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Book: Treading Water and other misadventures by Noreen Braman
"Treading Water and other misadventures" is the second edition of Noreen Braman's slightly damp collection of humor columns and essays that have appeared online and in print, including the "Evil Pants" series and "the House of Rhyming Pests." Tales of domestic life include hilariously unsettling "Don't Worry, It's Just a Stage!" as well as adventures at both the nail salon and the hair salon. New [...]
 
Book: I Am Not Frazzle! by Darren Worrow
All proceeds of this book go to the Devizes and District Opportunity Centre, a registered charity in the UK that helps children with disabilities and learning difficulties get a better start to life. Here is the deal, we take 10 great authors, give them the freedom to write a story in their own style and genre as long as the general theme has children involved. Next we put them in a big pot (the [...]
 
Book: Strangely Funny
This is not your typical anthology. Open these pages and discover twenty-five talented writers on a hilarious journey through the paranormal. Zombies who are finicky eaters, vampires caught between groupies and werewolves, and ghosts with awful decorating tastes await. It'll even show you how to beat the monster in the closet. Join Joette Rozanski, Suzanne Robb, Agatha-winning author Catriona [...]
 
Book: Fractured Glass - A Novel Anthology by Jo Michaels
What if other worlds existed alongside your own? What if you could travel through them and truly escape reality? Sloan and Harley Glass were born moments apart; but, despite their differences, the sixteen-year-old twins couldn't be closer. They've held their tongues each and every time their mother has uprooted them often moving across the country with little notice. They've learned to accept [...]
 
Book: The Storm is Coming - An Anthology by Various, Sarah E. Holroyd
Storms can come out of a clear blue sky, or they can build over a long period. They can take many forms, all terribly destructive: a tornado or hurricane that destroys all your belongings, an abusive spouse who destroys your sense of well-being, or human actions that can devastate an entire society. In this collection of short stories, poetry, non-fiction, and images, you will find the range of [...]
 
Book: Carrigon's Horror Anthology by Julie Ann Mally
Carrigon's Horror Anthology is a small collection of horror stories written in the 90's and originally published on AOL. Several of the stories were contest winners for various writing contests there. This collection includes a few of her Sixty Second Horror Story winners, such as, A Tiny Yellow Casket and Family Traditions. And her more well known short Owly A Vampire Love Story, her award [...]
 
Book: Humor Me (Life Without a Field Guide Book 2) by Lill Hawkins
From " I Heart/Hate Maine " about Maine's seasons: "We have to crowd all the spring things into the first part of June, because if we didn't, they'd run into summer, which is so short in Maine, that we can't fit all the summer things into it without running smack dab into autumn. Since our first frost is usually sometime in August, this results in a good amount of overlap, as you can imagine. [...]
 
Book: An Eclectic Anthology - Fiction, Politics and a Splash of Insanity by John Gramling
This book provided me with the opportunity to place some of my favorite pieces, both snippets of previously released material as well as material that is entirely new. There's a little bit of something for everyone within this anthology, lighthearted flash fiction, controversial political content, historical short stories, semi-autobiographical short stories. Collected over the course of one [...]
 
Book: Twisted Vine - An Anthology of Short Stories and Poems by Judith Victoria Douglas
A preview of the author's work with several of her short stories and poems from her beginnings to present. A variety of genres are included, some with a twist in time, with excerpts from some of her published, and soon-to-be-published novels. From flash fiction to a-little-longer short stories, there is also included a sci-fi in poetic meter. There is romance, romantic suspense, Sci-fi visions of [...]
 
Book: Seriously? (Life Without a Field Guide Book 3) by Lill Hawkins
From "What's the Question?" "For instance, if some fine morning, someone stumbled down the stairs, looked in the fridge for a long, electricity consuming five minutes and then turned to me and with a puzzled look said, 'Mom, what was Yip Harburg's real name?' I'd say, with complete confidence that it was 'Isidore Hochburg.' But no one ever asks about Yip Harburg, although I don't know why. [...]
 
Book: The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories - Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is more than just a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that will make you laugh. It provides a treasure trove of tips and invaluable advice to help you navigate safely through marriage and relationships, raising kids and to finally understand the more peculiar aspects of day to day living that up until now, had been tossed into a big [...]
 
Book: Tales On The Yellow Brick Road by Jack Gannon & Cyndi Williams-Barnier (J&C Wordsmiths)
Together or apart, we've been writing stories all our lives. Many of our writings have gathered digital dust within our computers over the years... so we decided to select several to publish in this short anthology, TALES ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. Why YBR? It's our mantra actually... we're being lead down some sort of literary path, really not knowing where it will go. However we stay steadfast [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Uncommon Notions by Eugene Williams
America may not be the birthplace of humor I am told that distinction belongs to the people that invented the cuckoo clock, when they weren't taking everything else so serious however, America is filled with uncommon people and a lot of them are sharing their own uncommon notions. You wont have to venture far to hear a few of my Uncommon Notions like a man in Kansas that for some reason believes [...]
 
