think he's a bit full of himself because of it, but then most would agree with him, the world has indeed become a little stranger [...]
 
Book: Four Uncles and a Wedding by Emma Carlyle
TARA First Impressions Award finalist - Polly Faith Harmony is the ultimate ecumenical love child. Born to former hippies turned millionaire entrepreneurs, she's one part Jewish, one part Catholic, one part Episcopalian, and one part Unitarian hence her name. Could have been worse. Her Flower Power parents might have named her Polly Esther. Aside from her joke of a name, her great-uncles, one [...]
 
Book: Nolander (Emanations) by Becca Mills
Beth Ryder knows she's different. In a tiny rural town, being an orphaned and perpetually single amateur photographer crippled by panic disorder is pretty much guaranteed to make you stick out like a sore thumb. But Beth doesn't understand just how different she really is. One day, strange things start cropping up in her photos. Things that don't look human. Impossible things. Monstrosities. Beth [...]
 
Book: The Encyclopedia of President Ronald Reagan by N.R. Mitgang & Malcolm Kushner
The Encyclopedia of President Ronald Reagan - The single most comprehensive source of information on President Ronald Reagan. Perfect for every school and library, and great for Reagan enthusiasts. All four volumes of the print edition are included in this Kindle version. This Kindle version saves you over $100 versus the cost of the print edition. Equivalent to over 1,100 pages. The Encyclopedia [...]
 
Book: Perfect Wedding (Samuel French Acting Edition) by Robin Hawdon
Comedy - Characters: 2 male, 4 female - Interior Set - A man wakes up in the bridal suite on his wedding morning to find an extremely attractive naked girl in bed beside him. In the depths of a stag night hangover, he can't even remember meeting her. Before he can get her out, his bride to be arrives to dress for the wedding and, in the ensuing panic, the girl is locked in the bathroom. The best [...]
 
Book: Ghost Writers In the Sky (The Camilla Randall Mysteries) by Anne R. Allen
Snarky, delicious fun! A laugh-out-loud mashup of romantic comedy, crime fiction, and satire: Dorothy Parker meets Dorothy L. Sayers. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall a.k.a. "The Manners Doctor" is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way. Usually with more than a little help from her gay best friend, [...]
 
Book: How to eBay in Real Life (For a Living) by Sam Rovin & Jason Richner
I never actually believed I'd be my own boss. Sure, I'd vaguely thought about it from time to time. Like everybody else, I'm sure I've gotten swept up in some dully romantic daydream about one day calling the shots, perhaps wearing the cliche hard hat in some factory directing imaginary labor forces with my free hand, a coffee in my other while looking over blueprints. Clearly, I didn't delve [...]
 
Book: Oiorpata by Richard Ferguson
"...a masterful spy novel here that will blow your socks off!" "The ultimate Russian conspiracy thriller! Very relevant to what's happening now in Latin America." "I was drawn in--in fact fascinated--by the female Russian agent's story and couldn't put it down." "This novel keeps the reader in suspense until literally the last word in the book, and I could not get enough of it." "...a tense, taut [...]
 
Book: Avant Nation by C. D. Verhoff
A genetically engineered young woman teams up with a rugged soldier to resist the high-tech regime controlling their lives. Spine-tingling adventure for fans of 1984, Person of Interest, and Divergent. When the government owns the gene pool, what could possibly go wrong? According to the leaders of Avantica, absolutely nothing. If in doubt, just look at the statistics. Their genetically [...]
 
Book: Virtual Strangers (Love and murder in cyberspace) by Susanne O'Leary
Did you ever want to cast off, to sail into the sunset with someone you just met, a kindred spirit, a twin soul, leaving everything behind? It is possible in the virtual social world of the Internet, which can become a comfort zone you'll never want to leave. You might, one day, want to meet that person with whom you have become strangely intimate. But reality is never as lovely as the dream. Be [...]
 
Book: Scary Stories - A Collection of Horror- Volume 3 (Chamber of Horror Series) by Billy Wells
Ten tales of terror in the horror genre with surprise endings to scare you! The average Amazon review rating on all 22 books of Billy Wells Horror is 4.3!! If you are fans of Twilight Zone, Tales From the Crypt, Night Gallery, Outer Limits, One Step Beyond, and horror stories with a plot and a twist ending, look no further. Billy Wells Horror is your ticket to a journey into the macabre if you [...]
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others. A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't [...]
 
Book: Seventeen Seas by Bronwyn Elsmore
Is there really a stowaway in one of the lifeboats? And what's the truth about Germans and deckchairs? On a cruise ship full of passengers from different countries there's bound to be plenty of fun. Seventeen Seas follows a voyage through ten countries, fifteen ports, across seventeen seas, for forty-six days. Stories of the journey itself and the multiple destinations are told through the [...]
 
Book: The Badass Girl's Guide - Uncommon Strategies to Outwit Predators by CJ Scarlet
The Badass Girl's Guide: Uncommon Strategies to Outwit Predators is the one book criminal predators don't want you to read! Filled with critical information about how to empower yourself to keep from becoming a crime statistic, this definitive, comprehensive guide contains facts and strategies not found in other personal security books. This edgy, remarkable book reveals how predators select and [...]
 
Book: Cubbles Webber - Adventure In Having Fun by Cheyene Montana Lopez
This book is about learning using the mind. This book is about Cubbles Webber, It is from the heart this book which I write from my growing up as once a young boy on a farm. I feel this book is fun filled and children will want to have it read for them over and over. This book is of the imagination of thoughts. This book as your child hears it will go to thinking and visions in dreams. I let this [...]
 
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