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Book: Penny Crayon (The prequel...) by Peter Maddocks
Penny Crayon the prequel, tells the story of a girl called Penny, who with her friend Dennis have the most amazing adventures that can take them all over the world, and can also lead them into all sorts of problems! Penny Crayon has lots of tales to tell, but this book tells the story of how it all began! Not seen elsewhere! From budding artist, to the girl who really can bring life too her [...]
 
Book: Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - The Complete Trilogy by Mark C Sutton
Brian Miller is a devoted family man in his seventies, with a sinister secret; in the nineteen sixties, he murdered three people, and he got away with it. But Brian put aside his murderous ways, focusing instead on enjoying a happy life with his new young family. Many years later, a personal tragedy results in Brian's long dormant blood-lust to rise to the surface again, and the ageing serial [...]
 
Book: Jeremy's Juicy Pair by Mark Sutton
A double-bill of perversion... 'Jeremy's Juicy Pair' contains the two full length novels, 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking', and it's sequel, 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker'. 'Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking' Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family [...]
 
Book: The Return Of Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - Part One - Manhunt by Mark C Sutton
Britain's oldest serial killer is back... with a vengeance! Psychopathic pensioner Brian Miller returns in this sequel to the original 'Grandad Miller, Serial Killer' trilogy. This time, it's grandad Miller's turn to be hunted; alone, desperate, and with the police at every turn, Brian falls foul of a local gangster, who belongs to a larger, organised criminal empire. With a bad back, knackered [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Summer of Stalking - Complete Version by Mark Sutton
The greatest pervert and stalker that the United Kingdom has ever known is finally here in this full-length tale of warped desires and unhinged passion! Jeremy Felliwell is a very strange and unhinged individual; recently released back into society from a mysterious 'establishment', and shunned by most of his family because of 'that thing that happened with great auntie Mavis shortly after [...]
 
Book: Dissecting Humour by Nic Andela & Janine Boddy
"Dissecting Humour" is a collection of amusing, toe curling and, at times, horrifying urban legends and anecdotes from thoseinthemedicalprofession. Frombushclinicsindeepest Africa to the National Health Hospitals in England, the reader is treated to eye-opening accounts of what really goes on behind-the-scenes: inventive use of drugs, mischievous med students and lost tempers are just some of the [...]
 
Book: Broomsticks, Walking Sticks & Zimmer Frames by Sue Moorhouse
Fairy Tales for the Mature. 'Why is it always the young and glamorous - the beautiful princesses and handsome princes - who dominate fairy tales? These fun, adult, fairy tales are written from the viewpoint of the older characters: Red Riding Hood's grandma, a fairy godmother with a touch of Alzheimer's, the matron of Rapunzel's boarding school, a very stressed planning officer, the troll in the [...]
 
Book: An English Custom by James Henry
Major Rupert Stonely came home after a dubious career selling surplus army equipment. Unfortunately, the army didn't know that. He had also expected to inherit his late mother's estate; she, it seemed, had other ideas. Rupert was about to be usurped by a glorified-waiter and he, quite literally, didn't have the balls to do anything about it. Timothy Montague however, did - he just didn't know how [...]
 
Book: Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker by Mark C Sutton
Britain's strangest pervert and stalker is back, weirder, filthier, and sexier than ever before! 'Jeremy and the Winter of the World-Wide Stalker' sees the return of Jeremy Felliwell, who, once again, has recently been released from a mysterious 'establishment' following his suicide (and inexplicable resurrection) six years earlier. Jeremy is now living a relatively happy existence in a new [...]
 
Book: Lethal Takeout by Vered Ehsani
A Dark Urban Fantasy with a Sense of Humour When Axe Cooper is murdered while picking up Chinese takeout, he's pretty irritated about the loss of a good dinner, not to mention being dead. Not prepared to move on just yet, Axe decides to stick around and haunt his best friend Lily Chan while trying to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to [...]
 
Book: The Return of Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - Part Two - Hell-Ride by Mark C Sutton
Grandad Miller is back, and facing his deadliest opponent yet, in this fast-paced instalment of the 'Grandad Miller, Serial Killer' series... Alone, isolated, and craving a quiet, peaceful new beginning, multiple murderer Brian Miller finds himself hunted once more, not only by the 'South Coast Vipers', a criminal gang who are hell-bent on claiming the considerable bounty that has been offered [...]
 
Book: The Dead Winter Mountain Murders - Part One - Stephen by Mark C Sutton
They say that Stephen Hartley is one of the United Kingdom's worst serial killers... perhaps... but he's definitely the most nerdy. When the body of a woman is found buried in a peat-bog near Scarr Mountain, a police investigation quickly unearths many more grim discoveries in the surrounding area. Soon, their number one suspect is in custody... a geeky, squeamish, anxiety-ridden cry-baby with a [...]
 
