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Book: Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright
Why do cats always win video games? They get nine lives! More than 350 stinky jokes inside, with goofy pictures on every page! Don't miss this kooky cat's clean collection of stale groaners, gaggy knee-slappers, corny wisecracks, eye-rolling puns, and dumb yuks to amuse, irritate, entertain, and annoy yourself and your friends.
 
Book: Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes
Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others. A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't [...]
 
Book: You Must Be Joking - Improve your communication, business, and interpersonal skills, all through the correct use of jokes. by Darrell Ben Mangum
Learn to tell jokes. Develop a good sense of humor. Learn to distinguish bad jokes from good jokes. Learn to tell a joke like a pro. Learn strong communication skills. Collect some really good jokes. After reading this book, you'll know when and where to tell a joke, and you'll be ready with some of the best jokes in the world.
 
Book: Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book - A Treasury of the Best Golf Jokes Causing Loud Guffaws and Laughing Convulsions
Reviewed as one of the "Funniest adult golf joke books on the market today." A Great Gift for Any Golfer. Amazing compilation of the funniest adult golf jokes ever heard! Hilarious Golf jokes for the clubhouse bar, delays on the golf course, tee backups. There are also entertaining golf anecdotes, and quotations from well known people throughout the book, like Bill Murray who said "Laughter will [...]
 
Book: The Finish Line by Leslie Scott
Another night at the races is more than burnt rubber with a hit of nitrous. For one young woman, it's navigating trauma, love, and loss in the stifling Texas heat under the watchful gaze of her brother's best friend and reigning King of the Streets, Jordan Slater. Home in Arkadia again, Raelynn Casey starts to heal from a terrible incident at college. She finds love in Jordan, a member of her [...]
 
Book: Tall, Dark, and Bad by Charlotte Hughes
A Contemporary Romance From NY Times Bestselling Author Charlotte Hughes Summer Pettigrew is in desperate need of a fiance, a temporary job, mind you . . . Bad Boy Cooper Garrett answers the call. He swaggers into Summer's High Society Life oozing testosterone. He's hardly what Summer expected, the man straddles a mean looking motorcycle, for Pete's sake! But Summer is stuck with him for the time [...]
 
Book: Blessings, Bullets and Bad Bad Men by B. A. Kelly
Jim Blessing, thirty-eight year old gunfighter and drifter rides into a sleepy border town in New Mexican Territory, thirsty, prosperous and single. He wakes up the next morning hung over, broke and married to a beautiful, young Spanish aristocrat and he can't remember how he got that way. Then someone starts shooting at him. "I've been married, robbed and shot at and it ain't even noon yet.'' [...]
 
Book: How To Be A Smart SOB Like Me by Larry Landgraf
Work, money, food, relationships, life in general these are the everyday struggles for billions crowded into our challenging world. Larry Landgraf tells us his story and the many lessons he's learned for finding extraordinary happiness. How to Be a Smart SOB Like Me is a stark but heartfelt examination of a life well-lived. You might like him, and you might not, but you can't help but learn ways [...]
 
Book: From Ice and Snow (Life Is Calling Book 2) by Dianne Kozdrey Bunnell
From Ice and Snow is a fictional memoir, sequel to The Protest. Jane Bernard lost her 12-year-old twin daughters to a religious hijacking perpetrated by their father, Reverend Logan Churlick. Jane is heartbroken and embittered by the loss, causing her to jeopardize her once-happy marriage with her great love, Bolivar Bernard. When her daughters are 18, Bekah reaches out to her mother. But Bekah's [...]
 
Book: Nasreddin Hoja Stories by Evren Sener
Nasreddin Hoja, the great Turkish mystic, is the contemporary of Rumi. They even leaved in the same region in Turkey. He sometimes lived his life as a scholar, judge and as an imam. He is known with his several funny story/jokes which teaches sincerity, patience, tolerance and persistence. His wife, his son, kids of the neighbors, artisans, mullahs, villagers, thieves and his donkey are the main [...]
 
Book: Amateur Night by Marla Martenson
If you are looking for a short story with lots of laughs, Amateur Night is for you. In the relationship tango called "Compromise," Marla has bent over backwards a few times too many. Though her Latin husband is a passionate lover, his anger has a fiery side as well. He had promised a special Valentine's Day, but on the morning of the celebration, Marla's resentment spews. The vivid memory of a [...]
 
Book: Snitch - True Stories of Destructive Classrooms and Bad Teachers by Catherine D'Aquila
The book includes stories regarding my children's educational experiences from kindergarten through some years in high school. The text highlights the negative impact of some educators. The second part of the book allowed me to share my experiences as a third grade teacher, highlighting the impact of destructive classrooms and "bad" teachers. The cover includes inappropriate quotes said by [...]
 
