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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
Why do cats always win video games? They get nine lives! More than 350 stinky jokes inside, with goofy pictures on every page! Don't miss this kooky cat's clean collection of stale groaners, gaggy knee-slappers, corny wisecracks, eye-rolling puns, and dumb yuks to amuse, irritate, entertain, and annoy yourself and your friends.
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others. A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
Reviewed as one of the "Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today." A Great Gift for Any Golfer. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said "Laughter will [...]
 
Book: Clean Eating - The Benefits of an Eat Clean Diet by Dottie Copps
Do you know what clean eating means? Are you aware of all of its benefits? Maybe you wonder just what someone eats when they are on a clean eating diet. If you have wondered what the benefits of this diet are and how you can benefit from them, read "Clean Eating - The Benefits of an Eat Clean Diet." You will learn how to begin a clean eating diet, how to stay on the diet without having cravings [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Clean Eating - 1000 Anti Inflammatory Clean Eating Recipes - Intuitive Eating, Clean Eating Cookbook including the Best Instant Pot, Paleo and Air Fryer ...
These 1000 Recipes are the fundamental key to renewed health, improved wellbeing, a fresher, younger body and a new lease of life An incredible range of flavours that aim to please every palate with lasting improvements in auto-immune conditions Finally, we have a practical and effective answer to the problems of an over-active inflammatory system. It should come as no surprise to learn that the [...]
 
Book: Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." [...]
 
Book: Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby [...]
 
Book: The Return by Christy Newman
The people of Usoa have disappeared, and those left behind are dying of an unknown disease. A young woman leaves the plagued village to find help, and in the process she is taken by the very people who spread the illness. She is held hostage in a pitch black cage where the only lights are the glowing blue eyes staring back at her. To save her people is beyond her, but she meets a legendary [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: Clean Coal Killers - Richard Paladin Series by David E. Manuel
When terrorists threaten the U.S. power grid, it's time to send in Richard Paladin, America's top Environmental Protection Agent. At least, that's how Paladin's new boss, Frank, describes the assignment. But when Paladin starts digging through the personnel files at a Pennsylvania coal-fired power plant, he finds a lot more than the EPA bargained for like a partner who's not playing straight with [...]
 
Book: A House Divided by Sydell Irene Voeller
Rebecca Lorenzo, the young widow of a Hollywood actor who was killed by a crazed fan, is struggling to raise their young daughter, Wendy. Rebecca is embittered that God allowed her precious husband to die. She has turned her back on Him. Rebecca and Wendy move from L.A. to Rebecca's hometown on the Oregon coast. Due to a miscommunication, Rebecca mistakenly believes she can buy a Victorian house [...]
 
Book: The Clean Slate Accord by Sofia Diana Gabel
Tired of war and killing, Earth's Global Director Alexa Lange has developed a method of creating world peace by altering the population's brainwave activity. Assisted by her hyper-intelligent and quirky helper Jonas, Alexa is excited that her plan is becoming a reality. That is, until something goes terribly wrong. A sci-fi novella.
 
Book: Talwan's Vengeance (Turn of the Tides Book 1) by Christy & Sarah Newman
Swashbuckling paranormal filled with adventure, pirates, magic, mystery, and mayhem. This first book in the Turn of the Tides series begins the saga of two orphaned brothers who are separated when the younger is sold by a corrupt sirotiste to a rich, abusive slave owner. The remaining brother, Loslin, is Gifted with enormous powers which develop enough for him to lead an escape and take a [...]
 
Book: Sass Meets Class by Jill Hughey
Conversation gets pricklier than a cactus and desert temperatures are bound to rise when American common sense meets British nobility in Arizona Territory. Susan Mellott doesn't pay much attention to the outlandish Englishman who joins her family for the last leg of their overland journey. She considers Alexander Dorcester a source of bowing and boot-polishing amusement until he helps scare off a [...]
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: Stolen Horses, Stolen Hearts - A Clean Romance Novella with Humor and Suspense by Cindy A. Christiansen
Story-line: Ambitious former rodeo queen Harlee Jo Holiday must fix Oak Whitlock's troubled heart if she's ever going to get him to help rescue her stolen horses. The only trouble is even Oak's dog and horse can't stand to be around him. Brooding Oak Whitlock can't get his life on track. That is, until Harlee Jo comes riding up with her hopes and dreams. Between her and her stolen horses, will [...]
 
Book: 22 Kick Ass DASH Diet Recipes - Eat Clean, Lose Inches and Have Fun by Patty Anderson
Dear Friend, Did you know that there is one recipe that is so dangerous, yet so effective at causing food addiction and weight gain, that it's being used in virtually EVERY restaurant, EVERY canned food, and EVERY fast food on earth? Did you know that this one recipe is the single most powerful cause of your issues with gaining weight, as well as the top three killer diseases? Did you know that [...]
 
Book: The Office Guide To Insanity: Office Cartoons by Steven Corps
The Office Guide To Insanity! A cartoon book about life in the office long before the arrival of the internet, email, pdf document, laptops and latest office gadgets. It's a compilation of 150 cartoons drawn in the 1990's from my own collection of cartoon drawings. What started off as a simple little funny poster for a office department, turned into a collection of humourous drawing depicting [...]
 
Book: No Time for Love (Short Story #1 of True Love! Series) by Jacqueline Winslow
Clean Sweet Romance is Here to Stay!!! What you get in the No Time for Love: A Quick Clean Read - Christian Romance - A Romance Short Story (No Time for Love is a 90 min read) High Stakes Washington D.C. Business Woman, Michelle Rocco, has no time for love and no interest in anything else. When an emergency calls sends her frantically driving back to Roanoke, she is stranded on the side of the [...]
 