Book: A Little Bit of Me by Angela Gascoigne
Relax! Put your feet up, and give in to your guilty pleasure. Here we have short stories, flash fiction and a little pinch of poetry in a variety of themes with something for everyone. A Little Bit of Me, is my fifth e book to be published, and my second collection. Delve inside the pages of this book to experience a little bit of me - from the soft and fluffy to the dark and deep. There's more [...]
 
Book: The expected demise of Bernard Fish by Ed Halliday
A very unique and comical view of life, death and all that comes after it. This very darkly humorous but strangely heart warming tale follows the unremarkable Bernard Fish as he learns that living is far less simple than he thought. He also discovers that being dead is more exciting than he could ever have imagined, not that he has ever had much of an imagination. Betrayal, greed, love and lust [...]
 
Book: But Can You Drink The Water? by Jan Hurst-Nicholson
Follow the hilarious lives of the naive Turner family as they emigrate from Liverpool to sunny South Africa. Laugh out loud as they encounter 'crocodiles' on the wall, strange African customs and unintelligible Afrikaans accents. Cringe with them as their visiting in-laws embarrass them in front of their new SA friends. If you enjoyed Educating Rita and Shirley Valentine you will recognise Mavis [...]
 
Book: Grandad Miller, Serial Killer - The Complete Trilogy by Mark Sutton
You'll never feel safe on your allotment again... Brian Miller is a devoted family man in his seventies, with a sinister secret; in the nineteen sixties, he murdered three people and got away with it. But Brian put aside his murderous ways, focusing instead on enjoying a happy life with his new young family. Many years later, a personal tragedy results in Brian's long dormant blood-lust to rise [...]
 
Book: Finding Zoe Dawes - A Minor Minus story (Tales from Minor/Major Minus) by Matt Langford
Tom has a problem. Indeed, a number of problems arise for him through the course of Finding Zoe Dawes, the first and penultimate novel of The Major/Minor Minus stories. Many of these problems boil down to the behaviour of Rag Bowman - old school friend and serial provocateur. His utter inability to find even an ounce of sympathy for Tom following the suicide of Hazel, Tom's wife, is a problem. [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
In a world where risk has been eliminated Abraham Pope shines. He has a safe house, in a safe street, and he has a safe job, in a safe building. In fact, he's so incredibly safe, all he has to concentrate on is being safer. In a world where risk has been eliminated Unexpected things shouldn't happen. This world is not ready for unexpected things. Unexpected things would mess all the other things [...]
 
Book: Just Turn Left at the Mountain - Multi Entry Trials and Tribulations Meandering Across Chinese Borders by Andy Smart
When Andy's redundancy money clears in the bank, and with middle age fast approaching, the only realistic course of action is to wave goodbye to the UK and start again. A one way ticket to China please! This is one man's light-hearted three year account of his numerous attempts and failures of settling down and creating a new life in a different culture. Wanted: A traditional house with sliding [...]
 
Book: Never to be Seen Again by R. Shangit
'Never To Be Seen Again' is my first autobiographical book, documenting my career as an electrician and later an employee within the education system. Often humorous, it describes my journey through the Heath and Thatcher years, the ensuing power cuts and industrial unrest. Whilst my incarceration within the education system has been enlightening, it has left a definite impact upon me which I [...]
 
Book: Kongomato by Roger Lawrence
After three right-wing thugs break into a museum to steal a diamond, they inadvertently release a ten million year old monster which proceeds to create havoc in London. As if the Prime Minster doesn't have enough to cope with, he cannot even tell the general public about this threat. With only days before "friendly powers" take the matter into their own hands, only one man can resolve the crisis: [...]
 
Book: Beyond Decency by Aita Choya
Collection of short sexual fantasy stories inspired by real events. Written by a Zimbabwean woman. Be warned, these stories are Jaw-Dropping, Dick-Raising and Pussy-Wetting, with a Zest of humour! Featuring; SPIT ROAST: Part 1 to 3. I was reunited with 2 former schoolmates, 10 years on. Brace yourself for what happened when I was alone with the two men in my house. We were tipsy, friendly and [...]
 
Book: JUST MARRIED, PLEASE EXCUSE by Yashodhara Lal
Caution: Marriage Ahead ... Yashodhara, a quick-tempered gal from the big city, is hitched to Vijay, a laidback desi boy from a small town in one word, trouble! The young couple must learn to adjust to married life and to each other whether it is Yashodhara s tamper tantrums or Vijay s foot-in-mouth syndrome with a little help from their idiosyncratic staff Zarreena and Vinod, their nutty friend [...]
 
