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Book: Hike up Devil's Mountain by Penny Estelle
International Best Seller in Free Books - Amazon Canada ranks: Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #707 Free in Kindle Store #25 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Action & Adventure - #38 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy Amazon Us Rank: Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #352 Free in Kindle Store #16 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > [...]
 
Book: Annie's 4th Ace - A romantically funny Annie McCauley mystery by Willee Amsden
Annie McCauley hasn't given up on her dream of being a high fashion model. Her evil arch rival, Brittany Carstairs who grew up in the same trailer park in Mesa View Texas has gotten her fired from every job she's had, but when she lands another gig she's sure Brittany won't get the best of her and she'll be able to quit her job working for Ida Grolsch delivering and protecting people. But before [...]
 
Book: Perhaps I've Said Too Much (A Great Big Book of Messing With People) by Rodney Lacroix
There's a prankster in all of us. Whether you're carving evil messages into your coworker's banana peel or telling your kids that, yes, raisins are actually dehydrated people, there's a certain, sinister-yet-fun draw to really messing with people. In Perhaps I've Said Too Much (the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me), Rodney Lacroix gives the reader [...]
 
Book: Malpractice by Mike Adlam
Product Description - Sharply satirical and disturbingly dark, Malpractice takes a scalpel to the vanities of the medical profession and, in doing so lays bare the deceits and cruelties to which desperate people will stoop. "Savagely Funny Enormously entertaining " (THE POST) The first book in the philandering surgeon Tony Stamford series. Imagine if John le Carre, Michel Crichton, George [...]
 
Book: What could go wrong? (Chasing Crazy) by Linda McGourty
This is a book full of short humorous anecdotes about the everyday life of a woman who always finds something to laugh at. Life never goes how you intended it to be and some how we learn to roll with, and laugh at the punches. If you've ever loved a dog or tried to cram yourself in a pair of Spanx this collection is for you. If you're a middle aged woman, I think you may relate to the hot flushes [...]
 
Book: Dog Tales for the Funny Bone - Your purchase is helping to raise money for dog shelters! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
Dog Tales for the Funny Bone is a new book that is filled with dozens of funny, true canine stories that came from dog lovers around the world. Among the funny stories is one entitled, Cash and the box of doughnuts. Told by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert, this story chronicles her book signing trip to Ft. Worth Texas. She decided to take along both farm dogs (Cash and Candy) and her husband to the [...]
 
Book: Horse Tales for the Funny Bone, Volume 1 - 60 True, Equine-Related Stories that are Sure to Have you Laughing! by Bonnie Marlewski-Probert
We are proud to bring you 60 truly funny, equine-related stories that are sure to put a smile on your face. And, while you are enjoying these stories, remember that a portion of this sale is helping Therapeutic Riding Centers around the USA. These Centers work in concert with the Horse to help people from all walks of life, from children to Veterans. Centers address both the physical and [...]
 
Book: Funny Cartoons For The Entire Family by Dan Rosandich
A total of 194 color and black and white single panel gag cartoons feature Dan's favorite cartoons from his archives. Many of these cartoons are inspired by real people and certain scenarios the cartoonist experienced which many readers might also be able to relate to. A majority of these cartoons have never appeared in hardcopy print anywhere and were created exclusively for this book. [...]
 
Book: Merry Hell by Dennis Timothy
It was Angie Timmons turn to host Christmas dinner for her adult family and friends. The story's characters bring their own assortment of quirks to the holiday table. Each person determined to make the best of things, until a freak blizzard forces them to remain together. A fast-paced read filled with humor, drama, and adult themes. A story that begs the question, could any average family survive [...]
 
Book: The Funny Adventures of Little Nani (Volume 1) by Cinta García de la Rosa
Little Nani is a little girl who likes helping people. However, when she helps people the results can be a bit unexpected. Why is that? Little Nani is a witch! Or at least she wants to be a witch. With her magic wand, she will try to cast different spells to help her friends, but she won't be successful all the time. Follow Little Nani in her funny adventures and meet her extraordinary friends. [...]
 
Book: Ezicash by Ian Thompson
Was it all some elaborate plan of Pope's, or just a farce? Me? Looking back now, I think it was the caper to end all capers, and if it I'm right, what he did was nothing short of genius. What you're about to bear witness to is possibly the greatest swindle of all time, one that brought an institution to its knees and made me a rich man in the process... Or it could be just a bunch of crude jokes [...]
 
Book: Funny You Should Ask (Life Without a Field Guide Book 1) by Lill Hawkins
From Chapter 2 of "Funny You Should Ask" "1. Q . Why aren't you in school? A . Why aren't you in therapy? A . Why would you ask? A . I'm still contagious. A . If I can't take my gun, I'm not gonna go. A . Head lice. A . My religion lets me marry at 9 and I'm on my honeymoon. A . Leprosy A . Psychiatrist appointment. A . I had to see my parole officer. A . Court date. A . My parents refuse to make [...]
 