Book: 22 Kick Ass Juice Detox Recipes - Juice Clean, Lose Weight, and Have Fun! by Patty Anderson
Our super simple natural 22 Kick Ass Juice Detox Recipes e-book will teach you how to achieve easy detox naturally and why you should cleanse and detoxify your easy detox recipes body holistically with the seasons using 22 Amazing Holistic and Natural Detox Super Foods and simple detox recipes to create amazing tasting juices! The super simple easy 22 Kick Ass Juice Detox Recipes e-book will [...]
 
Book: One Step Back - A Titus Ray Thriller by Luana Ehrlich
CIA intelligence officer Titus Ray tries to recruit a nuclear scientist in Tehran. Days later, he goes on the run from the secret police. Titus Ray has been in Iran for the past two years trying to recruit assets willing to feed him intel on the Iranian opposition. When he unexpectedly meets Amir Madani, one of Iran's premier nuclear scientist, he can't resist the opportunity to pursue him as a [...]
 
Book: Duty - a novel of Rhynan by Rachel Rossano
Duty to King - Tomas Dyrease, the newly made Earl of Irvaine and the village of Wisenvale, owes his good fortune to his king and the recent civil war. When his benefactor demands Tomas marry the cousin of a noble, he obeys. However, no one warned him that she wasn't a typical noblewoman. Duty to Others - Brielle Solarius struggles to keep her village from starvation under the new Lord Wisten, her [...]
 
Book: Word and Deed by Rachel Rossano
(a short story loosely set in the medieval era) Death or an arranged marriage, Verity refuses to accept the choices. Verity Favian's father dies unexpectedly. Her half-brother, Verdon, lays claim to all their father left behind: title, castle, and her. Verdon cannot touch the land set aside for her dowry so he offers her hand for sale to the highest bidder. Lord Silvanticus, a man renowned for [...]
 
Book: Prophet's Revelation by Christy Newman
Silvermist is ruled by two kings, and the peoples are divided the Dree and the Dark Kingdom. When the Dark King orders an attack on the Dree, a young soldier risks his life to warn them. Galen has to choose between what is right and his own flesh and blood while the world stands on the brink of another war. (A standalone novella)
 
Book: Paint Me A Picture by Patsy Collins
Mavis Forthright carefully rehearses her jump from Portsmouth's Round Tower. She's existed for over five decades. Lived hardly at all. Will end her misery with a few second's fall into the cold sea. Except she's not quite ready to die. A half day's delay to try a bacon sandwich from the cafe won't matter. Mother's no longer there to disapprove. She delays another day to lend Janice a book. Then a [...]
 
Book: The Snail Man by Victoria Benchley
The choice between a stalker and the ideal man should be easy for Kathryn, if she can tell the difference. Kathryn has just been stood up for a blind date with the man of her dreams. Will she retreat to the world of grief and loneliness she usually inhabits, or pair up with the mysterious Art who reminds her so much of her deceased husband? Will the worldly Roger sweep her off her feet? Kathryn [...]
 
Book: Ten Million Reasons by Heather Gray
Money talks, and the way she spends hers tells him all he needs to know Richard needs to find a woman he can trust, and he needs to find her fast. He doesn't have time to waste on getting to know people, which means dating and interviewing are out of the question. So how can he get past that initial mask of good behavior to learn what people are really like? Easy! Give them ten million dollars [...]
 
Book: Take My Heart (Heroic Rogues Series) by Marie Higgins
**REVISED story. As of 6/12/17, this story is no longer a Colonial Romance. Instead, it's a Regency Romance Suspense). Previously titled "Take My Heart". Mercedes Maxwell is devastated when her twin sister is driven to take her own life by none other than her husband, William Braxton. Determined to make her brother-in-law pay for the injustice, Mercedes travels to Dorchester, England to find him. [...]
 
Book: The Safeguard by Diana Wilder
Lavinia Wheeler had watched as war had torn her world apart over the past three years When the Civil War comes to her doorstep, her generosity in opening her house as a hospital brings a change in her life far beyond any blessing she could have dreamed of or asked for. Changes come with a price: between dealing with the Yankee-hating townsfolk, her former slaves, a passel of wounded Yankees, a [...]
 
Book: Following Your Heart (Love Conquers All) by Cheryl Persons
It had been 10 years since Cassie and Seth said their goodbyes. They had both moved on and were leading happy lives, or were they? When Cassie finds herself back in Texas, everything changes. Cassie remembers the love that she once had and surprisingly finds herself longing for it again. Is it too late, or does her heart have other plans? Book #2 Mixing Business With Pleasure Book #3 Love From [...]
 
Book: Love Me Always (The Fielding Brothers Saga) by Marie Higgins
No Way Out - Catherine Martin is trapped. Either she wed an elderly man and commit to a marriage without love, or continue living with the father who believes her guilty of murder and one foot outside the asylum. Catherine picks marriage to the Duke of Ashton, Grant Fielding. However, when she stays with the Fielding family before the wedding, she doesn't plan on falling in love with Grant's [...]
 
Book: Death Cheater by Danielle Thorne
Whether it's strange things like dead butterflies fluttering to life, or the time she saved her dying grandpa just by willing him to live, Athena Gray knows that she is different.The only person who doesn't seem to think so is Dan, the most popular boy on Omega High School's baseball team. But even Dan can't understand the reason she acts haunted, until a spirit roaming the local historic burial [...]
 
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