Book: The Saint of Seven Dials - Collector's Edition by Brenda Hiatt
All four of Brenda Hiatt's acclaimed "Saint of Seven Dials" books in one volume! Includes: ROGUE'S HONOR - A duke's daughter disguises herself as a maid to avoid a marriage that would snatch away her inheritance. She is nearly discovered but is rescued from certain social disaster by a seeming servant who is in fact the legendary Regency Robin Hood, the Saint of Seven Dials. Love is the last [...]
 
Book: Hero & Heroine (Anthology of Short Reads) - Paranormal, Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine
Courage & Honor. Exploration & Adventure. Curiosity & Discovery. Romance & Passion. Magic & Science. You'll find four novelettes, four short stories, and one novella, across the spectrum of speculative fiction. You'll find everything from Hard Science Fiction to Steamy Paranormal Romance, from Steampunk to Time Travel, from High Fantasy to Urban Fantasy. All the stories, whatever the subgenre, [...]
 
Book: Can you be...that stupid? - A Polite Guide to Stimulating Conversation by Geoffrey Robinson
How many times have you found yourself in conversation with a person who made a statement that confirmed for you that they had absolutely no idea what the hell they were talking about? Everything you'll find here was personally heard, read or viewed by me. Over an extended period of time I began writing these little cast in stone truths on post-it notes. Eventually I typed and organized them. [...]
 
Book: Hero & Heroine 2 (Anthology of Short Reads) - Paranormal, Fantasy and Science Fiction Magazine by Rayne Hall
Magic. Science. Love You'll find three novelettes, three short stories, and one novella, across the spectrum of speculative fiction. You'll find everything from Hard Science Fiction to Steamy Paranormal Romance, from Steampunk to Time Travel, from High Fantasy to Urban Fantasy. All the stories, whatever the subgenre, have Happy Endings, or at least Happy For Now endings and although not all the [...]
 
Book: The Lunatic of Trenton by Eugene Williams
The Lunatic of Trenton (turn of the century), is about an old man telling his two grandchildren how he wanted to change the world, from the battlefields of WWI, to the intellectual's halls of England with Bernard Shaw to chasing Heir Wilhelm, across the fields of France, as he puts it "bugging around Serbia for the devil in an Austrian Top hat". Seeking out the wisdom, and danger were ever he [...]
 
Book: The Traditional West - Anthology of Original Stories by The Western Fictioneers
The classic American Western returns in this collection of brand-new stories by some of the top Western writers in the world today. Robert J. Randisi, Dusty Richards, James Reasoner, Larry D. Sweazy, L.J. Washburn, Jackson Lowry, Larry Jay Martin, Kerry Newcomb, and many other members of Western Fictioneers, the only writers' organization devoted solely to traditional Western fiction, take [...]
 
Book: Indies Unlimited - 2012 Flash Fiction Anthology by K. S. Brooks
The Indies Unlimited 2012 Flash Fiction Anthology features a year's worth of winning entries from the IndiesUnlimited.com weekly flash fiction challenge. It contains 56 stories by 38 different authors from around the world, with pictures by award-winning photographer K. S. Brooks and thought-provoking prompts by five-star author Stephen Hise. From the comic misadventures of a caveman named Og to [...]
 
Book: A Pig With Three legs by David Turri
This is a story full of bad jokes because those are the only ones Tommy Dugdale, a failed stand-up comic, knows. Alec Swipple, assistant-manager in Human Resources (although he possesses very few of them himself) at a London firm is Tommy's long-suffering best mate. The third player in this farce is tough-as-nails Gillian, Tommy's girlfriend. She likes Tommy because he makes her laugh. (Just [...]
 
Book: A golfing I will go - Golfer delight by Eugene Williams
A country bunkum from Iowa gets a chance to impress his wife's father in Scotland playing golf at Greywalls and completely makes a fool out of himself, in the process wrecks the country club. And nearly ends an un prefect marriage, perhaps golf is a game left to someone else what a funny story for any married man or golfer out there.
 
Book: Big red hat and All by Eugene Williams
I have always wondered what it would be like to spy on my wife. Don the whole espionage garb, fake beard, and mustache --of course the KimYung Il, sunglasses. You see no good spy outfit would be complete without the sunglasses. Ever notice in all the great spy movies from the time of the immortal Charlie Chan to Hammer's Dick Barton special agent, Marlow's Sam Spade pure genius with a spy [...]
 
