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Book: An English Custom by James Henry
Major Rupert Stonely came home after a dubious career selling surplus army equipment. Unfortunately, the army didn't know that. He had also expected to inherit his late mother's estate; she, it seemed, had other ideas. Rupert was about to be usurped by a glorified-waiter and he, quite literally, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. Timothy Montague however, did - he just didn't know how [...]
 
Book: But Can You Drink The Water? by Jan Hurst-Nicholson
Follow the hilarious lives of the naive Turner family as they emigrate from Liverpool to sunny South Africa. Laugh out loud as they encounter 'crocodiles' on the wall, strange African customs and unintelligible Afrikaans accents. Cringe with them as their visiting in-laws embarrass them in front of their new SA friends. If you enjoyed Educating Rita and Shirley Valentine you will recognise Mavis [...]
 
Book: Finding Zoe Dawes - A Minor Minus story (Tales from Minor/Major Minus) by Matt Langford
Tom has a problem. Indeed, a number of problems arise for him through the course of Finding Zoe Dawes, the first and penultimate novel of The Major/Minor Minus stories. Many of these problems boil down to the behaviour of Rag Bowman - old school friend and serial provocateur. His utter inability to find even an ounce of sympathy for Tom following the suicide of Hazel, Tom's wife, is a problem. [...]
 
Book: Shakespeare Resumed (Ternacci Poems Book 10) by B Pepinesq
A NEW entertaining approach to Shakespeare's plays in Ternacci form is to be found in SHAKESPEARE RESUMED. A total of 55 ternacci; including 34 ternacci on Shakespeare's play MACBETH in five acts 'Oyez, Oyez, tickety-boo - know thou thy willy - amuse you.' Pepin. To find out more "Look inside" SHAKESPEARE RESUMED.
 
Book: The Hole Opportunity (The Hole Trilogy) by James Minter
Colin and Izzy Griggs' traditional farming way of life is under threat from red tape from Brussels and Whitehall. Taking inspiration from a doughnut, Colin sets up a "Hole Farming Business". His first job is to supply 18 holes for the newly refurbished golf course. Colin's ineptness leads to a number of incidents surrounding the grand opening, creating an arch enemy of the Club's Captain: Major [...]
 
Book: Bloodwrath - 'Thursday; dress casual' by Chris Lane
UK NUMBER ONE BESTSELLING COMEDY NOVEL "Actually had me crying with laughter at certain points, well written and the plot just keeps unravelling. A fantastic read all round, Highly recommend!!!!" "This is truly the best book I have read in ages. It is not for children but has a great ( and sinister) story line. The black homour had me rolling with laughter in places. Read the book in a day; it [...]
 
Book: The Queen's Envoy by David Prosser
After inheriting his Title,Lord David little realised he would also inherit a job. After all, he'd just retired. But this job was as an unofficial envoy to HMG and could he turn it down? He's a fish out of water groping his way from situation to situation with a hint of desparation but with all the aplomb and stiff upper lip he can muster.Will he cope with all that life throws at him and all the [...]
 
Book: Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - The Complete Trilogy by Mark C Sutton
Brian Miller is a devoted family man in his seventies, with a sinister secret; in the nineteen sixties, he murdered three people, and he got away with it. But Brian put aside his murderous ways, focusing instead on enjoying a happy life with his new young family. Many years later, a personal tragedy results in Brian's long dormant blood-lust to rise to the surface again, and the ageing serial [...]
 
Book: Dog! - You'll Never Look At Your Dog the Same Way Again. by Mike Robbins
So you think you know your dog? Bazza is an easy-going middle-aged college lecturer with a taste for weed, porn, beer and redheads. When he adopts a rescue dog, he sees nothing odd about the animal. Then a Himalayan monk comes to visit, and senses something strange. Dog is a powerful story of love and loss, sin, redemption and dog mess. You'll never see your pet the same way again.
 
Book: Looking For Trouble - K'Barthan Series - Part 4 by M T McGuire
The Pan of Hamgee doesn't believe in miracles but if he's going to save K'Barth it looks as if he might need one. He's not quite as alone as he thought. The punters from The Parrot and Screwdriver are right behind him and he has rescued three of his friends from the Grongolian Security Forces, who are now of course, three of the nation's most wanted, which doesn't make life easy. He even has [...]
 
Book: Jeremy's Juicy Pair by Mark Sutton
A double-bill of perversion... 'Jeremy's Juicy Pair' contains the two full length novels, 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking', and it's sequel, 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker'. 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking' Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family [...]
 
Book: Looking for La La by Ellie Campbell
** Literally a laugh out loud kind of book! ** Just don't start reading it an hour before bed Gia Scott (VineVoice) A very funny peek into the life and mind of Cathy, housewife, mum and frustrated woman. Highly recommended!- Michele Gorman, Best-selling author of THE BIG LITTLE WEDDING IN CARLTON SQUARE Bored stay at home mother, Cathy, finds her predictable routine upturned as she investigates a [...]
 