Book: Spank Material for the Clinically Insane by Jason Alan
The tweet reviews so far: "Better than a dumpster fuck in exchange for a 40 oz of Schlitz." -@errhmagerd - "Yo dickheads, check out this new book. I'm reading it now. It's fucking hilarious." -@xHobosexualx - "If you didn't get what you wanted this Christmas, buy this book... it's my new inspiration." -@VerifiedDrunk - "Shiiiiiiiiiit, now I have to write a book. Nice job, fuckface." [...]
 
Book: Sustenance For Consideration - The First Digestion by Sean Beaumont
A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?", "I don't get this one", "Or this one", "This one's actually kind of funny", and "Well I never!" (But only if you're a snobby [...]
 
Book: Kill Me Now! A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield by Lawrence Fisher
Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE. In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he [...]
 
Book: A Problem With Donuts by Ben Woodard
Hundreds of donuts whizzing by. Every kind she could imagine. And Elizabeth had to have one. But when she has MORE than one, strange and hilarious things happen. A fun picture book for kids and adults with extras including jokes, activities, and coloring pages. A humorous fantasy adventure for children ages 4-8.
 
Book: The Trump Chronicles, The First 100 Days by Chris Dahl
The Trump Chronicles, Volume 1 is a collection of news articles that cover POTUS 45's bid for election and subsequent rise to power. Just kidding. It's "fake news" or "alternative facts." Moreover, it a spoof of Trump, his cronies, and all of his Trumpisms, a classic satire on the current political scene in the tradition of Doonesbury and National Lampoon.
 
Book: My Self Serving Book of Facebook Statuses and Notes by Vinnie Rinaudo
I've been told for years that I should write a book. The problem is I'm too lazy to write one. However I've had facebook for 3 years and in that time I know that all my statuses have equaled a book. I have kept some of my statuses out of this because they are personal and not very entertaining. I also have kept the comments under my statuses out of this for two reasons. One is there is too many [...]
 
Book: The Office Guide To Insanity: Office Cartoons by Steven Corps
The Office Guide To Insanity! A cartoon book about life in the office long before the arrival of the internet, email, pdf document, laptops and latest office gadgets. It's a compilation of 150 cartoons drawn in the 1990's from my own collection of cartoon drawings. What started off as a simple little funny poster for a office department, turned into a collection of humourous drawing depicting [...]
 
Book: Bad Jack by Adam Moon
Jack has been brought in by the government to study strange objects. These objects are dangerous to the touch, but not to Jack. When his superiors discover he can interact with the objects, he's brought even further into the fold. Soon he's introduced to bizarre creatures that just a handful of people have ever witnessed. His simple life has turned into a freak show. And it only gets worse.
 
Book: Bad Analysis by Colin Knight
In London, a delusional racist aristocrat, invisible, privileged, and well-protected by his station, ruthlessly coordinates a diabolical attack, a slaughter disguised as a domestic terror assault. Deep in the core of MI5, a traitor, misuses, redirects and controls official resources. Manipulating a group of cowards, rapists, murderers, and virulent racists culled from the ranks of the English [...]
 
Book: It's Not as Bad as it Sounds (my life with MS & Fibro) by Yvonne Decelis
This book is a series of essays I wrote while in College about my life with a focus on "invisible condtions" like Multiple Sclerosis and Fibromyalgia. In my book I go over what life has been like with these conditions by going over my upbringing and my life prior to, during and after diagnosis. I have also written this for people seeking information on how to interact with others who have [...]
 
Book: The Good, The Bad and The Murderous by Chester D. Campbell
Medicare fraud, drug trafficking, a hired killer, a crooked cop, it's a nightmare scenario PI Sid Chance finds himself in when he takes a tough assignment-prove a young man just out of prison for murder when he was twelve did not commit a new homicide. Everything is thrown upside down when Jaz LeMieux, the wealthy ex-cop working with him on the case, finds herself accused of a despicable crime, [...]
 
Book: The Bad Poet by Michael Paul Fuller
The tragedy of 9-11 changed many things for Americans that will never be the same. In the cloudy days soon thereafter, Carla King's husband disappeared without a trace and she was left with their daughter to survive. After their divorce, she was living a mundane life one day at a time when one night while out with friends, she runs into Cutino Grigsby, her mister right. From the start, time spent [...]
 