Book: Summers' Love, A Cute and Funny Cinderella Love Story by Stu Summers
"Summers' Love will keep make you laugh, but keep a tissue close by." ~ Eva Marie Everson, Best-selling & Award-winning Author "Fun and clever, with a new twist every few pages that I didn't see coming." ~ Christy award-winning author, Ann Tatlock Best-selling romance writer Stu Summers expects fawning praise and flirtatious smiles from his female fans. But when his editor at Little Brown Pelican [...]
 
Book: The Divorced Not Dead Workshop by CeCe Osgood
Meet charming and sassy Dorsey Bing in this hilarious romantic comedy about a dating workshop during a cruise to Cabo. After a recent break-up with Theo, her sexy Brit boyfriend, Dorsey brainstorms about a dating workshop. Too bad she's an idea person with zero follow-through. When her BBF, the uber-organized Pilar, gets involved in setting up the workshop, it looks like it might happen. But do [...]
 
Book: Rose and Her Amazing Nose by Andrew W. Fairchild
Rose and Her Amazing Nose is a children's picture book that was inspired by my personal life as a child. When I was growing up, I was always teased because I had larger than life ears. I really didn't mind people teasing me because I learned to realize that I had an advantage that people with normal size ears did not have and that was I could always hear everything. The mice in the walls, the [...]
 
Book: Weewee (eFables) by Kamon Diane Therrien
Weewee is a cute little dog who behaves the way he sees others behaving. A funny story that will make children giggle and that open them a door to wisdom, towards thinking before doing. Beautifully illustrated, the book is ideal for electronic readers and mobile devices. Weewee is the third in the popular series eFables, bound to be Children's Best Books 2013!
 
Book: Don Juan in Hankey, PA by Gale Martin
Peek beneath the surface of an extraordinary small-town opera company, and get to know a fabulous cast of characters: determined flirts, a lusty singing gaucho, ingenious manipulators, a bipolar ketchup heiress, devious lovers, and some very determined ghosts. Delve into high society in Hankey, PA-a world of simmering seductions, convoluted mysteries and entertaining intrigues. You may laugh out [...]
 
Book: The Day My Mommy QUIT! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
Read it FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited Membership! (On Sale for Limited Time!) WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR MOMMY QUIT ON YOU? Beautifully Illustrated Picture book that will have both parents and children laughing out loud! Find out what happens when Mom gets fed up and decides to stop doing all the chores. How will the family cope when they are so used to Mom doing so much for them? [...]
 
Book: My Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! Funny Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers by Kally Mayer
A funny rhyming picture book for beginner readers (Suitable for ages 2-8) Your child will LOVE this hilarious and sweet story of a little girl who is trying to convince us that her Grandpa is NOT Grumpy! She describes the challenges that her Grandpa has, that will produce lots of giggles from children and parents alike! She also talks about all the special times she and her Grandpa share. If your [...]
 
Book: Catching Claire (Love & Other Calamities) by Cindy Procter-King
Sassy Shorts! Fun, Quick Reads. Catching Claire, Story 2 in Love & Other Calamities. When Claire Merriweather hires hunky future doctor Ridge Pederson to strip at a friend's bachelorette party, she never imagines she'll wake up in his bed. Well, she imagines it but now it's happened. Big problem: Claire's memory is fuzzy. Did they do the bouncy? Or did Ridge reject her? Either way oh-oh, her [...]
 
Book: You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian! - The Stand Up Comedy Survival Guide (Professional Stand Up Comedy) (Volume 1) by Jerry Mabbott
If you've heard, "You're Funny! You Should Be A Comedian", your entire life, this book is for you! Jerry Mabbott, a 25 year comedy veteran teaches you everything you need to know to have success in stand-up comedy. In this book, you'll learn how to write unique material that will make strangers laugh, how to handle hecklers, how to get stage time, how to hone your skills, even how to handle stage [...]
 
Book: Bedtime Stories For Kids! Funny Monsters Go Camping by Alice Cussler
Entertaining and Educational Adventure Stories for Children of All Ages with 30 COLORFULL ILLUSTRATIONS Your Children Will Love! Alice Cussler is pleased to present her new book for children - "Bedtime Stories For Kids! Funny Monsters Go Camping" that is part of the series "Funny Monster Bedtime Stories Collection for Children Ages 4-8" What could four funny monsters possibly get into while [...]
 
Book: If mistakes could fly, You'd be a Superhero - Flash Fiction Detective Humor (Jonny Gonzo and Money Man Book 1) by Kenyon Ledford
If the literary landscape was actually Walt Disney's Fantasyland, then the book, If Mistakes Could Fly, You'd Be a Superhero, would be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. -- This whiplash collection of flash fiction revolves around a hazy private investigator, a shady superhero, and a clueless, sloppy cop. They all chase each other around the pages and into the dizzyingly dystopian world of Batman and Robin in [...]
 