Book: More Barsetshire Diary by David Prosser
As my second book had been a form of prequel to the first and some readers (I didn't pay them honestly) were clamouring (OK, asking nicely) when they'd see the next one I wasn't sure what to do. People had enjoyed both books but I'd got most pleasure from writing the second one. My wife suggested perhaps I could continue with the first, after all I'd sort of left it hanging where she'd [...]
 
Book: The Return Of Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - Part One - Manhunt by Mark C Sutton
Britain's oldest serial killer is back... with a vengeance! Psychopathic pensioner Brian Miller returns in this sequel to the original 'Grandad Miller, Serial Killer' trilogy. This time, it's grandad Miller's turn to be hunted; alone, desperate, and with the police at every turn, Brian falls foul of a local gangster, who belongs to a larger, organised criminal empire. With a bad back, knackered [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking - Complete Version by Mark Sutton
The greatest pervert and stalker that the United Kingdom has ever known is finally here in this full-length tale of warped desires and unhinged passion! Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family because of 'that thing that happened with great auntie Mavis shortly after [...]
 
Book: Forsythia - A Memoir of Lost Generations by Peter Longley
Encased within the drama of John Galsworthy's 'The Forsyte Saga ,' Peter Hovenden Longley weaves an autobiographical reminiscence of his own English family from the 1880s to the 1960s. Brought up in the last days of 'Forsythia', a world of the 3 percent born in privilege to serve the British Empire, Longley celebrates his family's lost generations. Nothing--neither the abdication of the king and [...]
 
Book: FAT - Dirty Habits (Cappuccino Fiction Book 30) by B Pepinesq
#FatAware You or someone you know is FAT. This is a short story of one man confronted by his dirty habits. Join him on this surprising journey as he is challenged to make changes. "Hugely entertaining" Read for FREE 24/7 with Kindle Unlimited.* "...now or never...his pulses racing, his heart thumping...He forced himself further...there was no holding back now..." Quote: "Fat bellies attract the [...]
 
Book: Between the Eyes - Kingdom of Innocence (Cappuccino Fiction Book 11) by B Pepinesq
"Through the eyes of a child" Can innocence once lost be ever replaced? Not a question that this short story of just over one thousand words is likely to answer. There again you will come away with the knowledge of what did strike King Pepin, King of the Kingdom of Innocence between the eyes You can read this 'Quick Read' for 'FREE' with Kindle Unlimited* Kingdom of Innocence is part of the eBook [...]
 
Book: Rolling in the Aisles - Kingdom of Folly (Cappuccino Fiction Book 3) by B Pepinesq
"We are all capable of doing something foolish." In the Kingdom of Folly the all-powerful Monarch was simply looking for a laugh. Yet King Pepin, King of the Kingdom of Folly did something foolish. It was to change the Kingdom of Folly forever. Just how foolish can you be? Would you do the same? Read all about this particular foolishness in this short story of two thousand words today. Kingdom of [...]
 
Book: Bad Boy (Invertary Book 5) by janet elizabeth henderson
A Bad Boy trying to be good, a Good Girl driven to be bad and a five year old who wants to rule the world... When an injury ends Flynn Boyle's professional soccer career, he doesn't know what to do with himself or the rest of his life. According to the tabloid press, all he's good for is partying hard, womanizing and making an ass of himself. The sad thing is--they aren't far wrong. With no other [...]
 
Book: Psychological Terror - The Child Within (Cappuccino Fiction Book 13) by B Pepinesq
"Every day in every way exercise the Child within you." Sounds sort of harmless and might even be fun. There again before taking any wild beast out of its cage for a bit of exercise careful consideration needs to be given as to what type it is. It might bite the hand that feeds it. Read for 'FREE' with Kindle Unlimited* When more is less and less is more, this Quick Reads of one thousand words - [...]
 
Book: Dissecting Humour by Nic Andela & Janine Boddy
"Dissecting Humour" is a collection of amusing, toe curling and, at times, horrifying urban legends and anecdotes from thoseinthemedicalprofession. Frombushclinicsindeepest Africa to the National Health Hospitals in England, the reader is treated to eye-opening accounts of what really goes on behind-the-scenes: inventive use of drugs, mischievous med students and lost tempers are just some of the [...]
 
Book: Garethée the Younger - & Loopy Loup (Cappuccino Fiction Book 9) by B Pepinesq
Our story begins in Paris musing over 'travelwaits' then arriving in London outside the famous St Pauls Cathedral we sit on the dusty steps and hear the story of Garethee the Younger and her mongrel companion old Loopy Loup. "One evening Garethee the Younger who at 93 suddenly leaves the 'Blue tinted Rose, Home of Genteel Repose' to go and see the sea. Much later her faithful mongrel Old Loopy [...]
 
Book: The Curse - of the Mermaid's Purse (Cappuccino Fiction Book 6) by B Pepinesq
The story behind the song This is the story behind the song: 'The Mermaid's Purse;' a story of a shocking theft, impending misery, fear, outstanding courage, a truly evil encounter, suspense, reward and terrifying punishment. All of this within the time it takes to sip one's Cappuccino. Read for FREE 24/7 with Kindle Unlimited.* Although it will no doubt take a little longer than a Cappuccino or [...]
 