Book: THE GIRL FROM THE DISCOTHEQUE by Bennett Arron
For over twenty years Steve has obsessed about her - a girl he once saw at a local disco. Now, in his late thirties, with his talent agency business losing money and his debts increasing, Steve realises he can't move on until he does something about this memory that won't stop dancing in his brain. Inspired by a true story. QUOTES - "A touching, funny, page-turning book about what the heart wants [...]
 
Book: Having Fun by Simon Kemp
Trapped in a hall of mirrors, waging a war against the people who sell dreams... At the theme park, Greg loads people onto the Sheep Dip roller coaster. When the ride is over, he helps them off again. Some of them are laughing. Quite a few of them are wet. All of them are happy. Greg is not happy, though. He's starting to realize that something is wrong at at the park. And not just here: [...]
 
Book: Sorting Out Sid by Yashodhara Lal
Meet Sid, a master at the art of denial, in this - hilarious, insightful tale of modern-day - living and relationships - Siddharth Agarwal aka Sid has it all - a fifteen-year-long marriage, a bunch of devoted friends, and the chance to be the company's youngest-ever VP, all at the age of thirty-six. But, behind the scenes, his life is slowly falling apart, what with his marriage on the rocks, [...]
 
Book: Old Geezers - The Gateway by Roger Lawrence
Three bored old men living in stupefying comfort are desperate for something to amuse them. In the ruins that was Los Angeles they find something that might fit the bill. What they hoped for was a few day's of fun and excitement. What they didn't expect was to destroy the entire world and create another infested with wild, and very angry people. Being chased by wild and very hungry beasts does [...]
 
Book: The Crossing by Graham Parks
It is the year 2031, and 12 year old Able Worthy has made a journey that will change his life forever - a journey to the Dark Side. Born in Segregation, a suburb in the city of Bigotdom, Able Worthy runs away from home after being enticed by the bright lights of the fairground that shimmer across the stagnant, toxic River Thames, which he has only ever seen from his bedroom window. Once across [...]
 
Book: The Charm by Tracy Hefferon
When Lorna Mills makes a love charm, and buries it under a late-blooming rose bush, she puts all her faith in the power of white witchcraft to summon her soulmate and a life with a happy-ever-after ending. But what she doesn't bargain for is the arrival of the enigmatic Joe Hardy who stumbles, quite literally, into her life one pristine summer's morning and turns her whole world upside down. [...]
 
Book: Pearls by Tasha Harrison
As featured in The Guardian. For career-driven Kate Burrows, life is pretty much perfect: great job, fab flat and a gorgeous guy to share it all with. With every box on her checklist ticked, Kate thinks she's happily in control of her own destiny until the troubled past she's tried so hard to suppress threatens to sabotage everything she holds dear. Stuck in a rut of useless boyfriends and [...]
 
Book: When Good Friends Go Bad by Ellie Campbell
All through school, tomboy Jen, snobby Georgina, hippy Meg and gentle Rowan, were inseparable. Until, that is, the unfortunate consequences of a childish prank tore them apart. As adults an attempted reunion went disastrously wrong. Rowan failed to appear. Meg behaved outrageously and - sharpest cut of all - Jen discovered just how deeply Georgina had betrayed her. So now, a mother herself, in [...]
 
Book: The Uncuffed Suspect by Lupin Bleu
A crazed President plots revenge on his country's enemies by disguising a massive nuclear attack as an asteroid strike. As the World waits to find out where the hammer will fall, a sense of impending doom ushers in a weird new era of strange behaviour - and new ways of thinking - as the more preposterous elements of society exploit their last chance to explore the darker side of the human psyche. [...]
 
Book: Sleeping with Jane Austen by David Aitken
'In this funny-serious book David Aitken pokes his finger in the stomach of the traditional crime novel, gently questioning our readiness to be mesmerised by crime and the causes of it.' (Alex O'Connell, The Times, London) 'The premise of this book -- the confessions of a caged psychopath whose proclivity for women's ears has led to his imprisonment in a grim Dundee psychiatric institution -- [...]
 
Book: Sophronia and the Vampire by Jacqueline Farrell
She may be fifty, English, and a professional crone, but Sophronia Sheridan is not one to turn down a chance to help others, even when it goes against her better judgment. When she is faced with young witches and vampires who have fallen under a head vampire's power, she allows herself to become beholden to him in order to help the youth gain their freedom. Along the way, she realizes there is [...]
 
Book: Dragon's Mind by Vered Ehsani
A Sci-Fi Adventure That Will Touch Your Heart Ten years ago, an artificial brain was installed into a computer system. To most people, it is a non-living entity operating in the background of their lives. Only a girl named Myth knows better: his name is Dragon and he is very much alive. After ten bodiless years, Dragon has a dream that will change everything and will put his mind and Myth's life [...]
 
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