Book: Closing The Gap (Dangerous Pasts Book 1) by Colleen Charles
Will a madman destroy their second chance at happiness? Hellbent on escaping her past and focusing on her future, Lake Harrison finds solace working with champion Arabian horses, but knows that she needs more in her life than just the equine. So when her long-time crush is up for bid at a charity auction, she goes all in for a date with something that stands on only two legs. After all that he's [...]
 
Book: BAD LIES by Rolynn Anderson
Italy's haunted caves spell danger for an American golfer and a NATO geologist. Sophie Maxwell is a late-blooming, unorthodox golfer, and mother of a precocious thirteen year-old. Determined to put divorce, bankruptcy, and a penchant for gambling in her past, Sophie goes to Italy for a qualifying golf tournament. Jack Walker turned his back on a pro golfing career to become a geologist. As a [...]
 
eBook: Bad Blood by Debra Doyle, James D. Macdonald
Bad Blood - It started with a group of teenagers telling scary stories around a campfire. No one believed Jay's wild tale of moonlight and werewolves. They thought he was kidding when he said, "By morning, you'll all be dead." But Valerie saw the strange hunger in the boy's eyes-and that night, she felt the sharp touch of his fangs . The Transformation of Valerie - I was wiping off my mouth with [...]
 
Book: West of Me by Jamie Godfrey
Kyle Meyers left his small town in Wisconsin to pursue his dream of becoming a fashion designer. With two suitcases and $100, he begins his journey at design school. Along the way, he makes lasting friendships, meets a porn star, finally hooks up with Glitter Boy, goes on a bevy of awkward dates and works for a string of evil bosses. This offbeat coming of age tale is a valentine to the moments, [...]
 
Book: Scorch (WHB MC club Book 1) by Laurie Pailes-Lindeman
Synopsis - When undercover DEA agent Baylor Horton is sent to the Boston Division to infiltrate a local outlaw motorcycle club known as the White Horse gang he isn't prepared for the feisty bad ass biker that knocks him on his ass. Lita Harkins AKA ( BB) has been on Bikes her whole life. Her dad is the President of the White Horse Motorcycle club and Lita is his whole life. Lita loves life in the [...]
 
Book: Ian's Gang - The Bad Ian by Ian Kidd
This is the first story in the science fiction adventure series "Ian's Gang". In "The Bad Ian", Prince Ian Williams from the planet Zakaria is chosen to head up a new organization - "Ian's Gang" - for the purpose of introducing the Earth to its true place in the cosmos. Unfortunately, Ian's crazily jealous and just-plain-crazy identical twin brother Julius ("The Bad Ian") Williams intends to put [...]
 
Book: His Unquenchable Desire by Joy Tremay
No woman has ever denied him...until now. In the urban jungle of Los Angeles, hard-working city girl Cathlene Patterson has her hands full juggling two jobs. She meets wealthy and cynical businessman Nick Maxwell who immediately falls hard for her independent spirit. He offers to rescue her from the daily grind but she's no damsel in distress. Although she craves Nick with a burning lust, she [...]
 
Book: MULE by James William
Mule (noun) slang: A person who is paid to transport illegal drugs for a dealer - Young Texan Cole is a mule for the cartels, running drugs and other contraband across the West Texas plains and through the border into Mexico. When Hal, Cole's recently retired neighbour foolishly makes the decision to join him on a ride one day, the job goes terribly and unexpectedly wrong. Hal's young neighbour [...]
 
Book: Chasing Wren's Tale by J. A. Fales
A steamy modern fairytale with humor and a twist: Stubborn, limber yoga instructor Wren Cavanaugh's once upon a time has been riddled with bad luck since her adoptive mother died ten years ago. Most recently, her worthless fiance drained her savings and ran off with a woman whose "nom de stripper" came straight from a can of soda. The only positives in her life are swearing off men, owning Wren's [...]
 
Book: Bad Day by M. J. Ferguson
After experiencing one of the worst days of his life, Greg stops at the first bar he sees to have a few drinks before heading home. There he meets the enigmatic Angel. Unable to resist the pull he feels for the mysterious stranger, Greg soon finds himself falling under Angel's spell. But will Angel be his saving grace or is he the devil in disguise? 15,000+ words Included: Excerpt from Depravity [...]
 
Book: Highway Song - A Smokey's Roadhouse Novel by Jessa Jacobs
After witnessing a murder, Amy's running from a vicious gang. Her last dollar brings her to Smokey's Roadhouse, a rough biker bar in the middle of nowhere Wyoming, where she takes a job in the hope of saving some money before the killers are again hot on her heels. The last thing she expects is her ex-stepbrother, Rex, to show up. To her relief, he doesn't recognize her, but he comes on to her [...]
 
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