Book: I.O.U.$. by Ruthe Price
A funny fiscal fantasy of government, goons and greed. A mafia Don mistakenly gets involved in a committee of top business leaders requested by congress to resolve the national debt. Hilarity ensues when he hatches a wild plan involving a presidential election, insurance and murder. Will it work? You'll have lots of laughs while you find out!
 
Book: Pheng iu by Anthony Robinson
This is a collection of stories about the time when people were young, quite penniless and dependent on one another. Once upon not so long ago, there was a lodging house in 44A Lorong Ahmad Marzoeki that housed 19 tenants because it simply couldn't house 20. Coming to Newtown City from every corner of the world, there were 15 boys and 4 girls, collectively dubbed as Pheng iu by one of them. Life [...]
 
Book: SHOWING OFF by Louise T.W Lucas
The show must go on ...or should it? There's going to be eight women vying for attention on the catwalk, how well is that going to work. Throw in four handsome men and there might be trouble. You're going to need help organising the big event. Call up your friends, see if they want to get involved. Of course they do! How helpful are they though, will they prove to be more of a hindrance? A fund [...]
 
Book: Two Goats and Linda by John Black
Two Goats and Linda is simply a comical novelette, about a goat who was inspired by a billboard of a mountain, talking his two siblings into traveling from Florida to the state of Washington to climb a mountain. Along the way they encounter some difficulties. The receive help for some children along the way, and a few adults on their last leg of luck. The encounter and inspire a high school [...]
 
Book: Moms are Nuts
Emmy winners, magazine editors, comedians, TV personalities, bestselling authors and social media superstars team up to bring you a laugh-out-loud book not about being a mom, but about having a mom, grandmom or mom-figure. And while it's not OK for someone else to make yo-momma jokes about your momma, it is perfectly healthy - even downright hilarious - to find the humor in your own upbringing. [...]
 
Book: THE GIRL FROM THE DISCOTHEQUE by Bennett Arron
For over twenty years Steve has obsessed about her - a girl he once saw at a local disco. Now, in his late thirties, with his talent agency business losing money and his debts increasing, Steve realises he can't move on until he does something about this memory that won't stop dancing in his brain. Inspired by a true story. QUOTES - "A touching, funny, page-turning book about what the heart wants [...]
 
Book: The Golden Whisper by A. C. Riggan
Franzipants, the oddball substitute teacher, has no idea that she's stepping into a world of chaos and crime when she goes to work at Pocahontas Primary School of Pickering. The explosive Principal Brum, devious Dan the custodian, and the mafioso Brutticuli brothers head up the conflict that only the sub and her special touch, together with her army of nose picking 3rd graders, can resolve. This [...]
 
Book: Unspoken by Shannan LaPointe
"Veda, a strong single attractive female working a big city fire - department as a firefighter goes through trials and tribulations - not only being a firefighter in a mans world but her own - personal life as well. When a serial arsonist reeks havoc on her city against a young - millionaire and his company, sheEs determined to find out who - it is. Much to her surprise she gets caught up into a [...]
 
Book: Strangely Funny
This is not your typical anthology. Open these pages and discover twenty-five talented writers on a hilarious journey through the paranormal. Zombies who are finicky eaters, vampires caught between groupies and werewolves, and ghosts with awful decorating tastes await. It'll even show you how to beat the monster in the closet. Join Joette Rozanski, Suzanne Robb, Agatha-winning author Catriona [...]
 
Book: JUST MARRIED, PLEASE EXCUSE by Yashodhara Lal
Caution: Marriage Ahead ... Yashodhara, a quick-tempered gal from the big city, is hitched to Vijay, a laidback desi boy from a small town in one word, trouble! The young couple must learn to adjust to married life and to each other whether it is Yashodhara s tamper tantrums or Vijay s foot-in-mouth syndrome with a little help from their idiosyncratic staff Zarreena and Vinod, their nutty friend [...]
 
Book: WHUPPED by Jim Stevens
Alyssa Walworth is young, polished, wealthy and drop dead gorgeous; and Jake Dombrowski couldn't be more in love with her. So much in love, she's got him going every-which--way in her quest to have the Beverly Hills wedding of the year. Jake's best friends, Gideon and Conrad, see the marriage as nothing more than the first step toward divorce. They try to convince Jake in the conventional manner, [...]
 
Book: Death is a Relative Thing by Holly Patrone
April Serao's love life is much like a desert, dry, dusty and a little cracked. Six years ago, her husband Sal died while having sex. That was bad, but he was with her, so it could have been worse, however he hadn't finished renovating the kitchen, so it really could have been better. Now April's raising their three sons alone. Word got around about how Sal met his unfortunate demise which has [...]
 
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