Book: Indie Author - full uncensored interview (Cappuccino Fiction Book 10) by B Pepinesq
The Best 'Besty' Seller interview they are all talking about Was it legal? Was it ethical? and frankly what a climax at the end. Don't you just wish to know the sequel? Well one thing at a time. After Besty's group experiment into Spelunking the Collective Consciousness she responds to an awakening desire to go one step further. Here is your chance to read the full uncensored interview for [...]
 
Book: Broomsticks, Walking Sticks & Zimmer Frames by Sue Moorhouse
Fairy Tales for the Mature. 'Why is it always the young and glamorous - the beautiful princesses and handsome princes - who dominate fairy tales? These fun, adult, fairy tales are written from the viewpoint of the older characters: Red Riding Hood's grandma, a fairy godmother with a touch of Alzheimer's, the matron of Rapunzel's boarding school, a very stressed planning officer, the troll in the [...]
 
Book: Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series - Part 1 by M T McGuire
Few Are Chosen, K'Barthan Series: Part 1 Meet The Pan of Hamgee: coward, unwilling adventurer and, by some miracle, K'Barth's longest surviving outlaw. He just wants a quiet life so working as getaway driver is probably a bad career move. Then he falls in love at first sight with a woman he hasn't even met who comes from an alternative reality. That's when things really begin to get complicated. [...]
 
Book: The Cook's Comeuppance (Duncan Dewar Mysteries Book 3) by Victoria Benchley
Hoping to combine work with pleasure and jumpstart his new company, Duncan takes a lucrative case in Spain investigating an accidental death at an exclusive artist enclave. Almost immediately he senses something is amiss. Did a chef use a stove to kill a cook? What other secrets lurk in the charming village and artist colony? Duncan must solve a murder without motive. Joined by family members and [...]
 
Book: Spelunking of the Collective Consciousness - Writing an eBook (Cappuccino Fiction 8) by B Pepinesq
A tightly constructed three-act play that dares to sit in the lap of James Joyce's Ulysses. Spelunking of the Collective Consciousness asks some fundamental questions: Why do we write? - What to write about? - What to do next? Answers and personal revelations are recounted through the four characters; Best Seller, Elvis, Vincent and Gradlon who indulge in a spot of 'Round Table Coming Together' [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker by Mark C Sutton
Britain's strangest pervert and stalker is back, weirder, filthier, and sexier than ever before! 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker' sees the return of Jeremy Felliwell, who, once again, has recently been released from a mysterious 'establishment' following his suicide (and inexplicable resurrection) six years earlier. Jeremy is now living a relatively happy existence in a new [...]
 
Book: Language of Love - in the Kingdom of Amour (Cappuccino Fiction Book 2) by B Pepinesq
"Searching for some light entertainment around the subject of Amour?" Imagine in the Kingdom of Amour you have recently become the all-powerful Monarch. Your word is the absolute law. Here is the chance to make a difference and have it all your way. What will you do? In this short story King Pepin, King of the Kingdom of Amour proclaims his love in a clear and definite fashion and... You will [...]
 
Book: Goldiloks & Three Pink Shrimps - A Satirical Fairy-tale (Cappuccino Fiction Book 7) by B Pepinesq
Goldiloks & Three Pink Shrimps a Pepinesque fairy tale: You will discover Goldiloks, a mermaid. Papa Alfa, a pink shrimp. Papa Beatha, (pronounced without the 'h ') also a pink shrimp and Youngstirred a pink shrimp with perhaps a touch of grey. Read for FREE 24/7 with Kindle Unlimited.* This story is part of the entertaining, enthralling, sometimes challanging and often surprising series of Quick [...]
 
Book: Experience the Pépinesque Cappuccino Fiction Previews 1 - 10 - Cappuccino Fiction Previews 1 - 10 by B Pepinesq
10 Great Previews of the Pepinesque. "Entertaining, enthralling, sometimes challenging and often surprising." Pepinesque the genre:- British humour + Nonsense + Burlesque + a dash of Je ne sais quoi. 10 great previews from around eight hundred to one thousand and five hundred words each. And not forgetting at the end of this literary treat a recipe for a Tiffin which requires no cooking time. [...]
 
Book: Racing With The Rain by Ken Puddicombe
Racing With The Rain: A fast moving rain cloud in an otherwise clear sky triggers a sudden downpour and people run for cover. Is it possible to outrun the rain? Can one ever really escape the past? Guyanese born and Canadian naturalized Carl Dias will find out as he returns for his father's funeral. His visit will bring him in conflict with a government that is facing threats from an expat group [...]
 
Book: From Barren Rocks...To Living Stones by Jon Magee
From Scotland to East Anglia and internationally in Australia and America all ages are riveted by this story. The unique style of using the journey back to England as a frame to tell the deeper story is proving to be a great enticement to those of East Anglia as their acts of kindness are revealed. Helen Eadie, Member of the Scottish Parliament, writes in the forward "Jon . . . provides insight [...]
 
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