Book: Is it madness to be mad at madness - Political satire at it's best by Eugene Williams
Satire is not dead it just has been held hostage by people with no sense of humor. Is it madness to be mad at madness. Is one of those stand-up comedy bits that pokes fun of persons from the past but not that far past President Bush, Linda Vester and others Spike Lee and it's to makes light of everything and everybody, so lighten up and Free the Satire "No Satire no Peace", Who said that, where [...]
 
Book: Small Town Ho - The Hilarious Story of Moving from the Big City to North Idaho by Duke Diercks
Have You Ever Wanted OFF the Treadmill ?? New author Duke Diercks bursts onto the scene with the hilarious memoir of one family's move from the big city to the panhandle of North Idaho. No Jobs. No friends. Just buckets of our own ignorance. Follow along in horror and hilarity as the family acclimates to the new small town way of life and the author bounces from jobs working in a school cafeteria [...]
 
Book: Bare Feet to High Heels - You Don't Have to Be a Beauty Queen to be a Beautiful Person by Jane Jenkins Herlong
Laugh while learning life-lessons as motiva- tional humorist, professional singer and best- selling author, Jane Jenkins Herlong takes an hilarious journey from the rows of a Johns Island, South Carolina tomato field to the run- way of the Miss America Pageant and beyond. Jane is the author of three books and travels across the country and internationally encouraging folks to work smart, laugh [...]
 
Book: Asylum - 13 Tales of Terror by Matt Drabble
" Matt Drabble is a name that will one day be as widely recognized as Stephen King & Dean Koontz " - READERS FAVORITE " Asylum 13 Tales of Terror " is a US Horror Chart #5 best seller and was voted 5th on The Horror Novel Review's Top 10 novels of 2013. The novel is also a 2014 Readers Favorite Gold Medal Winner. Matt Drabble also has a highest Amazon Horror Author Ranking of 5th. Blackwater [...]
 
Book: TALES OF THREE STORIES - BETTER BE FUNNY by Eugene Williams
Three of my favorite stories all in one place. Enjoy the award winning short story The Lunatic of Trenton, the never-ending tales from an old man in lunatic asylum who in his mind was responsible for the Russian Revolution, and starting World War One, all in the name of changing the world for the better. From there we join Samuel Clemens reading a newspaper article to a young boy sharing a log [...]
 
Book: Soul Of A Soldier - Reflections by Stevenson Benoit
Soul of a Soldier is a journey through the life of Stevenson Benoit. With his collection of poems, you are able to travel with him through the course of life. You experience all of his ups and downs, the good and the bad, the joy and the pain. Written over a course of a several years, you are able to grow and learn with him through each and every poem. A wide array of life's emotions are depicted [...]
 
Book: Macabre Moments by Brian Bigelow
This is a horror short story anthology meant to entertain most of all. They are a collection of nightmares, eerie events, bumps in the night and of things gone very wrong. There are also two very creepy poems that have been included in this collection. In "Moonlit Night" a young couple meets a vicious little girl vampire. "Special Guests" is set during the Great Depression, two inmates escape [...]
 
Book: Terra's Nite Out by Quanah Edwards
With dark hair, green eyes, round hips, and natural breasts, Terra stands out among a sea of blue eyed blondes with boob jobs. She catches the eye of a few of the party goers. Watch as she hooks up with a current IT boy, a former child star who is now a divorced dad of two, and a couple. I was inspired to write this after I entered a contest on lushstories.com about the VIP lifestyle. After the [...]
 
Book: Lucha Gore - Scares from the Squared Circle
"Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, in this very ring, the forces of good take on the creatures of darkness in a match for the ages. The hopes and fears of mankind will pit their wits against one another in blur of flesh and blood and, when the final bell rings, there can be only one winner!" Cruentus Libri Press brings you sixteen tales of horror and the macabre set in the world of professional [...]
 
Book: After Darkness Falls - 10 Tales of Terror - Volume one by Matt Drabble
"Matt Drabble is a name that will one day be as widely recognized as Stephen King & Dean Koontz" - READERS FAVORITE From an award winning & best selling author with a highest Amazon Horror Author Ranking of 5th. From the painted faces of a child's nightmare to discovering what we really put in our bodies in the name of health. Here are 10 tales to read with the light on. TALE #1 - "Roll up, Roll [...]
 
Book: Dreams by Jacqueline Paige
A Dream series - three steamy tales of romance, suspense with unexpected paranormal flares In Our Dream: Jennah Best left the adrenaline packed life of being a cop on the edge for a more peaceful place. She escaped a marriage that almost destroyed her and now lives her life working for a small police station in the town of Ridge. At her age, she's accepted that it's too late and too much work to [...]
 
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